Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Have some decency with the cleave pics, gorl. Your stomach is still larger than your boobs.

 

[Att1cusF1nch]

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At least Chantal looks like a Disney villain.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

ive never seen someone with such a punchable face
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Can we get @fvckm3 's expert analysis on this shit please

 

[marjoram]

In case you were wondering, 'WAP' is an acronym for Wet Ass Pussy.
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She 10000% reads here.
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I've already seen your coochie clots, please spare me from your cellulite-ridden flapjacks.

ETA: The TikTok in question is an obvious bait and switch where she claims that she is "praying for us". It is also physically impossible for her to do the dance: it involves a high kick into a full squat, followed by gyrating your hips and humping the floor. The dance ends by picking yourself up from the floor, a herculean task that ol' beanbag cannot do on her own nor in the time that TikTok allows.

What cleavage? That's just fat she's smushed inward. She could take a close-up of any part of her massive body, apply pressure from bolth sides and have "cleavage". Try again FatAl

 

[ADHD]

What cleavage? That's just fat she's smushed inward. She could take a close-up of any part of her massive body, apply pressure from bolth sides and have "cleavage". Try again FatAl

It's pretty obvious what she's trying to imitate.

 

[krazy orange cat]

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It would be kind of original for Disney. The gluttonous princess is the villain and the witch curses her with diabetes and cancer to ensure she dies before eating all of Snow White's animal friends.

 

[Covfefe]

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Application denied. What a revolting whore.

 

[572.4]

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Getting desperate for coin but not desperate enough to show laaayrggs, I see.

 

[fvckm3]

Can we get @fvckm3 's expert analysis on this shit please

i get that she's trying to be funny, but at the same time, she's emulating tweens while she's 30... so... its sad.
Amberlynn reid has got to be sticking her tongue out on purpose. i hate this

for reference, this is what this tik tok is supposed to look like
her doing this is kinda embarrassing

 

[AmberAlert]

I'd say this is a mid-life crisis but gorl probably already blew through her mid life at 20ish

 

[Xenomorph]

Bitch really out here with her fried egg hanging on a nail sad tiddy, acting like anyone but the zoo and nat geo would pay to see this exhibit. Gorl, youre a fat cunt with sad small tits. Tragic.

 

[clusterfuckk]

ive never seen someone with such a punchable face
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jfc she is one ugly ass bitch

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

And I get back from several days in Mexico to this?

Fuck. I could squish my Manboobs together and have more cleavage. More hairy for certain, but yeah, cleavage.

Somebody splain to me daphuq this is supposed to prove, I'm at a total loss for words or even reaction.

 

[ADHD]

And I get back from several days in Mexico to this?

Fuck. I could squish my Manboobs together and have more cleavage. More hairy for certain, but yeah, cleavage.

Somebody splain to me daphuq this is supposed to prove, I'm at a total loss for words or even reaction.

Are you trying to tell us that seeing Amber's cleavage didn't give you a raging boner? You wouldn't shell out tons of money for more pictures like this?

Good. You're sane and your eyes are working just fine.

I was watching Kate Winslet videos and it's so bad that cheek sore was going on in November last year and God knows how long before that. It would be interesting to look into. Amber addressed her scab picking just last week and that was one she pointed out.
Who the fuck has a sore that remains open for a year? Can you get mouth herpes on a cheek?
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It's also possible that that's a case of cystic acne. It's common to have repeat offender pimples with that type.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

It's also possible that that's a case of cystic acne. It's common to have repeat offender pimples with that type.

With her nasty greasy hair and dirty ass pillows, it’s surprising her skin isn’t worse. Plus her hygiene neglect and using hair products on her face can’t help.

tl;dr: she’s gross

 

[ChubbyChaser]

This might be suuupper late, WTF are these??! I’ve never seen these before and wasn’t sure where to post this.

 

[mousetrap]

With her nasty greasy hair and dirty ass pillows, it’s surprising her skin isn’t worse. Plus her hygiene neglect and using hair products on her face can’t help.

tl;dr: she’s gross

every time i see amber i am literally fucking shocked that her skin is absolutely covered in zits

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Are you trying to tell us that seeing Amber's cleavage didn't give you a raging boner? You wouldn't shell out tons of money for more pictures like this?

Good. You're sane and your eyes are working just fine.

Uhhhhh.... nope. Loves ya!

 

[50lbBox]

Hamberlynn losing 4lb is just a bowel movement for her at this point. It's scary to imagine how much she's got to be eating just to maintain and smarter people than I have estimated she's got to be consuming at LEAST 10k calories a day so for that and for her to still be gaining is horrific. Just how, and why, and how.

It was the left overs she brought home from cheesecake factory she immediate devoured. Get it right.

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"I let them find me?"...... She gets her friends from freaks who find her on the internet - None of her neighbours will want to go anywhere near her

Shedid get sucked into Optavia, but lasted less than a week iirc. Whoever signed her up I’m sure thought they’d hit paydirt.

 

[peach tea]

With her nasty greasy hair and dirty ass pillows, it’s surprising her skin isn’t worse. Plus her hygiene neglect and using hair products on her face can’t help.

tl;dr: she’s gross

I have generally been of the mindset that she has surprisingly good skin, all things considered. I know if I start eating like shit,
I start looking like shit. One of the best things for good looking skin is drinking a lot of water, and we all know she doesn’t do that. And acne on the cheekbones (or for her, where her cheek bones should be) is generally from makeup and oily hair when you’re her age, but even then, I’d think she would have a lot more breakouts. And her hormones being out of whack should be doing a number on her as well, but so far it hasn’t been that bad.

All of that aside, I saw one of her TikToks earlier and while she doesn’t seem to be plagued with adult acne, she does look a lot older than her age. Her eyes are looking bad and when she doesn’t have smoothing filters on her face, you can see her skin around her neck and mouth is getting loose. If she ever does lose weight, her face is instantly going to look 60.

Kinda crazy that I know women who are 50+ that look AMAZING, dudes love them, they’re glowing like angels and amber is 29 and looks like she could be their angry mom. It’s all about taking care of yourself and she’s going to regret her decisions more from aging than she has from neglecting her weight.

She’s created a double edged sword for herself:
Stay fat and die young or,
Lose weight and all the places where fat is smoothing out her winkles will not only sink in, but they will have loose, weight loss skin which makes everything worse.