Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[escándalo]

Yeah I forgot about standard phase 4 in cycle the silence phase. She will phase 1 with a patreon I don't think it will take off though and if it will it will get intercepted by haydurs and reported as I can see what service she can provide. Amber has to be aware that by the new ToCs that if you act like a twat on social you'll be terminated. She needs to realise she is going to a platform where she has 0 presence meaning the company gives 0 fucks she cannot call in support or flex there. I think on this patreon we will get a fabled new house tour.

The problem Amber has unlike other cows like DSP and Nickado is she is completely dependent on her hate watchers. She needs the hate for attention for her narcissism needs, it and financial. I am surprised at her views but also it shows how wrong social blade is since it does not go to 0 on the 1st day of the month. Its very misleading in total her views are 1.778.000 which is a 400 000 difference to what they are saying.

Her ads have been slashed due to covid so in the final figure we have to 50% that number also we know youtube does punish channels like Amber's most likely by putting them at a lower CPM she is probs at $2 or 3 now not longer $5. We can also view her spamming "content" not only as a way for relevancy but because Youtube has hobbled her so she needs to spam to make ends meet.

Her finances are frankly the most interesting thing about her. With Charlie Gold returning I don't think it will make too much of a difference hopefully as Amber in all fairness for years has abused her body and garnered a system. The Lord taketh at anytime though.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

But that would take effort, no? Albert can't live without the drama she knowingly causes herself

Ambabies and supporters are as dense as she is

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Her finances are frankly the most interesting thing about her. With Charlie Gold returning I don't think it will make too much of a difference hopefully as Amber in all fairness for years has abused her body and garnered a system. The Lord taketh at anytime though.

I agree. Her diet plans, as she called them, are absolutely irrelevant as it is always the same thing and besides, we all know that she has no intention of following them anyway. Her health is more interesting but since being that big, we all know the comorbidity conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes, joint pain,etc, and all we do not know is when they will occur. For her relationships, or lack there of, it brings some interest for her reaction to her partner and her friends. For her finances, this is more interesting. Any morbidly obese cow that have no talent, is slothful and lazy should be on welfare and living in council housing, but Amber is making more money than the average resident in most industrial nations. The fact that she makes that much income with as little effort as possible then waste it on irrelevant trinkets and unhealthy food, without realizing that one day, that gravy train might stop, is fun to watch.

 

[escándalo]

Ah I see our titan is back very quick phase 4 silence this time needs to drum up drama to point people to her video.

As for this post wtf does it even mean. Fucking SJWs cannot even make a clear-cut statement without making it sound so nebulous.

 

[Punkinsplice]

My guess is that she is filming her boring life (while gaining 10 elbees per week) so she will have a new stockpile of shit to upload during her next hissy fit. She is a slave to her cycle even when she tries to obfuscate it by uploading prerecorded videos out of order.

 

[giga melt]

cant wait for only farmers/haydurrs to buy her patreon for more milk and amber throwing a fit about it

 

[AmberAlert]

My guess is that she is filming her boring life (while gaining 10 elbees per week) so she will have a new stockpile of shit to upload during her next hissy fit. She is a slave to her cycle even when she tries to obfuscate it by uploading prerecorded videos out of order.

Guess it's time to get ready for a bunch of prerecorded mukbangs and out of order videos that are confusing and make no sense with the timeline of the non prerecorded ones.
We're already at this point of the cycle? Damn they're speeding up each and every cycle.

 

[Moonpie]

Here's another

 

[mekalekahi]

Amber has joined in on some exceptional drama going on in the haydur nation. One channel has accused Michael of being a pedo and that he has a hard drive of ambers baby pictures.


At first it seems like shes defending him, but it also seems like shes slow enough to believe Michael somehow has these pictures.

 

[lymphadainty]

Amber has joined in on some exceptional drama going on in the haydur nation. One channel has accused Michael of being a pedo and that he has a hard drive of ambers baby pictures.
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At first it seems like shes defending him, but it also seems like shes slow enough to believe Michael somehow has these pictures.

Whether she realizes it or not, she is kind of coming up to bat for MBP. People have asked Peanut for proof of what she says and she always screeches back, "I've seen the proof! I don't have to provide it to you!"

 

[ADHD]

Amber has joined in on some exceptional drama going on in the haydur nation. One channel has accused Michael of being a pedo and that he has a hard drive of ambers baby pictures.
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At first it seems like shes defending him, but it also seems like shes slow enough to believe Michael somehow has these pictures.

Amber posted baby pictures of herself on IG. Did she forget that? It's not enough to fill a hard drive, but still.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Johns Peanut Gallery did a live stream recently where she was spouting this so now this is happening
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[escándalo]

Amber's doing it to bait the biggest reaction channel to drum up attention to her sinking ship. Not working though by the look of it At least you got the gaining ground though Amber.

 

[Clintonberg]

I hope AL doesn't catch wind of this but I heard fat Michael actually broke into her mother's home and threatened to flush all her drug paraphernalia down the toilet if she didn't cough up pictures of baby AL taking a tubbie.

These people are fucking idiots.

 

[Amber’s period hole]

Oh yes, a gay youtuber with a hard drive full of the world’s ugliest bitch‘s childhood pictures. This sounds reasonable, how can anyone doubt this?

 

[Kitkatty]

This sounds like a Misty Henry poke: "If you don't prove you aren't a pervert within the next 24 hours, you shall be forever known as a liar and a pervert! (even if you have no idea you are being accused of random bullshit )
My diagnosis of terminal stupidity stands.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Amber's doing it to bait the biggest reaction channel to drum up attention to her sinking ship. Not working though by the look of it At least you got the gaining ground though Amber.

That was a parody GG account.

 

[escándalo]

Of course there is a parody account to a nobody youtuber I can't anymore.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Johns Peanut Gallery did a live stream recently where she was spouting this so now this is happening
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What the fuck? We are supposed to believe this picture is genuine. Or is my aspy head missing some attempt at irony?

Edit - Yes. My aspy head missed the joke

 

[Quirky Calories]

Amber has joined in on some exceptional drama going on in the haydur nation. One channel has accused Michael of being a pedo and that he has a hard drive of ambers baby pictures.
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At first it seems like shes defending him, but it also seems like shes slow enough to believe Michael somehow has these pictures.

it sounds like she is saying MBP is lying because she doesn’t even have pictures or whatever