Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Phalanx]

OK so I look at stats because I find Amber's social blade interesting as fuck because Amber WAS an up and coming Lolcow, she still is but she is starting to fade into obscurity.

So firstly her viewings have plummeted this is the lowest viewings she has had since Feb 2018 which is pretty shocking. Her daily average clicks is 20k - 30k it used to be 80-100k but interestingly we know she peters between high ad CPM but due to her antics last year content warnings. I think she may have been demoted to the $4 CPM. Her monthly is probably about 3.5k now too. We are so far from "I get like 10k"

Amber could never be famous because she is just a nasty person and classic trainwreck but you can become worse than that be a boring trainwreck. I think she is genuinely unsure what to do she desperately wants to muckbang but her detractors will flay her and she has a thin skin.

p.s. you can tell she is gaining in the images too :p

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Her week of mukbang videos flopped, she got barely any increased views over normal. Her channel is slowly dying and she has no way of fixing it. Except hitting 600 lbs, then 700, 800, etc... And Corona-Chan has killed her ad revenue rate to where she can't be assed to make videos beyond once per week. Dark times, she may need to get Beggy to get that dreaded job soon.

 

[No One Cares]

At this point, if I were Big Al I say "fuck it" and Mookbong my heart out just to get the views and cash while it's still a viable option. Save up the money for when the advertising dollars dry up, then starve myself, lose weight and get a real job. Screw the mental gymnastics, and do what needs to be done. But, I'm also not a lazy cow, so there you go.

 

[Phalanx]

I completely forgot about the adpocalypse situation theres a crap ton of demonetisation atm but also killed rates she is probably at $2 CPM. I wonder if this is what she is anxious about truly because that makes more sense. She is probably anxious because her revenue stream is dead. People like Zackary and on program situation even Dani Suz even freaking Charlie Gold have all said they hate reacting to her now because she is so boring. MBP is away and his viewership is dead too btw.

She literally has no coverage as the haydur kept her alive but the in fighting made people disengage with their content, Amber was in a dry phase anyway which did not help but its that interesting dichotomy of your hate watchers keeping you relevant. We can actually see Amber's true fanbase though and its not that many.

 

[mekalekahi]

I see alot of youtubers and people with the means reaching out to people who may have lost a job or income. I wonder if she considered helping someone with groceries or a bill? The whole "I bawled into I couldnt get air" or "I was sobbing for a hour" gig isnt beliveable to me dunno why.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Cry me a river, Amber. Not PLing or speaking for anyone but you're far from the only person who finds this sad, frightening, upsetting... whatever. When an entire nation holds a Moment of Silence For their dead, complete with military salutes, when the only way to see a loved one in a nursing home is through a window, when people band together, even in isolation to boost each other's morale - you don't think that doesn't at least bring a lump to the throats of many? Nobody has had time to get used to this; viruses don't care about our petty little agendas - think of it this way... right now we are THEIR Orange Chicken & they're happily gobbling at a rate that would make you look like a piker. And PLEASE - spare us your attempts as ASMR; our collective nerves are already badly on edge.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber doesn't give one single solitary shit about people dying. She cares about restaurants being closed and Wommart being out of things. It's all about Amber not being able to do what Amber wants to do. That is all.

 

[bitch tits]

Guys I need help. I very clearly remember ham baby saying that she added the “Lynn” to her name to be cute and that it’s not actually her name. Is this true or am I stupid? I replied to a YouTube comment saying this after her dumb name problem and people believe that it’s her middle name.

 

[Twinkie]

She didn't add it. It is her middle name.

 

[bitch tits]

She didn't add it. It is her middle name.

holy shit I’m a dumbass

at this point I just assume everything about her is bullshit

 

[ADHD]

Maybe I'm an asshole, but I wouldn't be surprised if Amber was making up the bit about Rickie having coworkers testing positive for the virus just so she would be able to find some way to make it about her and her MUH ANXIETY without having to blatantly lie that she or someone in her house was sick with it.

 

[Strong Tomato]

all she cares about is herself, not the other sick people around the world
she doesn't wanna die from the kungflu or give up the bad habits that made her such high risk for death in the first place

 

[877CA$HC0W]

So she says that uploading a video about her anxiety is “fuckin stupid” yet that’s all her video was? Lmao try again, fatty

 

[Phalanx]

So Amber if uploading a weigh in video was ^fucking stupid* Then why did you do it. Is it because your views are failing so you need to click bait. there was an outbreak in Monticello But she would get it quickly.

 

[Dragon Lady]

I see alot of youtubers and people with the means reaching out to people who may have lost a job or income. I wonder if she considered helping someone with groceries or a bill? The whole "I bawled into I couldnt get air" or "I was sobbing for a hour" gig isnt beliveable to me dunno why.
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If you think ppl should be uploading relaxing, uplifting or funny content right now then why didn't you fucking do that?

I'm asking hypothetically because we all already know she isn't any of those things lol

 

[Phalanx]

Oh look she is doing the classic DSP, Chantal defence calling her detractors sociopaths. So Amber you fat bitch because I know you read here and your deflection is really piss poor.

You call people sociopaths but you are the 600lb behemoth sat in your bungalow you leech off with pictures of yourself given to you by the one woman who refused you because she saw through you. You then proceeding to play the cry rape game and you got receipted. You then proceeded to use your own body as a freakshow to garnish money whilst pretending to kill yourself for attention. (MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES.) You then proceeded to feign a diagnosis of bipolar disorder and we're the sociopaths.

Go cry to someone else Amber you fat vapid bitch, the only reason you are so pressed is because no one is paying no attention to you. Its because Amber you have the personality of a 10 year old child, you are the epitome of vapid but also narcissism because even Trisha Paytas comes across as more feeling as you and she is a fucking mess.

Do the world a favor go to Rickie's workplace and like lick everything.

Apologies the sociopath thing gets really old and being called a sociopath by the hippo queen is one thing my sleep deprived ass cant take :p

 

[Long Dong Silver]

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So, Amber, you say you wish you could “take this all away.” You say you want to “get people to smile” or “take people’s minds off of the world (?).” Well, I have a suggestion...

SHOW US YOUR LAAYGS!!!!!!!

 

[PrettyPetty]

I'm not sure if I missed it but did Amberlynn do a weigh in this week? I know she was too anxious to walk around her house so she is quitting her weekly vlogs.... I could not deal with the whining so I had to turn it off lol

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

her version of "ASMR" is struggling to finger a magazine or bag of markers with her black, massive sausage paws because her hands are so ungodly fat. seeing a close up of her inflated rubber glove hands for 20 minutes is only going to cause more fear and anxiety among innocent people searching for something to help them relax on youtube, and then the algorithm fucks them up with THIS in their recommended


you know what would really serve as a nice distraction from these trying times, amber? show your bare goddamn LAAAAAYYRRRRGS!!!!!!!!!

she gained 1.5 elbees because fat

there is more info on that in the thread for her newest video

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

A malignant narcissist calling people who call her out on her shit sociopaths sure is rich.