Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strong Tomato]

She must have spent a hell of a lot of time playing with the filters to make herself look... clean, I refuse to believe that's her natural skin tone, especially at the end of February. Not a blemish in sight, eyebrows magically reappear.

You'd think she'd have spent a few minutes making sure Becky didn't look like... I'm not sure what that look is but it ain't right.

Maybe she actually took a bath today.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Gorl is busy!!! Don’t you haydurs understand that Amber works hard on her videos? She deserves pampering by her servant, assholes!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Maybe she actually took a bath today.

Her last video she mentioned it was her "wash day"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her last video she mentioned it was her "wash day"

A bit like spraying down the exhibits at the zoo. And by that I mean using a pressure washer to deshit things.

 

[Das Bucket]

She must have spent a hell of a lot of time playing with the filters to make herself look... clean, I refuse to believe that's her natural skin tone, especially at the end of February. Not a blemish in sight, eyebrows magically reappear.

You'd think she'd have spent a few minutes making sure Becky didn't look like... I'm not sure what that look is but it ain't right.

Yes. Look at Becky! She’s blurry as fuck. One more filter and they’re about to turn into a renaissance era painting.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Amber, we already know that your caretaker washes you. No need to show us.

 

[Xenomorph]

From one of the discords, looks like Becky is going to have to work for her crayons today:
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So thats what she calls Necky wiping her asshole?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Brenda Song. Also, Becky should just get up and stand on the big bitch. Isn’t that some kind of Asian massage technique? It might be the only way to get through the layers of blubber and work out Amberlynn’s knots. She leads a very busy and stressful life, so there will be many.

i would agree but can amber actually lay down flat enough so she's horizontal to be walked on?

 

[kiwirevolving]

i would agree but can amber actually lay down flat enough so she's horizontal to be walked on?

She can't lay down facing the floor without not being able to breathe anymore.

Imagine being Eric/Ricky and seeing Neckster on top of a naked blob of fat giving her a massage.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

i would agree but can amber actually lay down flat enough so she's horizontal to be walked on?

No.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Who ever use the term “ wash day”? Every day should be wash day. To counteract the stench on non “wash day”, she probably use a large amount of cologne. I thought that chemical warfare was illegal.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

for a while a lot of booty gurus were WAY into the whole not washing your hair every day trend to the point where a lot of them would go like 5-7 days without a 'poo and would look absolutely disgusting. i think amber got confused and probably thought they weren't showering at all for all of those days.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Who ever use the term “ wash day”? Every day should be wash day. To counteract the stench on non “wash day”, she probably use a large amount of cologne. I thought that chemical warfare was illegal.

At 8:30 in her newest video she said that it was her "wash night"

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Who ever use the term “ wash day”? Every day should be wash day. To counteract the stench on non “wash day”, she probably use a large amount of cologne. I thought that chemical warfare was illegal.

When I hear "wash day" I can only think of laundry, something that's reasonable to do only once a week. Thinking about it in terms of bathing makes me think of some kind of Georgian-Edwardian era scenario where they fill a giant copper tub once every week or two, and a family takes their turn in it one by one. I don't know if the most dirty is last, or the most senior, dirty or not, is first to get the hot water.

 

[Fleasburger]

At this point, massage is probably a medical chore Necky has to do to make sure Hamber doesn't lose circulation in her body.

I imagine critters being freed, chunks of uneaten and half eaten food falling out of crevices, and Necky getting a new shirt if she can find the clit.

Or is massage another word for sponge bath these days?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

“Massaging” her with a wet rag followed by some baby powder, I hope.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

i would agree but can amber actually lay down flat enough so she's horizontal to be walked on?

Nope. But I'm she'll try and we'll get a real medical emergency out of it.

When I hear "wash day" I can only think of laundry,

Same.

Thinking about it in terms of bathing makes me think of some kind of Georgian-Edwardian era scenario where they fill a giant copper tub once every week or two, and a family takes their turn in it one by one. I don't know if the most dirty is last, or the most senior, dirty or not, is first to get the hot water.

Which wouldn't actually be totally out of line in some of the hollers, but they do have running and also hot water at the Gay Cabana, so there's no excuse for her to be a dirty, smelly pig there.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

I keep checking here in hopes that Amber says something about the whole Chantal/Charlie Gold thing, since Chantal brought her name up as well. I know I’m being in thinking she would insert herself for some more fun drama though.

Edit: shut the fuck up Amber we all know you’re not voting
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Does it really matter who she would vote for?

She knows jack shit about culture and much less about politics. All what she knows comes from Twitter and Instagram, because she sure as hell doesn't watch debates nor seeks any kind of deeper information. She probably doesn't even know what Bernie (or any of the other candidates) stands for, she just happens to have read somewhere that he's the person the fellow kids are supporting and that's about it. Sure as hell she has not donated a single cent to any cause or charity since becoming a very rich, very wealthy youtuber, so it's even less probable that she has actually donated to any presidential candidate.

Also, let's remember she did not vote in 2016, so it goes without saying that she will not vote in 2020 either.

The excuse about why she did not vote, though... that's pure gold:

 

[ADHD]

for a while a lot of booty gurus were WAY into the whole not washing your hair every day trend to the point where a lot of them would go like 5-7 days without a 'poo and would look absolutely disgusting. i think amber got confused and probably thought they weren't showering at all for all of those days.

What was the logic behind that and why would anyone still consider them a beauty "guru" after that?

 

[giga melt]

she will be stagnant until the day she dies.

everyone is already well aware