Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[kumquat_orange]

What alternative would prevent her from being a cunt?

Diabetes, maybe?

That would be an interesting one because how would she handle pricking her finger to measure her glucose levels? Would she
a) completely disregard it and never do it, and lie to viewers that she is doing it "every single day guise u guise have no idea"
b) make it a whole big thing and milk as many videos of her squealing and squawking while her the Lurch to her Uncle Fester administers it

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I can't see her handling calibrating her monitor or being able to do the finger pricks either. Lord help her if she needed insulin injections.

 

[497]

Amber still does not see her weight as a problem. Her “skinny people also gets xxxxxx” is her view on her health. She has been told to lose weight but she does not want to stop eating what she wants, when she wants it and with the amount she want.

I think this pussy cancer is the closest that would give her a "health scare" if it's still in the early stages. Diabetes, heart attacks, other cancers normal weight people get. Even this though, looking at Jen people say she's going on 5 years with her cancer? That's crazy even with cancer someone doesn't care and will just sit there a giant blob and wait to die.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'll bet if she lost a foot or layggg we'd finally get some pics

Saw that hock off and the thud it would make on the exam table would be like dropping a bag of cement.

 

[smallmilk]

Amber still does not see her weight as a problem. Her “skinny people also gets xxxxxx” is her view on her health. She has been told to lose weight but she does not want to stop eating what she wants, when she wants it and with the amount she want.

Yeah, even now she's blaming the cancer on not going to the gyno regularly instead of being fat.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Maybe I have a unpopular opinion but I wouldn’t give two shits if she croaked from cancer. Can’t be a pos degenerate your whole life with no consequences. Fuck her (in my opinion of course)

Thanks for the new profile pic. Sadly, I couldn’t fit Becky in there

Anyway, it’s amazing how much Becky has grown in width

Does it look like Albert drew something over beggy’s head to hide someone in the back seat? Or is just her being exceptional?

Maybe I’m just exceptional

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Does it look like Albert drew something over beggy’s head to hide someone in the back seat? Or is just her being exceptional?

Maybe I’m just exceptional

It looks like a jacket, thrown over something. There's part of a white logo near Mama Reid's melon.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I'll bet if she lost a foot or layggg we'd finally get some pics

Imagine if she's willing to show crotch rot and a toilet full of blood and shit. But a layg stump would be too much.

That would be an interesting one because how would she handle pricking her finger to measure her glucose levels? Would she
a) completely disregard it and never do it, and lie to viewers that she is doing it "every single day guise u guise have no idea"
b) make it a whole big thing and milk as many videos of her squealing and squawking while her the Lurch to her Uncle Fester administers it

Oh, you know the answer to that. She would ignore it and assume it'll go away until something catastrophic happens - exactly how she let her irregular periods devolve into uterine cancer.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

situation (type deal)

You rang?

It would never be too quickly.

Jokes aside, I’m not a medical expert like Amber, so I might have used the wrong word (rain and petals eavesdrop). I meant something she would survive, something serious but non-lethal. I think only that could make her realize how serious her situation (type deal) is.

There will never be anything that shocks her into being a normal person who really cares about their health. It simply is not in her nature.

 

[giga melt]

So do we think Amber has diabetes for real... obviously they would've tested her for that at the hospital, but I'm not sure it's something she'd tell us about either. It's not a sad sympathetic thing like cancer, it's entirely her own fault due to her weight. I'm fully of the mind she has diabetes myself, I just wonder if we'll ever hear about it.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Every time Amber insists that she doesn't have the 'beetus, just remember this:

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Every time Amber insists that she doesn't have the 'beetus, just remember this:
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I like sparkling text.

Even more so when it's dead eye honest and true.

 

[RETROFUTURE]

crotch rot

i seriously gagged reading that

 

[Thumbsballs]

What alternative would prevent her from being a cunt?

Diabetes, maybe?

That genital gangrene Harvey Weinstein got? I’m sure she wouldn’t tell us lmao

I'll bet if she lost a foot or layggg we'd finally get some pics

We won’t get any legs til one gets amputated and the doc posts it here or on reddit.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

I’m not sure that I have the stomach for this anymore. She’s been showing symptoms of her cancer for what, like two years now? If it has been that long then I feel she’s a gonner, She has a year and a half is my guess.
This shit is going to eat her alive, and I’m really not sure if I can watch anymore...

 

[Angel Dust]

I’m not sure that I have the stomach for this anymore. She’s been showing symptoms of her cancer for what, like two years now? If it has been that long then I feel she’s a gonner, She has a year and a half is my guess.
This shit is going to eat her alive, and I’m really not sure if I can watch anymore...

It's been about 3 years actually with a rapid downturn last winter. Her health issues did seem to ramp up out of nowhere. It's eerie to rewatch old vids of her complaining about things we now know to be (probably pretty advanced) cancer.

 

[realhorrorshow]

It reflects more on her view of Becky than her mother. I do not think she sees Becky as her spouse but more as a good friend or a roommate. There is no emotional connection between them.

This would be the perfect time for Becky to go be with her mom, but we all know "princess" Amber would pitch a fit if she did.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

It would never be too quickly.

Jokes aside, I’m not a medical expert like Amber, so I might have used the wrong word (rain and petals eavesdrop). I meant something she would survive, something serious but non-lethal. I think only that could make her realize how serious her situation (type deal) is.

Problem is, this scary health event would likely be thought about for a little bit, but not feel 'significant enough' to make her take longer term steps in changing.

She would probably think 'Oh I still have some time to do something about it, let me have fun now before I start dieting/exercising.'

Too many fat people are notoriously good at bullshitting around to justify continuously eating crap, even when shit supposedly got real. It's why you see a lot of them still eating shit diets even after getting diabetes, high blood pressure, immobility, mild heart attacks, heart failure, etc.

It also seems to be that fatties seem to just settle for merely existing until death, with what remains of their health propped up by countless medications and medical aides, just so they can keep eating. I don't see a health scare scaring Amber out of that mentality.

 

[Xenomorph]

It really grinds my gears when people as useless as Amber and her mom win the physical lottery. I’m not commenting on their looks, I don’t give a shit if they’re attractive or not (they aren’t). But... the fact that her mom looks like a somewhat normal human being after what she’s done to herself and the fact that this is first major medical scare Amber has had after the hell she puts herself through...

it’s just not fair to the people who live their life responsibly and attempt to be healthy, who end up dying young or live their life sick.

Life isn't fair, good fortune isn't owed to any of us. Best you can do is live the best life you can and live it well. I get what you mean though, but Amber isn't living well nor is it a good life she's trapped in her own cell she put herself in. She can doll it up with makeup and plastic jewelry, but a cell is a cell no matter how much you decorate it.
And her Mother is a whore.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Imagine if she's willing to show crotch rot and a toilet full of blood and shit. But a layg stump would be too much.

This only makes me want to see the laygs more.
Everytime I see @Amber’s period hole's profile pic, it drives me insane
Jfc these calves. I need to know just how it is under the leggins.