Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Would a gym have a treadmill that could handle her weight?
Even if they had, which I doubt, her gait would suggest that the tread would not be wide enough. Her legs are too far apart to allow her to walk on a treadmill. Additionally, the risk of her falling from one of the machines would be so high, I would not be surprised that the gym would not allow her to go on it. I suspect that if she did go (probably did not), she did some arm exercises for 5 minutes and call it quit.
 
If she ever starts a Patreon, I could see something like

$1 - a thank you, $5 - your name at the end of my videos, $10 - a poem etc

But honestly I doubt that would last long, that'd mean having to put in some effort for money, and she doesn't like that. She uploads what she feels like uploading and when she feels like it


No video from Amber yesterday, but have some Tik Tok:
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lmao, how sad does she have to be to look for some pity on a platform mostly used by teens by telling her sob story about how she was in foster care most of her childhood and teen years
 
I know I'm late but whatever

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okay hamber historians: when amber was reacting to the tom harlock video, she said she went to the gym at her heaviest and went on multiple exercise machines

(timestamped to the relevant part)

does anyone remember this? "at her heaviest" was the infamous 572.4 elbees when she constantly talked about how she could barely walk to the tree (rip) and back without feeling like she was dying, showed herself barely walking in place for a minute, "muh mobility/ableism," etc, but here she says she went to the gym 3 times at that weight and somehow didn't destroy all of the equipment.
To *my* memory, she was so fat, the belt on the treadmill would not move. There were also some greasy tears about being too fat to fit on the machines and being terrified she would break something. The other two times she went, she sat fatly in the car and waited for Becky to take her for food when she was done.

My memory is also insisting she was absolutely not 572.4 when this happened, but rather in the 530-540 range.
 
So if she starts a patron I can't imagine the amount of money she would get. Also what would be the reward she barely uploads anything any ways and patron reward wise would be dead of content in like days.
If you join the $5 tier she'll mail you a page she colored from her coloring book. $10 and you'll get whatever Becky's latest craft project is.

Because people are paying for these none of them will be delivered and then Amber will try to victim card her way through the controversy. "Like, people are just attacking my Patreon for no reason you guizee" No one will sympathize with her and the event would be added to the Amber Histories. It will be taught after the unit on Rain and Petals Eavesdrop.
 
To *my* memory, she was so fat, the belt on the treadmill would not move. There were also some greasy tears about being too fat to fit on the machines and being terrified she would break something. The other two times she went, she sat fatly in the car and waited for Becky to take her for food when she was done.

My memory is also insisting she was absolutely not 572.4 when this happened, but rather in the 530-540 range.
I do remember her reminiscing about working out when she was in the 300's, and stating, "the elliptical was my jam", and then said something about not being able to get on it anymore because of her weight. I also remember her talking about the treadmill and it stopped moving when she was using it. I think both of these instances were in regard to the Krystal era. Could be mistaken.... They must make treadmills to support her size, she at one time had the money for the equipment, but instead she bought Torrid tarps and orange chicken. Edit because I had to check, the highest weight capacity for a treadmill is 500lb, most just hold up to 300lb.
 
I do remember her reminiscing about working out when she was in the 300's, and stating, "the elliptical was my jam", and then said something about not being able to get on it anymore because of her weight. I also remember her talking about the treadmill and it stopped moving when she was using it. I think both of these instances were in regard to the Krystal era. Could be mistaken.... They must make treadmills to support her size, she at one time had the money for the equipment, but instead she bought Torrid tarps and orange chicken. Edit because I had to check, the highest weight capacity for a treadmill is 500lb, most just hold up to 300lb.
Right. But what we, Amber, the britfag are talking about happened in the Becky era, probably in 2018.
 
Wow that first tik tok FAWK.

Thats an outright fucking lie. Didn't Tammy confirm she was like in foster care for like a year, it was not that long though. Amber is that fucking person who is 40 and was an orphan but uses the fact she is an orphan as a root cause of everything.

Pathetic, ps she is looking nasty as fuck
 
okay hamber historians: when amber was reacting to the tom harlock video, she said she went to the gym at her heaviest and went on multiple exercise machines

(timestamped to the relevant part)

does anyone remember this? "at her heaviest" was the infamous 572.4 elbees when she constantly talked about how she could barely walk to the tree (rip) and back without feeling like she was dying, showed herself barely walking in place for a minute, "muh mobility/ableism," etc, but here she says she went to the gym 3 times at that weight and somehow didn't destroy all of the equipment.
I have no idea why she even said that because she couldn't even stand at the stove at 600lbs...all of her gym vids she was 500 lbs. She missed the mark that Tom was saying how shocking it was that she went from being on the elliptical in the 300s to eating her way to 600 in that short of a span.
 
Wow that first tik tok FAWK.

Thats an outright fucking lie. Didn't Tammy confirm she was like in foster care for like a year, it was not that long though. Amber is that fucking person who is 40 and was an orphan but uses the fact she is an orphan as a root cause of everything.

Pathetic, ps she is looking nasty as fuck
Was that before or after she only drank Fiji water?

That last photo is shocking. She is the texture, shape and colour of a potato. I hate her more seeing how pathetic she looks.
 
Right. But what we, Amber, the britfag are talking about happened in the Becky era, probably in 2018.
The last video I can remember where she talked about going the gym was in Feb 2018, shortly after reaching her low point of 469.4 and a couple months before admitting passing the 500 lb mark.

Between this, and her passing off her 2019 starting weight images as being from 2018, and claiming her lowest weight was 469.8 instead of 469.4, I can't tell if she's so dumb she can't remember her own timeline as presented by her, or if she's doing this on purpose to drive more views/ad revenue from her older videos from people going through them to find evidence that what she's been saying is incorrect.
 
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