Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SituationTypeThing]

Uhm, excuse me? What about published author (on Wattpad) and poet? And professional dancer? Y’all acting like she didn’t win many national competitions when she was young

Don't forget soccer star, choreographer, hefty but hulthy childhood catalog model.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

has she disclosed what day the big bad appointment is?

 

[Moonpie]

It'll be a gynecologist whom she sees first and they might bring up hysterectomy-if she truly has cancer that is- and tell her she needs to lose some weight.
Most gynes deal with cancer as well.

 

[Quirky Calories]

has she disclosed what day the big bad appointment is?

like, within the week

 

[Punkinsplice]

She didn't want to say what day because she knows everyone will be asking her questions and looking up cancer centers in her area. There are probably exceptional people calling places to see what they do for really fat uninsured patients. They did this for the weight loss surgeon and urologist. Amber has learned not to give clues about where she is getting (or lying about getting) medical treatment.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Question for all us gorls. Do we need a cancer containment thread where we sperg about her diagnosis/treatment/etc? Or should we continue to use Twinkie's 06/04 thread?

I know there is a lot of crossover between the DSPverse and the Amberverse so this would be similar to DSP's foreclosure and bankruptcy threads.

 

[LeanHaydur]

has she disclosed what day the big bad appointment is?

Either way, she will let us know soon enough.

Guess, we can rely on that.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Question for all us gorls. Do we need a cancer containment thread where we sperg about her diagnosis/treatment/etc? Or should we continue to use Twinkie's 06/04 thread?

I know there is a lot of crossover between the DSPverse and the Amberverse so this would be similar to DSP's foreclosure and bankruptcy threads.

I think we should probably wait till she gives another update and we have more information. Otherwise it will be like the becky's health sperg thread where people were suggesting the craziest things, while others were saying she was just stoned, etc.

At least it's contained in the "I have cancer" thread for now. Given the skepticism surrounding her condition and her love of attention, there might be enough frequent threads to discuss it. Or it might not be a big deal, in which case we'll get no information and it'll be back to crazy speculation.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think the inheritance is not what she is looking for; no house, furniture, investment, etc. However, Kristine by now probably knows that Amber’s cancer is very treatable and Amber has probably blabbed on how much money she is making. So, since Kristine and her beau are not likely to make much, why not “invite” dear daughter to live with them. Amber hates Kentucky anyway, and, I guess, it is time to dump the “ole ball and chain”.

Goving from lush, rural, lovely, but podunk Monticello, KY, to dry, clay, tornado-prone, and podunk Somewhere, OK, because that's where mommy is and things will be great! is just the sort of move someone with poor impulse control and a history of bad decisions would make.

 

[idosometimes]

What would she inherit though? She's going to have so many collections judgments/liens against her estate for unpaid hospital bills, plus any savings (and I don't believe she really has more than 5k in savings, if that) is going to go to medical stuff and funeral expenses. The only thing Amber is good for is whatever items she treats her mother to on this visit, and I doubt she'll give her cash because she's stingy like that, but possibly toss her a rent check or something. What's left? Inheriting a mountain of Horrid clothing, 10 zillion wommart earings, some knockoff bags and 100 lbs of beauty samples and ipsy bags.

The "business". Settle the estate and then keep the youtube going as it should still bring in some money. It will probably bring in a lot of money in the period immediately after her death. That money has to go somewhere.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I know there is a lot of crossover between the DSPverse and the Amberverse so this would be similar to DSP's foreclosure and bankruptcy threads.

I just recently saw that Charlie Gold lives in Bridgeport, CT. The fact that there could be a universe where Charlie Gold squats in DSP's albatross condo and it is not the universe we live in pains me.

 

[Petty_Crocker]

I just recently saw that Charlie Gold lives in Bridgeport, CT. The fact that there could be a universe where Charlie Gold squats in DSP's albatross condo and it is not the universe we live in pains me.

Isn’t she in Florida now ? There was that whole thing about GainIng Ground knows where she lives and she acted like it was a threat. He’s in Florida.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think she is in Florida, in the TPA area, as is His Highness, The Moral Authority.

 

[Twinkie]

Question for all us gorls. Do we need a cancer containment thread where we sperg about her diagnosis/treatment/etc?

Nah. The Health Speculation & Cancer Discussion thread will suffice.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

Question for all us gorls. Do we need a cancer containment thread where we sperg about her diagnosis/treatment/etc? Or should we continue to use Twinkie's 06/04 thread?

I know there is a lot of crossover between the DSPverse and the Amberverse so this would be similar to DSP's foreclosure and bankruptcy threads.

It's kind of confusing as it is. I feel like there's 300 ALR threads. Full disclosure, still kind of new to the forum, I may not know how to effectively lurk, yet.

oklahoma seems more podunk than kentucky but at least she'd be closer to ~~LA and oThER yOuTuBErS~~~ there

it's definitely a bigger shit hole in certain places. I lived in Lawton OK for six months. A kid I was going to army school with was like gangland killed. He managed to get himself gangland killed in six months! No lie.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

never fails. every single picture she takes with someone else she always puts herself in the front. even with her estranged mother for more than a decade. how about giving someone else the spotlight for a brief minute?

To be fair, there is no way in hell they could both fit into frame unless one was behind the other. Seems like she wanted to hold the phone to get the best fat girl angle

 

[Twinkie]

All the way until I was 18 I thought I was bisexual. I had so many relationships whether they were serious, committed whatever, I did have a lot of hookups both with male and female. I have made out with way too many guys, way too many girls. You can literally call me the kissing whore but that's okay. But when it comes to anything further with a guy I have given 3 handjobs and that's as far as it went. One time the handjob was in a movie theater when there were tons of people in there, and the the other two were actually at the same time. At the time I guess I liked it or whatever but thinking about it now I'm like, no, penis is not for me, sorry.

Archive: ALL MY SECRETS AND FEELINGS!! 04/03/16

Spoiler: 38min video, archive in 2 parts

Context: Destiny left Amberlynn home alone to go on an outing with her sister Cora. Amberlynn sperged out on Snapchat answering questions and made a 40-minute video out of it. She's so full of shit it's funny to watch but the main reason I'm posting this is because it hasn't been archived or clipped here that I could find, and it's the video where she talks about the handjobs. Also admits she has 20K in student loan debt.

 

[ADHD]

I have made out with way too many guys, way too many girls. You can literally call me the kissing whore but that's okay.

Considering this is coming from a woman with a blood gushing snatch who claims she and her thumb butler have sex 10 times a week, I'm gonna have to press X on that one.

And for fun, the best part clipped as its own soundbite:

 

[SituationTypeThing]

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Archive: ALL MY SECRETS AND FEELINGS!! 04/03/16

Spoiler: 38min video, archive in 2 parts

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Context: Destiny left Amberlynn home alone to go on an outing with her sister Cora. Amberlynn sperged out on Snapchat answering questions and made a 40-minute video out of it. She's so full of shit it's funny to watch but the main reason I'm posting this is because it hasn't been archived or clipped here that I could find, and it's the video where she talks about the handjobs. Also admits she has 20K in student loan debt.

In the second one, she talks about how much she's having baby fever lately. I guess she forgot she was molested and couldn't have anything penetrate her like artificial insemination?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

In the second one, she talks about how much she's having baby fever lately. I guess she forgot she was molested and couldn't have anything penetrate her like artificial insemination?