Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Borbie Dahl]

Yeah fuck you cancer! Who's gonna pay the double D's rent when our gorl kicks the bucket. Imagine having the gall to mooch off an ex you cheated on and then try to act like you care about her when she's sick

It’s striking how fake all these ppl in this pic are. Btw, who wears long sleeves & long pants, all black, to the damn beach?!? Wtf

 

[Owlflaps]

I picked up narc cues and now I know how to manipulate my friends and family #BecauseofAmber

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I abuse every living thing around me #becauseofamber
I molest the English language
#becauseofamber

 

[Darth_Texan]

I can lie in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary
#becauseofamber

 

[Dosey]

Btw, who wears long sleeves & long pants, all black, to the damn beach?!? Wtf

Fat people who are very insecure about their size and showing their skin but will try and spin the "It was a fashion choice 'cause I'm so qUiRkY you guize, like, so CrAzY, had a ~goth moment~". That's my guess.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

What a coincidence! I don't wear a seatbelt or get an extender for it to fit & yesterday I drove to the closest The Cheesecake Factory 2 hours ahead of it from opening & just camped in my car. All #becauseofHamber!

Who knew our gorl was so inspiring? <3

 

[Punkinsplice]

The pink ribbon just for breast cancer. She needs the peach or teal one. What a lazy tard. Couldn't even look up the right color.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I free-bleed all over the hospital so the nurses don't get bored. #becauseofAmber

These fucking pissants are trying to turn her into a martyr with their virtue signalling.

 

[Xenomorph]

I cant lay on my back without gasping for air #becauseofamber

 

[marjoram]

I accused an ex I thought would never hear about it of RAPE #BecauseofAmber
I try daily to eat my own body weight in fast food #BecauseofAmber
I'm dumb as a box of rocks #BecauseofAmber
I have the emotional maturity of a 14 year old #BecauseofAmber

Really, this shit can go on for DAYS.....

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

I stuff my clothes with pillows and blankets and dance around my kitchen pretending im Amberlynn Reid. #becauseofamber

 

[Thumbsballs]

I walk around the house with no pants and blood gushing out of me like a stuck pig with no fucks given #because of amber

 

[LiquidSnake]

I 'repaired' my hymen using a small thin square of smoked ham and some scotch tape #becauseofamber

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I ate 27 funsize candy bars #becauseofAmber

 

[krazy orange cat]

You have to forget about all the shitty things I said and did in the past once I claim to have cancer #becauseofAmber

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I will start dating the ugliest inbred yokel bull dykes imaginable so I can be the pretty feminine one in in the relationship! #becauseofAmber

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Is it just me or do Beck's teeth look like they're about to fall out? Amberlynn's entire top row looks to be migrating to the left too.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I only eat six bacons with my aygs and cook everything until it is dry as Nevada #becauseofAmber

 

[RETROFUTURE]

I make my eating disorder part of my identity while also treating it like a joke #becauseofAmber

 

[bothiggedyhog]

i accuse my exes of rape knowing it can't be proved or disproved to make me look deeper and more interesting as a person #becauseofAmber