Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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I am not sure what the original tweet was, but I loved the admission from Ambers own mouth that she should be in much bigger sizes.

What a fucking moron, lol. Buy shorter dresses or have them hemmed, if that's the case. All you're doing is ensuring you're getting a dress that doesn't fit you.

She has never bought a dress that's supposed to hit lower than mid-calf, and usually meant to be somewhere around knee-length. That's not "super long" by any definition. The reason she doesn't like them "super long" is because then they look like actual dresses and she prefers to wear them as shirts. Shirts that are, by her own admission, too small for her and look ridiculous, but are long enough to cover her gut and butt. She just wants the skirt to act as a tent around her midsection and upper thighs. An actual, undeniable dress in her proper size would still be distorted and *couldn't* be super long on her because her lumpiness would make it look like a sack of potatoes.


I can't quite parse the fatlogic here, but I'm sure it has something to do with actual sizes being bad for her mentulz.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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I am not sure what the original tweet was, but I loved the admission from Ambers own mouth that she should be in much bigger sizes.

The original tweet was someone referring to the red pants she wore only once that were baggy (I don’t remember why they mentioned that). I think they also said she buys dresses and wears them as shirts. Amber took offense at this although both points were technically true.

 

[Bookish]

Why is every day, 'day 1', 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 every single time it's, 'Baby steps!' "You can't just..!' When do you kick into overdrive? How many times is she going to do this and act like she's starting a, 'new journey'? It seems like after a while it would be like one of those movies where you wake up and it's the exact same day reset. She should be past Introductioin to Binge Eating by now. It's like interning at a job for 3 years, you should know what you're doing by now and be further along in the process.

Second, binge eating isn't why she's as big as she is, she overeats every single day. That's why she hadn't lost any significant weight in the past, even when she's claimed not to have binged in X amount of time. I don't care whether she's 160 or 560, but why b.s. about it? She's an adult - she can just eat what she wants and cash the YT checks without the repetitive storylines around it. No matter how many healthy grocery hauls she does or soups she cooks, she's not maintaining that type of weight and not eating completely different off camera.

 

[Thumbsballs]

Did she really delete her twitter again? That's like three times in a week.

For her it’s just like a master reset now. She will pop back up. She just dumps out when the heat gets hot and then she starts over. How narc can you get?

And the thing about how she wears her clothes? ... oh my!

she is reinventing fashion because she is so much bigger than the normals are. I think at that point you should realize your desperation Ms. Lynn. Clothes fit the body, when you have to do weird work arounds and use them in unintended ways, it’s you that is out of bounds, not thehaydurs that are trying to rein you in a bit. Just sayin’

 

[fvckm3]

I think she does it daily. Maybe she doesn't want people digging through her posts while she sleeps. Maybe she thinks it makes her qU1rKy or maybe she thinks it makes people wait anxiously for when she next puts hoof to keyboard and graces her followers with a post. Whatever the reason, she deactivates her account regularly.

im bored so here's a pic of my theory

Spoiler: maybe theory type deal

sum1 kill m3

 

[literally low-key]

She will never find clothes that fit her body unless she would get them custom made. She is just too short and too wide.

Her 6x sweaters are barely wide enough but the sleeves are twice as long as she needs and the necklines are too big for her.

All of her clothes are too long and too tight. and ugly!!!!!!

 

[MissDrama]

Unpopular opinion regarding morbidly obese fashion, but I think America is fucked up in that sense. They just enable fat people to stay fat when they build a fashion industry around massive sizes and let people like Amberlynn have the option to choose what to wear. Like a "I can STILL buy clothes on the mall so this weight is still OK and accepted". Nah fam. If they didn't do that, fat Amberlynn would HAVE to get custom made clothing and that would be sooooooo embarrassing for her dainty ass, that loosing weight would be a stronger need. I'm tired of Torrid hauls.

 

[HalfnHalfUdderCalf]

Unpopular opinion regarding morbidly obese fashion, but I think America is fucked up in that sense. They just enable fat people to stay fat when they build a fashion industry around massive sizes and let people like Amberlynn have the option to choose what to wear. Like a "I can STILL buy clothes on the mall so this weight is still OK and accepted". Nah fam. If they didn't do that, fat Amberlynn would HAVE to get custom made clothing and that would be sooooooo embarrassing for her dainty ass, that loosing weight would be a stronger need. I'm tired of Torrid hauls.

That’s not an unpopular opinion- it’s just there’s so many big’uns that there’s a market for huge clothing and places like torrid want in on that disability $$$.
The absurd part is how many super morbidly obese people crush a soap box hollerin’ about how size 43XXX didn’t ladle their dough balls just right.
When you get into these sizes your body is physically deforming to accommodate the fat. It’s ridiculous to expect a clothing company to make you an extra special dress because your hump needs to breathe when there’s another customer whining to them that their 43XXX wrung the cheese out of their frontbutt. They all expect tailored results when even standard size individuals have to make altercations and compromisises when clothing shopping.
I don’t think it would be unreasonable for suppliers like torrid to start selling their larger sizes in pieces. Two halves of a shirt with Velcro edges and you buy how ever many front and back “panels” you need like adding leaves on a table. You could even buy super stretch panels for you lymphlumps or mesh panels for those spots that really need some air.
They could save a lot of fabric that way- it would be better for the planet.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

How long before there’s a new microwave on the counter because hippo can’t reach the microwave above the stove? (And it will be new, not moved because dainty fat ass would never admit to being unable to reach, she’ll lie about the new one having some magic feature.)

 

[ADHD]

She would start losing weight consistently if she only ate what a normal weight person would eat to feel satiated, for most females this would range somewhere in between 1800-2300 calories a day and you can easily make three big satiating meals from this caloric allowance

She doesn't even need to cut her calories by that much. Amber could get down to 400 lbs by eating 3000 calories a day. She would then plateau and need to cut further to continue losing. If she's "maintaining" at 484 she's eating about 3400 calories a day now, cutting 400 calories is not unreasonable and should not make her feel deprived, yet here we are.

 

[Thumbsballs]

Unpopular opinion regarding morbidly obese fashion, but I think America is fucked up in that sense. They just enable fat people to stay fat when they build a fashion industry around massive sizes and let people like Amberlynn have the option to choose what to wear. Like a "I can STILL buy clothes on the mall so this weight is still OK and accepted". Nah fam. If they didn't do that, fat Amberlynn would HAVE to get custom made clothing and that would be sooooooo embarrassing for her dainty ass, that loosing weight would be a stronger need. I'm tired of Torrid hauls.

In the old days, somebody like amber would have to learn how to stitch an inseam into a circus tent.

 

[dingobaby]

In the old days, somebody like amber would have to learn how to stitch an inseam into a circus tent.

nah gorl, that's what the rousties were for. They would keep Amber isolated in a caravan so that fatty had that spooked nonhuman look when on stage, all the more funny, all the more nickles thrown and bounced back off the fupa

 

[Tay Tay]

She doesn't even need to cut her calories by that much. Amber could get down to 400 lbs by eating 3000 calories a day. She would then plateau and need to cut further to continue losing. If she's "maintaining" at 484 she's eating about 3400 calories a day now, cutting 400 calories is not unreasonable and should not make her feel deprived, yet here we are.
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Imagine being able to eat 3000kcal and still loose weight. What a life

 

[Thumbsballs]

Imagine being able to eat 3000kcal and still loose weight. What a life

The adult male tiger requires 6300 calories per day and the male lion requires about 8-10k per day - per google.

the more you know....because of Amber

 

[Snusmumriken]

Not to power level, but as someone with dreads, I think about this EVERY time I see her hair. I only washed my hair a couple times a week in the beginning as to avoid loosening them and by the time I got to shampoo day, my scalp would get intolerably itchy, and I don’t even have any skin conditions, just a regular scalp. I literally cannot FATHOM how itchy her scalp gets or how it is even possible for a human to ignore it.

Not only that, but like dreadlocks, her wearing that bun on top of her head causes rubbing against her scalp when she sleeps, sits leaning back in a chair or waddles, which causes friction and I know for a a FACT that it makes the itching worse. Factor in the fact that it’s summer AND she’s overweight so she sweats more easily than a normal person and it becomes incomprehensible how lazy she has to be to put up with whatever is going on with her head.

I wish I could better explain how bad it gets for a normal person as to convey how absolutely horrified I am that she can ignore whatever goes on with her head. I was seriously considering shaving all my hair off before I got past the initial 3 months of locking it was so bad and not only does she have a scalp condition, but she goes WAY longer than 3 days without washing her hair. I’m sure she goes a month or more and I absolutely cannot get my head around how fucking mentally ill someone has to be to voluntarily put up with a scalp as nasty as hers. It makes no sense to me how someone can be that lazy and indifferent.

She’s absolutely disgusting. If her scalp is that bad, imagine the skin in her folds and what’s going on in there????? Like.... I’m genuinely surprised she doesn’t have mold or fungus growing on her because that does happen. One of the first things I was told was to not let my dreads stay wet or they would grow mold... with all the sweat and random grime from the environment that she has all on her skin and in her hair, I’m surprised she doesn’t have mushrooms growing out from under her stomach. Seriously.

Lifetime fatties have a tolerance for gross that they themselves often don’t realize. And being a foster child from a jailbird family on top of that, Amber has never known anything other than poor hygiene and her own fat crushing her skeleton.
But I am actually pretty surprised that she seems to have no sensitivity concerning her scalp. A fucking ROACH crawled around in there, a huge one, and she didn’t notice until it fell onto her shoulder (probably dead from stench overload). That’s a terrifying thought, to have so little sensation in parts of your body and not even realize it.

 

[Tay Tay]

The adult male tiger requires 6300 calories per day and the male lion requires about 8-10k per day - per google.

the more you know....because of Amber

I learn so much from Amber. I had no idea that a person can have triple digit BMI. I always thought that 70 is maximum of what one can achieve. I feel smarter now

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I learn so much from Amber. I had no idea that a person can have triple digit BMI. I always thought that 70 is maximum of what one can achieve. I feel smarter now

That is what is driving me nuts, so to speak. She is acting like she is just a bit overweight, maybe 20 pounds and went looking at diet programmes, like Noom, WW, that would be useful for such individuals, instead of looking for professional interventions with weight loss specialists that would guide her to more long term solutions. At her weight, bariatric surgery with cognitive behavioural therapy might be the only mean for her of losing weight. When she was 11 years old, she was 290 pounds; she already tried every diet possible and nothing worked so far. Why would a new glitzy diet using an mobile app would be any different?

 

[krazy orange cat]

I sometimes wonder if Amber doesn't hope these programs hear about her and put her in their commercials as a success story, thus letting her rake in more shekels. Then she realizes that their programs would require things like effort and immediately nopes out.

It's stupid to start a new program when she's claimed that she is being set up with a weight loss doctor, unless she's already decided that she's not going to bother with the weight loss doctor because she knows what works for her.

Edited to add: calling someone mentally ill is now fatphobic. She's like a child that is so proud of learning a new word she's going to use it constantly.

Also, 24+ hours of Amber being a cunt on Twitter.

 

[marjoram]

I sometimes wonder if Amber doesn't hope these programs hear about her and put her in their commercials as a success story, thus letting her rake in more shekels. Then she realizes that their programs would require things like effort and immediately nopes out.

It's stupid to start a new program when she's claimed that she is being set up with a weight loss doctor, unless she's already decided that she's not going to bother with the weight loss doctor because she knows what works for her.

Edited to add: calling someone mentally ill is now fatphobic. She's like a child that is so proud of learning a new work she's going to use it constantly.
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Also, 24+ hours of Amber being a cunt on Twitter.

Amber, you need to wash your hair
"FATPHOBIC!!!"
Amber, do your own laundry
"FATPHOBIC!!!"
Amber, you misspelled that word there
"FATPHOBIC!!!"
This is gonna get reeeally tiresome.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I sometimes wonder if Amber doesn't hope these programs hear about her and put her in their commercials as a success story, thus letting her rake in more shekels. Then she realizes that their programs would require things like effort and immediately nopes out.

It's stupid to start a new program when she's claimed that she is being set up with a weight loss doctor, unless she's already decided that she's not going to bother with the weight loss doctor because she knows what works for her.

Edited to add: calling someone mentally ill is now fatphobic. She's like a child that is so proud of learning a new work she's going to use it constantly.
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Also, 24+ hours of Amber being a cunt on Twitter.

Thank you for your service! Here are some more highlights...

The toad wart queen weighs in.

You have uploaded close to 2000 videos at this point. How has being "kinda boring" stopped you before?

The deathfat doctor was even stricter than Dr. Now.

lol ok

NOT A SCAM. NOT A SCAM. NOT A SCAM. The cope is real.

NOT. A. SCAM.

What the FUCK is that contour? A snickers bar?

BECKY IS HAPPY!

Not a TV show, but the whole circus.

What's with lolcows and not understanding fair use?

Fatphobic is the new situation!

Fatphobic.

New reaction image!

She can't sit up NOW lmao

The Internet never forgets. If you don't like it, don't use it.

Fatphobic.

The rape lie is Hammy's kryptonite.

You're absolutely right, Amber! Decomposition is a change!

Prove it.

I forgot, it was the FUCKING MELATONIN GUMMIES.

Pointing out someone's stupidity is fatphobia?

Remember when you asked Kasey if your pussy smelled? That was 200 pounds ago. Imagine the fruity funk now.

lol ok

Fatphobic.

Math?

Gottfried Leibniz (one of the creators of calculus) has been real quiet since Amber started tweeting.

"Short hair makes people with round and fat faces look rounder and fatter".

We made it! The end! So in conclusion...