Another day, another round of Amber vs. Twitter
Thank you for your service <3 Let's dig through this pig trough.

"You're an idiot", she says in response to someone giving her the most tried-and-true weight loss advice. JUST FUCKING EAT HEALTHY AND EAT LESS.

Amber has the unique ability to change her opinions, ideologies, and lifestyles more than she showers or changes her bra.

If you tweet at randoms more than you comfort your grieving girlfriend and you spend several hours per day doing it, you're bothered.

And I'm sure you will film all of it for money. Either way, we will be here for it.

Whale watching is a hobby the last time I checked. Nice apostrophe "s" on a plural noun with no possessive, you should read and write beyond a third-grade level.

lol ok

Discussing furniture payments is now ableist.

What cash?

This reminds me: I need to jerk off to my Amberlynn shrine after writing this.

"Do you really think I sit around and lie about every fuckin thing I say?"

WHO THE FUCK IS SAYING THIS?

No Lani, she uses a piss pad that puppy owners use to potty train them. Becky slides it under her.

Press X to doubt.

ORANGES ARE BAD FOR YOU, EAT RAW PORK FAT INSTEAD.

I prefer the term "lying by omission".

Of course she doesn't. Our gorl is always perfectly lubricated by her leaking lymph fluid <3

NORMALIZE RAGU BLASTING ON YOUR ROOMMATE'S FLOOR.
NORMALIZE RAGU BLASTING ON YOUR ROOMMATE'S FLOOR.
NORMALIZE RAGU BLASTING ON YOUR ROOMMATE'S FLOOR.
NORMALIZE RAGU BLASTING ON YOUR ROOMMATE'S FLOOR.
NORMALIZE RAGU BLASTING ON YOUR ROOMMATE'S FLOOR.

Yes, the bath bombs are the problem.

Seethe harder.

So she admitted to being bed bound? The only time she ever tells the truth is on accident.

Can
@Interventionist confirm this?

Someone come get
@StrawberryDouche girl

So is that why you have deleted your Twitter account more times than you have wiped your own ass?

Cope harder.

Now it's three?

If you ever need a strawman made for you, Amber has you covered.

"You don't know how often I get takeout lol" You just admitted to it?

Just eat a bowl of cereal and a banana. Goddamn.

It's fun.

You spend every waking moment doing it?

But Becky did

(insert trooning out joke here)

Press X to doubt.