Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh it makes her look dainty, alright. Like a dainty ornament on top of one lumpy ass Christmas tree.

Seriously, she would be better cutting it short enough that she could wear it down more or wear it in a bouncy ponytail. There is nothing feminine about the way she looks with that stupid bun. She looks like a wanna be sumo wrestler, except I'm pretty sure they have bigger tits than she does.

Dainty genderless blob.

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At this point she might as well wear muumuus.
The way shes abnormally shaped- nothing looks good on her.
She concentrates on makeup not getting that it makes no difference.
People aren't looking at her moon face thinking how good her makeup looks.
They're looking at her huge shelf ass and tree trunk legs.
 
She pays 3/4ths of the rent? Why is she paying Eric's portion of the rent (because I'm pretty sure Rickie wouldn't take a handout from Amber like that, he barely even speaks to her)? He's got some YouTube money coming in too. Talk about buying your friends.
Because she wanted the den to warehouse her trash in addition to her bedroom. I think she said she pays 60% of the rent and she has become quite salty about it. That room is fucking enormous. I don't know why they don't make that their bedroom.
 
I think she keeps it long because:
She thinks it's her femininity. She thinks it makes her dainty.
She's too lazy to screw with it.
She uses it as a security blanket.
Agreed. She probably thinks she would look even more matronly with a short cut than with the shit bun. I think her mental picture of herself is extremely delusional to the point that she sees her long hair as beautiful and luxurious, which is very feminine. If that was really what it looked like, she would be chopping off the last of her beauty. She doesn't realize that that ship has sailed too. I mean she might be able to regrow healthier hair if she cut it and started anew with a basic hair care routine. But that is as likely as her developing healthier eating habits.
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We are being SLAPPED with SelfAwareLynn y’all! Between the most recent vlog title and then this?!
 
Agreed. She probably thinks she would look even more matronly with a short cut than with the shit bun. I think her mental picture of herself is extremely delusional to the point that she sees her long hair as beautiful and luxurious, which is very feminine. If that was really what it looked like, she would be chopping off the last of her beauty. She doesn't realize that that ship has sailed too. I mean she might be able to regrow healthier hair if she cut it and started anew with a basic hair care routine. But that is as likely as her developing healthier eating habits.
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She doesn't even need to regrow the hair for it to look healthier. If she got like at the very least 6 inches cut off it would make a huge difference.
But she really needs to cut off much more. I'd say to around the shoulder area, maybe get some layers or something would look nice. Hair looks so much healthier right after a fresh cut, but the fact that she doesn't take care of her hair or wash it regularly kind of defeats the purpose of a nice cut. Fat people can't usually pull off really short hair (imo) but having ass length stringy hair is not a good look either. Neither is the shit bun on top of her head.
 
She doesn't even need to regrow the hair for it to look healthier. If she got like at the very least 6 inches cut off it would make a huge difference.
She doesn't take care of her hair but it would work WONDERS if she finally chopped the bleached portion off. Her hair would still be long and she clearly isn't interested in upkeep which is why her ends look like shit. You have to take care of your hair anyway but you really, really need to take care of bleached/colored/chemically treated hair because you basically damage the integrity of the hair to get it to look that way.
 
Surely, reading YA novels would be a better use of her time than this shit.

It's been almost a year since she posted this but something tells me she never started.
 
The pic needs more rash zits and frowny face creases but the sunken eyes are pretty accurate.
The eyes looked kind of wonky too.
Normal for her.
She really tries too hard.
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okay everybody I am very high and I saw this in a thumbnail on a YouTube video. Am I developing a serious case of tism or are amber’s eyes just like that?? Is the picture edited? I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually do look that bodaciously re.tarded but I need second opinions from all you kiwis out there

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Damn that looks weird as hell.
Never seen anyone's eyes do that.
Looks like a serious lazy eye.
It goes with this vid.
 
She has admitted to being afraid of / unable to climb those little 6" concrete steps on the patio. And her getting into and out of the backyard pool was a whole thing. So I can't imagine how she would get over the rim of a tub into a shower.

The boys have a shower-in-tub, as I recall, but I can't remember what Amber and Becky's shower is like - is it also in a tub, or is it like a proper shower stall, with no edge to climb over?

The things I spend my time on.
 
She has admitted to being afraid of / unable to climb those little 6" concrete steps on the patio. And her getting into and out of the backyard pool was a whole thing. So I can't imagine how she would get over the rim of a tub into a shower.

The boys have a shower-in-tub, as I recall, but I can't remember what Amber and Becky's shower is like - is it also in a tub, or is it like a proper shower stall, with no edge to climb over?

The things I spend my time on.
Amber and Becky have a small walk in shower with a glass door that Amber confessed to nearly getting stuck in. She was very afraid! The fags have a large open shower that we suspect she uses on occasion. There is no tub.
 
She's previously admitted that getting through the glass door opening in "their" shower means scraping her gut, (& presumably her butt as well). Her width hasn't significantly changed so I would think that's still an issue. She has indeed admitted to using the boys' shower at times. In their shoes, I'd make it off limits - period. I wouldn't care how much of the rent she's paying, it was their home first & over time, she seems to have taken over more & more of it.
 
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