Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Those are all horrifying. The last one especially looks like some kind of mug shot. She's barely moving in any of her Tik Toks, at least Glitter+Lazers is moving around some. For someone who thinks she's "sooo ugly" she takes a crap ton of pics of herself. People who don't find themselves attractive, don't photograph themselves constantly.

A quick question to farmers. Since Tik Tok videoclips are basically seen by tweens and teens, if she directs these people to her YT channel, would this be an infraction under COPPA and could lead to be demonetized?

 

[Honey Blossom]

Her dancing TikToks are great bc if you go to the sound you can see all the other videos using the same sound. You can see what the dance is suppose to look like and compare her cringe attempt at it.
I don’t understand that head thrust forward move she does. I guess she has to make the illusion of movement somewhere on her body?

 

[Moonpie]

YT has bunches of Cringy Tic Tocs.
She'll most definitely be on one soon.

 

[Kikomobi]

She thinks that once she loses the weight she will be able to be a cute, chubby, plus size dainty lesbo but just like previously said she doesn't realize that she will look fucking ugly. Her body and face are going to sag, she's going to look like she is melting, and even after surgery, she will look like a war criminal.
She already fucked up her appearance, she should just focus on the things that she still has, but of course, is too vain.

Not like she is going to reach that point anyway, you bet that when quarantine is over and the restaurants open again she will regain everything she's lost. It's a recurring pattern with her, anytime she loses a significant amount of weight it's because she has no other choice, it's softcore inpatient treatment.

Basically, I don't believe in her, her friends and family don't believe in her, she doesn't even believe in herself, and neither should you.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

So I have a conspiracy theory. I think it's possible that she went to the ER for her DEADLY eye twitch and that's when she was told that she wouldn't fit in the machine. If not the ER then she absolutely talked to either an eye doctor or a new doctor to get her first second opinion.
In her doctor appointment video, she talked about a female doctor. However in one of her streams, Eric asked about it and she quietly grumbled that HE said it was a side effect from her meds.

Side note: I also think that it's a side effect from Lamictal. It took months of gradual milligram increases for her to reach her dosage and then she abruptly stopped taking it for at least a month. When she finally decided to get a refill, I assume that she just resumed taking the same amount and her body wasn't ready for such a high dose. She never says dates but I don't recall hearing about the eye until after she was back on her meds.

But hey, what do I (or a doctor) know? Doctorlynn knows best. If it looks like a side effect and it sounds like a side effect then it must be a tumor!

 

[Empress of Lucite]

seeing her in TikTok has REALLY shown her age. Compared to all these 18-20 year olds dominating that platform, she just looks like a fat middle aged loser talking about weightwatchers-.... oh wait, she IS a fat middle aged loser talking about weightwatchers!

 

[Pippeyy]

Never thought I’d praise Anna but at least she puts an ounce of effort into her horrid TikToks. Hamber is just flailing to a beat.

If you think that's bad, check out 35 year old Anna O'Brien.

Check out her 0 point second meal of the day! Pressing X on it being delicious.
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[Din Djarin]

I don't think she really comprehends the discomfort that having a lot of loose excess skin provides, and for her the worst of it would be in her gunt and laygs. It's still a heavy hanging weight and it will still chafe and hinder movement. The ones on MSHPL who actually lose the weight are usually begging Dr. Now for skin removal because they are so uncomfortable. And then she will be scarred all over.

I agree completely with this. In one of her recent videos she said that she thinks sagging skin is "cute"??? I feel like that isn't true at all and she just wants to seem accepting of everyone. Sagging skin is not cute and is a very unfortunate side affect of losing weight. I wouldn't let the sagging skin stop me from losing weight, but it is unfortunate. I think she's scared of it because she knows people will still judge her (not even bringing in the fact of her awful personality).

 

[Moonpie]

I don't see how she thinks she's so cute. She's a fucking ugly middle aged fattie trying to compete with these cute teens.
She's making a total fool of herself and I love it.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

According to her in her latest garbage pail of a video, "we millennials" are taking over Tik Tok.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Totally prepared for my puzzle pieces, but i sooooo miss the guy who used to comment "FAT" once a day. I don't think there was ever a day I didn't laugh at that.
...sorry. i just had to say it.

It was one of those things where it was funny, then got lame, then went on for so long that it got funny again. Lots of informative ratings would always make me laugh though.

Spoiler: Weight Watchers spergfest

Anyway Amber on Weight Watchers is going to be a fail (again) and it's not even 100% her fault because from what I know about WW it's all shitty and gay now, the free points are ridiculous and do they really think most fat people won't do everything to game the system on top of drastically over-measuring their portions? The plans I've seen include 3 meals and a couple of daily snacks, often without specified quantities, you can't tell me fat people eating all day long isn't going to lead to a fail. They're addicted to overeating food for fucksake, it's like telling a meth user they can still take as much Adderall as they want. I get the meetings, weigh-ins and moral support part of it, even the cookbooks and shitty branded convenience foods, but counting calories and mostly sticking to a list of foods that aren't garbage is actually far easier than WW's convoluted bullshit. If you give a damn about macros there are probably dozens of sites and apps where nutritional info on virtually anything is freely accessed online. WW might have been effective back in its day when it was a proper calorie controlled diet, but now they just hand people all the tools they need to fuck up, stay obese and remain confused why it isn't working. But it's ok because their rebranding focuses on "wellness" rather than weight, and the "you can be fat and healthy" shit is like crack to fat people who fail diets all the time.

Sorry my dudes, that got spergy. I'll spoiler that.

Tl;dr is that Weight Watchers is a scam that sets people up to fail.

Speculation: Amber only had weight loss because she and/or Becky take forever to stand in long ass lines to get a cart and scooter full of snack food from Walmart each day, but are too impatient to wait for delivery instead (Amber's fucking weird about her food, planning binges and needing everything NOWNOWNOW). Whether she gains from here is mostly dependent on the status of her wallet because as of now I can't see her being able to make up the difference with take out.

 

[Moonpie]

If you think that's bad, check out 35 year old Anna O'Brien.

Check out her 0 point second meal of the day! Pressing X on it being delicious.
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The only difference is- Hamber would never be caught in a bikini showing those tree trunk legs like Anna does.
Better get to showing that lymphedema body Fatty. Maybe you'll get a Monistat chafing cream sponsor too.

 

[kuniskays]

I binged sum hamber reactions, and I dont remember which video it was, but Hamberlynn says "We have all begged our partner to get us food" when talking about the BINGE MONSTER. And It just makes me lol so much, maybe even lmfao. And the way she says it, so matter of fact-ly. Its priceless, its so good.

Spoiler

PL i know, but I have BED and I could NEVER imagine myself begging my partner, or ANYONE, to get me food. wtf gurl

 

[Free the Pedos]

I get the meetings, weigh-ins and moral support part of it, even the cookbooks and shitty branded convenience foods, but counting calories and mostly sticking to a list of foods that aren't garbage is actually far easier than WW's convoluted bullshit.

Wasn't the whole point of WW just to make calorie counting easier by assigning groups of foods single digit points rather than making the user look up the specific calorie count of each food?

 

[RandallBoggs]

I binged sum hamber reactions, and I dont remember which video it was, but Hamberlynn says "We have all begged our partner to get us food" when talking about the BINGE MONSTER. And It just makes me lol so much, maybe even lmfao. And the way she says it, so matter of fact-ly. Its priceless, its so good.

Spoiler

PL i know, but I have BED and I could NEVER imagine myself begging my partner, or ANYONE, to get me food. wtf gurl

Plenty of people with BED have said they begged their partners/family for binge food at some point, for example when they're craving something specific and the partner happens to be out shopping, they could call them and beg for a certain binge food or takeout. This is what differentiates enablers from non enablers, a good partner would refuse even if the BED sufferer gets mad.
Good for you that you have the "dignity" to not do that? No one fucking cares

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

According to her in her latest garbage pail of a video, "we millennials" are taking over Tik Tok.

that's interesting considering she is a boomer in every quality but her birth year.

 

[kuniskays]

Plenty of people with BED have said they begged their partners/family for binge food at some point, for example when they're craving something specific and the partner happens to be out shopping, they could call them and beg for a certain binge food or takeout. This is what differentiates enablers from non enablers, a good partner would refuse even if the BED sufferer gets mad.
Good for you that you have the "dignity" to not do that? No one fucking cares

Thats not "begging" tho, get a grip. Its normal to ask someone who is out shopping to pick stuff up.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Thats not "begging" tho, get a grip. Its normal to ask someone who is out shopping to pick stuff up.

You think those people are calling their s/o and kindly and calmly asking "by the way will you please get me ice cream?"
No, most of the time they will be borderline manic, scream at them to get it if they say no, and some may even resort to begging.
It's normal to ask someone who's out shopping to get more eggs, it's not normal to ask for what's obviously binge food.
I highly doubt ALR actually has BED, but your argument is extremely weak. Just because you won't do something doesn't mean everyone else with your disorder doesn't do it either

 

[raritycunt]

More TikTok insanity: (apologies if the formatting sucks!)
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“That fake friend who talks crap about everyone”

Do I even have to say it....

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Wasn't the whole point of WW just to make calorie counting easier by assigning groups of foods single digit points rather than making the user look up the specific calorie count of each food?

Starting in like the 80s or 90s where they suddenly had Jenny Craig and Nutrisystem and all that other crap to compete with, yes that was the idea. It got dumber and more convoluted over time though, macros started affecting the point count in addition to calories, but once they started allowing more than raw non-starchy produce as free points assuming that fatasses weren't going to take quadruple helpings did it go completely to shit.

And like I said though it's just my opinion, once nutrition info/tracker apps became commonplace for free, the point system became worthless because it was no longer any easier than straight up counting calories. Anything less strict than measured calorie-controlled diets will allow people to fatlogic their way out of it - Amber's famous stunt of wolfing down McNuggets on top of her daily allotment because "grilled chicken is free" is the most classic example. The free point fuckery was (big shock) right around when WW's effectiveness tanked and they had to rebrand as a wellness focused company and quit calling themselves Weight Watchers.

I guess if someone followed all the WW suggestions to a T and actually worked with the spirit of the program it *could* promote wellness, but if most fat people were willing to Google "how do calories work" and able to eyeball portions correctly they wouldn't be fat in the first place. Right now it's trying to half-assedly imply you can lose weight while eating almost anything which anyone familiar with fatlogic knows is a recipe for failure. Their wellness angle is because they suddenly "felt concerned" that they were harming people by pushing "restrictive eating" which is an excellent way to market to the HAES crowd (mostly fat fucks who claim they have restrictive eating disorders). Very scummy, but genius.