Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[harrytaco]

Well, Amber answered us that she's still alive with that Snapchat story and that she's not working towards becoming a skinny legend for when she returns on YT thanks to the size of that fucking gunt reflected on the car's window

I thought that was a building the first look.

 

[wilderbeans]

I thought that was a building the first look.

And all of these comments on a five second post is the reason she doesn’t post! Lmao quick let’s all fling poo at the albino gorilla with the rapunzel grease wig as fast as we can. Fling fling fling, got her right in the gunt.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

I thought that was a building the first look.

You wouldn’t be the first person to confuse Amberlynn with some kind of building.
The Flabberdome. Home of the Fighting Adipose.

 

[wilderbeans]

You wouldn’t be the first person to confuse Amberlynn with some kind of building.
The Flabberdome. Home of the Fighting Adipose.

Dump Tower, the empire situation building, statue of piggery, an exploded Twinkie factory, the hippodrome

 

[Gregor Samsa]

R-I-G-H-T
I used the wrong word.

 

[Fleasburger]

Amber: *lives somewhere with weather like most people*
Also Amber: my weather is more special than yours

Some days it's fun to watch her like a re.tarded child discovering the world through the windows of a white van.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Who gives a fuuuuck honestly KiwiFarms has had some incredible ups this year, what with Gunty McGee being recorded huffing teenage ass juice, Möbius Shitlips in the greatest lolsuit of all time and 13 accusers putting Ryan haywood in the ground, but it’s had its major downs too and Amber is one of them. You used to at least be able to laugh at her in the Dusty era, especially with Dusty herself doing most of the roasting, but she’s too lazy nowadays to even milk her own cancer diagnosis. It was just one “oh shit” moment video and then pretty soon after she was back to hauling garbage and vaguely alluding to her health for a minute every other video. She can’t even do mysterious radio silence right, she has to jump back online just to blabber about this strange concept called weather of all things.

I’m gonna say it...I don’t think even laaayyyygs could fix this now. She’s gonna be a snorecow til she dies, way later than she deserves. Yawn.

eta: I’m confused why this was moved to general discussion when I was talking about her Snapchat in the dumb shit on SM thread but who am I to play mod

even more important eta: I got kovic and Haywood mixed together oh nooo my face is red

 

[wilderbeans]

Who gives a fuuuuck honestly KiwiFarms has had some incredible ups this year, what with Gunty McGee being recorded huffing teenage ass juice, Möbius Shitlips in the greatest lolsuit of all time and 13 accusers putting Ryan Hovic in the ground, but it’s had its major downs too and Amber is one of them. You used to at least be able to laugh at her in the Dusty era, especially with Dusty herself doing most of the roasting, but she’s too lazy nowadays to even milk her own cancer diagnosis. It was just one “oh shit” moment video and then pretty soon after she was back to hauling garbage and vaguely alluding to her health for a minute every other video. She can’t even do mysterious radio silence right, she has to jump back online just to blabber about this strange concept called weather of all things.

I’m gonna say it...I don’t think even laaayyyygs could fix this now. She’s gonna be a snorecow til she dies, way later than she deserves. Yawn.

So, much like ALR, you believe the magic was in the destiny era? Sucks to be her right now

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Amber: *lives somewhere with weather like most people*
Also Amber: my weather is more special than yours

Some days it's fun to watch her like a re.tarded child discovering the world through the windows of a white van.

It’s her terminal uniqueness.

I can’t tell what’s happening in her stupid Snapchat but doesn’t Snapchat always reverse the image/video? Hence left being right and right being left?

 

[Clintonberg]

It’s her terminal uniqueness.

I can’t tell what’s happening in her stupid Snapchat but doesn’t Snapchat always reverse the image/video? Hence left being right and right being left?

I don't know anything about snapchat but as an eternal front seat passenger her window view will always be to her right.

 

[Bookish]

Just realized, every time she receives criticism in the future she's going to threaten a break and mention that time she stayed away for x weeks. It may be the new 89 lbs.

 

[wilderbeans]

Just realized, every time she receives criticism in the future she's going to threaten a break and mention that time she stayed away for x weeks. It may be the new 89 lbs.

That’s ok that’s part of the thrill, the anticipation of whether or not she’s gonna live or go splat and the suspense.

 

[Billie Ross]

I don't know anything about snapchat but as an eternal front seat passenger her window view will always be to her right.

Plot twist, they moved to England.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Has commenting always been turned off on her insta?

 

[draculasestateagent]

Plot twist, they moved to England.

oh fuck i hope not, we have enough amber sized people here we don’t need another one.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

oh fuck i hope not, we have enough amber sized people here we don’t need another one.

She could date Paul Mason. U.K biggest moocher. They could make quite a pair.

https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/paul-mason-back-in-uk-and-begging-nhs-for-surgery-1-6300832

 

[peach tea]

Has commenting always been turned off on her insta?

It’s been off for awhile. A couple months ago, she had left the comments on one or two pictures on and people treated them like a complaint box lol so she turned those off too. There’s some posts a few pages back about someone who trolled her by sharing fake screenshots of her sending messages to someone with a disabled kid saying that the kid should die (I think that’s what they said at least). I think that’s when she officially locked her comments down. She went on a big ranting spree on her stories and has only posted maybe 2 pictures since. But this all definitely happened well before she disappeared from YT.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

We're being very unreasonable. Becky already has a full time job as a 12 year old drawing idiotic doodles in a workbook. It took years of training to develop the ability to draw not only arms on a blob, but also the head shape up the top AND facial features. She shouldn't have to give up the portfolio she has developed over all of these years just to get a job as a lumberjack or a trucker or a fisting instructor or whatever other occupations man-dykes tend to gravitate to.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[Autisticats]

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I saw that, all you tinfoil hats where wrong.

Our gorl just took a trip to Florida Disneyworld and is in a food coma of churros And Dole whip, Godspeed Ambo