Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,639 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,544
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Loving the irony, too thick to see her idol in her own post.

Pot.Kettle.Black.
 
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"I'm not just a morbidly obese lady who had cancer" (you forgot hoarder)
bruh....

"i like jewlery"
Bruuh!
Liking jewelry is already a boring, non-personality trait, but jewelry to Amber is just Claire's-tier, fast fashion knockoffs made out of plastic and metal alloys with a questionable amount of lead. It's like saying you really like tea when all you drink is that canned Arizona shit.
 
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Loving the irony, too thick to see her idol in her own post.

Pot.Kettle.Black.
let me turn my austistic powers on....

seraphine angeliqu is some sort of diseased gypsy simp who failed at being a model for being too ugly.
She has a mother mary savior complex & is the type of girl that befriends insufferable fatties to make herself look better.

AND

she looks like one of the cheap prostitutes advertising in the backpage of a russian newspaper
All her looks are giving me "45 year old crack head trying to pose as a runaway teen prostitute" vibes.
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She's not even completely wrong here (she should have said "anything under" instead of "anything other"), but that doesn't matter. If she were eating at a deficit, of any sort, she would not be gaining, which she currently is.
SHOCKING REVELATION!
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Of course we know that isn't you Hamboat. All of your current photos are from three years and four skin infections ago.
Well that account actually fooled someone from here so she's right to point out that it's not her account.
 
Seraphine Angelique is a name I expect to see in a porn site’s performer list. Well, looking at the picture, she might actually be featured in a small and not financially sound agency that caters to people with a disability fetish.

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.... It doesnt work at all obviously
According to her, the way WW works is: you eat wathever you want, you log everything (except chicken in any form, because chicken is 0 calories even if it’s drenched in oil), and you will magically lose weight. WW is truly a miracle of science that can bend the laws of thermodynamics.

The tweets are protected tho.. are they cold hearted? What's the tea?
That’s not twitter, it’s instagram. Apparently this account commented under the pregnancy reveal photo of Brittany Boren Leach, a YouTuber whose son died last Christmas.
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SocialMediaLynn is like Cell from Dragonball constantly evolving into perfection. Since surgery her social media has been incredible all she does all day is eat and tweet and shop but remember guys she is IN LOVE WITH A KIND SOUL. Loves Jewellery and shopping she totally reads too guys and has never done a book review even featuring a characters fucking name. Remember she is so quirky though guys.
 
Amber: BECKY IS HAPPY!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
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I used to think it was just her personality because I watched the videos in order, but going back and watching compilations changed that. There’s definitely a marked difference in her personality now vs at first. I don’t think she knew what she was getting herself into. The whole Becky thing is a mystery to me.

The money Al makes can’t be good enough to sacrifice friends and work. You can tell she wants to “have a life”. I’m sure she’s tried and gorl had a fit. I think she just didn’t have the backbone to do anything about it at some point, but now she’s just milking the situation until it inevitably blows up.

They’re both gonna have a bad time when the channel dies. AL more so than the thumb. I’ve applied to jobs with a gap in work history half the length of their time and it was almost impossible to find anything. Imagine like a decade not working, no education, no skills, no volunteer work, being morbidly obese and being noticeably as dumb as they both are. Even fast food places would have to be pretty desperate.
 
Maybe what we've thought was her gut hanging down was her developing a huge set of balls.
Whatever balls Becky ever had, Hamberlynn firmly has them in her purse. Beckster isn't going anywhere or doing anything without her cash cow's say so or else it's no more 90's t-shirts and other tat.
 
Seraphine Angelique is a name I expect to see in a porn site’s performer list. Well, looking at the picture, she might actually be featured in a small and not financially sound agency that caters to people with a disability fetish.


According to her, the way WW works is: you eat wathever you want, you log everything (except chicken in any form, because chicken is 0 calories even if it’s drenched in oil), and you will magically lose weight. WW is truly a miracle of science that can bend the laws of thermodynamics.


That’s not twitter, it’s instagram. Apparently this account commented under the pregnancy reveal photo of Brittany Boren Leach, a YouTuber whose son died last Christmas.
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All things aside, that comment made by the fake profile is fucked up. And not in the funny way. Doing way too much and no one asked for it.
 
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