Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

This fat cow will not go to vote because there is no food there, also she would have to stand in line and wedge in a booth she wont fit in. Also she cannot film in there so no asspats

 

[Punkinsplice]

What was the logic behind that and why would anyone still consider them a beauty "guru" after that?

They use conditioner instead of shampoo during "no poo" periods, and that will actually clean hair just fine. Amber missed that part as well.

 

[ADHD]

They use conditioner instead of shampoo during "no poo" periods, and that will actually clean hair just fine. Amber missed that part as well.

But why not just use shampoo and conditioner like a normal person? I don't follow beauty gurus so I guess I'm out of the loop.

And did Amber actually miss that part, or did she just know what works for her, boo boo?

 

[Punkinsplice]

But why not just use shampoo and conditioner like a normal person? I don't follow beauty gurus so I guess I'm out of the loop.

And did Amber actually miss that part, or did she just know what works for her, boo boo?

it was only a guess that Amber even knew about the no-poo community, but I doubt she does because she has said before that she never uses conditioner. Not to sperg too much, but using a clenditioner or straight conditioner to freshen between shampoos is good if you color or don't get trims regularly. Amber has no strategy going on to imptove her hair, though. She just nasty!

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

From one of the discords, looks like Becky is going to have to work for her crayons today:
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She is literally Diabetty at this point

Bonus points for picking the screenshot that makes Becky look like an absolute deformed gobshite (I've never actually used that word before but it just sort of came to me after seeing that photo)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

But why not just use shampoo and conditioner like a normal person? I don't follow beauty gurus so I guess I'm out of the loop.

And did Amber actually miss that part, or did she just know what works for her, boo boo?

I think we read way too much on her hair care. She is just lazy and cannot be bother to wash her hair till she absolutely have to. She is like Gina from MSHPL. She also said in the past that her hair is “her thing”. She is taking care of it as much as she is taking care of her “fur babies”.

 

[Moonpie]

I think we read way too much on her hair care. She is just lazy and cannot be bother to wash her hair till she absolutely have to. She is like Gina from MSHPL. She also said in the past that her hair is “her thing”. She is taking care of it as much as she is taking care of her “fur babies”.

You got it right, fam.
Lazy is the main reason she doesn't fuck with it.
And it's ridiculous she uses her hair as her trait of femininity- which looks downright out of style and unhealthy as hell.
Notice how in the last vid she says she styles it in the braid on one particular side.
How fucking empty her life must be. And how utterly vain this fat cunt is when she has absolutely nooo reason to be.

 

[Serial Grapist]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:

and officially given up on Freshly:

 

[dingobaby]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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Jesus H. on a pogo ball juggling bowling pins. How many times has Amber claimed that she doesn't like to cook? I'm sure she considers removing the foil from yogurt meal prep and must reward herself with a handful of Reeses minis.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Jesus H. on a pogo ball juggling bowling pins. How many times has Amber claimed that she doesn't like to cook? I'm sure she considers removing the foil from yogurt meal prep and must reward herself with a handful of Reeses minis.

From what we know, she has been to the sushi place, and likely other restaurants with Dana and Destiny. The weight loss diet is now out the window. Those meals on IG are all for show.

 

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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Well in her defense freshly meals looked as bad as her own

 

[Agoodpotroast]

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I know it's a little nit picky but I have a sneaking suspicion she didn't make those potatoes.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Well in her defense freshly meals looked as bad as her own

Portions, bitch! (Nothing personal).

A big ol' pot of Hamber slop vs. Freshly? Freshly wins everyday. But... she knows what works for her.
Mrs. Dash luvs you, Hamber. So does McCormick Garlic salt and Onion salt and the Morton's umbrella salt gorl. Pour that shit on da pig trough slop.

You do you.

 

[Strong Tomato]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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Fucking gross. She really will eat just about anything. It's like slop for a pig.

None of that looks at all appetizing, just a bunch of random shit thrown together to fill her rotten stomach.

 

[bev]

The only reason she's ever had to leave the house was to feed. With Freshly, she had no reason to leave; therefore, no excuse to have Becks get binge food. Freshly never stood a chance.

 

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

The only reason she's ever had to leave the house was to feed. With Freshly, she had no reason to leave; therefore, no excuse to have Becks get binge food. Freshly never stood a chance.

She could always do bolth

Portions, bitch! (Nothing personal).

A big ol' pot of Hamber slop vs. Freshly? Freshly wins everyday. But... she knows what works for her.
Mrs. Dash luvs you, Hamber. So does McCormick Garlic salt and Onion salt and the Morton's umbrella salt gorl. Pour that shit on da pig trough slop.

You do you.

Nah to me their portions looked small for the calorie density

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Why would she post pictures of Twinkie's vomit?

 

[Whale Lake 2]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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Calling that "cooking" is an insult to Julia Child, Gordon Ramsey, and that Pixar Rat.

 

[Vol yoom us]

The excuse about why she did not vote, though... that's pure gold:

Fuck me sideways. She's a flat earther and a pro-lifer.
Also "could be a rumour and I could be wrong. But I heard with my own two ears on the sides of my ballooned out fat head that Hilary Clinton would totally agree to 9 month abortions!"
So AL doesn't agree with giving birth. Got it.
(I'm kidding about that last part incase the folks who call her racist and transphobic are trawling for more bs excuses to hate the heifer)

 

[DefCon Dumb]

There are other meal services, including a decent selection of services that send you the food items for dishes as well as instructions about slicing, dicing, chopping, mixing AND cooking. She could get fresh food properly portioned out AND the benefit of cooking it herself, not to mention, possible exposure to other foods & flavours.

But yeah, it's not about any of that. It's about the easy & safe, (for her), & comfortable route.