Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Yes, I completely believe that a known bullshit artist who can't even pronounce choreograph(ed) ever created routines for herself, much less for other people, and that she won "every talent contest" she entered in front of giant crowds.

I think, as for children dance recitals, everyone get a medal or a prize for participating. Again, she is stretching the truth. As for the crowds, they are basically the children’s parents, the teachers, and the other kids.

 

[Punkinsplice]

"Just EMBRACE yourself - this is quite the video." She must have meant: "Brace yourself." This was her evening routine, she said. Where was the red face, the sweat, etc. I understand even then, she couldn't do much but she wasn't pushing herself.

FYI - lots of mention lately about her comments about being a dancer & choreographing routines for herself & other dancers. She appeared in front of 'gigantic crowds' in talent shows & always won according to this video... about 5:45 in:

Wow, eyebrows!

Well, yes, it is odd that anyone over the age of 15 would do it on a regular basis. People of all ages would try those filters once for a laugh and realize that they are infantile.

In the second picture, it is showing one of her nails painted purple. Did she painted those a few weeks ago, or is it new? It might be an old picture.

I do believe that is one of the nail shades in the February Ipsy bags. So it could be fairly new.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think, as for children dance recitals, everyone get a medal or a prize for participating. Again, she is stretching the truth. As for the crowds, they are basically the children’s parents, the teachers, and the other kids.

But kids/children don't choreograph routines for themselves or others, do they? And they're probably also not part of "hip-hop dance groups". While I believe she may have played soccer because some adult at some point was trying to make her move, just a little, I believe she was some kind of star player just as much as I believe her tales about her being some kind of dancing impresario as a 200 pound youngster. I guess she doesn't stop to ponder why there really aren't a ton of fat soccer players past the young kid level or fatass dancers who can move through multiple routines in a set.

 

[Moonpie]

I think, as for children dance recitals, everyone get a medal or a prize for participating. Again, she is stretching the truth. As for the crowds, they are basically the children’s parents, the teachers, and the other kids.

And obese child Al would have grown up in the era of giving out participation trophies for not actually doing anything.

 

[FatalTater]

I am reminded that I need to update my resume. I forgot that learning to play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder made me a musician at age 6.

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

I wish this girl would pool her money into something as beneficial as a dance class, a zumba class or even a personal trainer to work on cardio. It would certainly engage her more than just walking to tree, especially since she seems to have an interest in it. Unfortunately I know the only thing we will see from her investment wise is deforestation through the amount of journals she buys.
That being said, how long do you guys think our girl will have the mobility she barely has now?

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Not long, especially as she will be starting her 30s in a year. Bad knees, aching back, fatigue and feeling like shit will cause her to move less and less over time. It's very slow, but it eventually happens. Really big fatties seem to get to a point where they just park themselves onto a bed or recliner and don't move unless absolutely necessary.

 

[LiquidSnake]

While her dancing days are on topic, here are website and FB links to the place she probably 'went to' (it's in Cali).

S.P.A.C.E. Music Together

S.P.A.C.E. Music Together, Ukiah, CA. 282 likes. Music Together is a globally recognized music and movement program for ages 0-5.

www.facebook.com

About

Near & Arnold’s School of Performing Arts & Cultural Education (SPACE) is an acclaimed afterschool performing arts program serving youth ages infant through 18. SPACE, located near downtown…

www.spaceperformingarts.org

I say 'went to' because I'm sure, just like most of her stories about her being successful in anything....it's mostly bullshit.

 

[Fleasburger]

Checking in. No new video? No? She dead yet? No?

Be back tomorrow.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So, the story morphed from participating in an afterschool dance programme to becoming an acclaimed dancer and choreographer performing in front of huge audiences. This is one massive exercise in rewriting history.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So, the story morphed from participating in an afterschool dance programme to becoming an acclaimed dancer and choreographer performing in front of huge audiences. This is one massive exercise in rewriting history.

Goddamn, I hate Cloudflare.

Anyhow, Big Al is like the bastard love child of Joseph Goebbels and Baghdad Bob. And a rhino. With a sprinkling of Big Brother (from the book, you uncultured assholes, not the tv show).

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I do believe that is one of the nail shades in the February Ipsy bags. So it could be fairly new.

In her latest video, she claims that she did not wear makeup for 50 days and she is not wearing any nail polish. She put a different colour in the video. So the pictures are old. Why doing that except to stroke your ego.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Can this woman just... stop thinking she's hot shit??
It's beyond frustrating... She's 600lbs, that's not "hot," it's not attractive in any way.
She's not even mildly pretty in the face anymore. Her complexion is grey, she looks like a corpse.
She's only lying to herself when she relies on filters and a fuck-ton of badly applied make-up.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

And obese child Al would have grown up in the era of giving out participation trophies for not actually doing anything.

I'm sure she legitimately earned that "Fattest Sack of Shit" award in the 3rd grade.

 

[Long Dong Silver]

I'm sure she legitimately earned that "Fattest Sack of Shit" award in the 3rd grade.

In her class yearbook she was named "Most Likely to be a Morbidly Obese Drain on Society."

 

[ADHD]

From one of the discords, looks like Becky is going to have to work for her crayons today:

 

[bev]

From one of the discords, looks like Becky is going to have to work for her crayons today:
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I wonder what level of dexterity someone would need in order to give someone as huge and shapeless as Amber a proper massage. I can't help to imagine Becky sprawling over her with the finesse of someone securing a fitted sheet.

 

[ADHD]

I wonder what level of dexterity someone would need in order to give someone as huge and shapeless as Amber a proper massage. I can't help to imagine Becky sprawling over her with the finesse of someone securing a fitted sheet.

Maybe she uses a rolling pin.

 

[Das Bucket]

I wonder what level of dexterity someone would need in order to give someone as huge and shapeless as Amber a proper massage. I can't help to imagine Becky sprawling over her with the finesse of someone securing a fitted sheet.

Brenda Song. Also, Becky should just get up and stand on the big bitch. Isn’t that some kind of Asian massage technique? It might be the only way to get through the layers of blubber and work out Amberlynn’s knots. She leads a very busy and stressful life, so there will be many.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She must have spent a hell of a lot of time playing with the filters to make herself look... clean, I refuse to believe that's her natural skin tone, especially at the end of February. Not a blemish in sight, eyebrows magically reappear.

You'd think she'd have spent a few minutes making sure Becky didn't look like... I'm not sure what that look is but it ain't right.