Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[draculasestateagent]

I would have thought 'Frazzle Cakes' would be keeping her head down for a while

Why? Because Norma passed? How does that relate to her talking to people on here and posting the odd informative posts?

 

[Xenomorph]

You didn't even have to search his Facebook - I went on there to see if he had anything updated about where he was living and it is on his public home page 'about' - including start date

I would have thought 'Frazzle Cakes' would be keeping her head down for a while

Why? She didnt do anything but tell us their character and how we were NOT off base by how they conducted their lives and behavior again norma died and im sure its sad to those who loved her but doesnt change how bitter she was towards @FrazzleCakes and how her boyfriend was a deadbeat and how fucking creepy Normas sped daughter was and their lying and petty shit about being married to fuck with Frazzle.

 

[Thumbsballs]

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Who wore it better? Lmao I like it on becky but I’m her balls so I’m partial. I think she looks better as a boy than a girl though for real.

What if the landlord saying he wanted to sell the house was a lie to get rid of Amber? It would be great to find out that Eric and Rickie stayed at Chateau Homo after telling Amber and Becky that they all had to move. I would almost respect them for that one.

That happened to me once, I could totally see that! It’s not as far fetched as it seems. However frazzle cakes description of all the piled up mail makes it seem they are all gone.

plot twist: Eric and Ricky are buried in the basement and that’s why Becky was down there so much. And why there was all that blood on those famous black leggings.

somebody needs to get ole Roger Brown on the horn to go get that mail and those packages so we can sift through the rubble of what really went down at the shanty.

it should be made a museum or some haydurs could do the Amberlynn challenge and get vids of them recording in front of those dark yellow walls we all miss already.

I thought it would become her own mausoleum when she died and it was easier just to cement the whole shit up and leave it like the original dollar tree over there.

Amber must have forgotten to change the address on her subscription beauty boxes and that dog toy thing she gets every month

Between the four of them none was adult enough to forward the darn mail.

 

[Gunslinger]

somebody needs to get ole Roger Brown on the horn to go get that mail and those packages so we can sift through the rubble what really went down at the shanty.

Christ don't give any of those speds on Facebook any ideas. Several of them live in Kentucky.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Just in case you gorls were worried, shes back on twitter

aS a FaTaSs

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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She didn't ask about her pants, she asked about underwear. Oh wait, for Amber, they are one in the same.

 

[FatalTater]

I've got people down there but if I asked them to drive out of their way just to see if a house were empty just because of nosiness, they'd tell me to go pound sand. LOL

 

[Xenomorph]

Between the four of them none was adult enough to forward the darn mail.

And you can do that online now..

 

[draculasestateagent]

She’s doing a weight loss Q&A on her insta apparently.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She’s doing a weight loss Q&A on her insta apparently.
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This makes laugh! Hamber extolling the virtues of losing the same poundage, only to gain it all back plus, then losing the same miniscule amount all over again. And when you don't lose, lie that you did.

Bill Murray was much better in Groundhog Day than Hamber can ever pretend to be.

 

[DJAndyMD]

She’s doing a weight loss Q&A on her insta apparently.
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Yeah, Hamber being asked about weight loss is like if Nikocado Avocado having healthy relationship and wellness Q&A.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

aS a FaTaSs

I might be a dumbass, but I dont quite understand what she is saying.

Doesnt the height of the pants depend on the style of pants? Are all fat people clothes designed to reach the belly button?

Plus, as someone else noted, pants=/=underwear either way...

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Amber is 100% stupid enough to not change her address and just forget she orders those things.

Usually Amber moves by dragging a Hefty bag full of her stained, pungent, plus-sized clothing to a Greyhound station ready for a new loser to support her.

 

[ADHD]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a min, LAP SURGERIES ARE THROUGH THE BELLY BUTTON...LEMME FIND OUT. This could be why she was discharged so fast tbh I was stunned she was discharged from a complete open hyst, now if it was a lap then i can see why she was

Oh yeah, that would also explain why she doesn't really seem to be in much pain.

Doesnt the height of the pants depend on the style of pants?

Yes. Low rise will sit at or below your hips, mid rise are usually between the hips and belly button, and high rise are at the belly button. In the case of death fats, high rise are probably necessary if you want your gunt to be covered by your pants. You could probably get away with mid or low rise if you don't mind your gut hanging over the waist band, and I assume it depends on the fat distribution as to which will work best for the individual death fat in terms of comfort.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Archive of Amber's Twitter feed as of 7:30PM EDT 08/04/2020
She's deleted a lot based on the number of images it isn't taking to archive it.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[KiwiKunt]

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Do they not realise that most of their info they put out voluntarily for the world to see?

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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Rafe...? That's old news though ...

Anyway, this is ugly and tacky as fuck

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Ugly and tacky as fuck

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Ah yes, the original backwards dress.

At least, I'm convinced it is. Our gorl and her chestpieces...

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Rafe...? That's old news though ...

Nah. Amber is too dense to realize we are getting all this “super secret“ information from her videos and her social media. The only leak we have is Frazzlecakes, and that was about Becky’s clan.