Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

She can’t be fucking serious.

I have one question:
Showing layggs soon?

 

[Borbie Dahl]

These people sound like idiots. TLC may have contacted Amber, but I doubt Dr. Now did. He's too busy to focus on some YouTube fatty, begging her repeatedly to come to him. And the person who claims their dad wanted her in Boston went to all that trouble before reaching out to her? Why not ask if someone wants help before assuming and making arrangements with a hospital and other doctors? If that story is even true, all he did was waste everyone's time. Not every 600 pound fatty wants a better life.

Agree, most likely embellished in the least. I don’t believe this happened, but I will say this to keep an illusion of balance here. If the right ppl are asking friends for favors a whole lot can happen. Budgets aren’t so constraining when friends are helping friends. The world of licensed professionals & higher education, at least on the admin side, Kinda run that way. One of the many perks of being afraid to jump out into life so you just stay a perpetual student. Eventually you’ll be a doctor...of something.

 

[CaptainAutism]

Agree, most likely embellished in the least. I don’t believe this happened, but I will say this to keep an illusion of balance here. If the right ppl are asking friends for favors a whole lot can happen. Budgets aren’t so constraining when friends are helping friends. The world of licensed professionals & higher education, at least on the admin side, Kinda run that way. One of the many perks of being afraid to jump out into life so you just stay a perpetual student. Eventually you’ll be a doctor...of something.

Next time you want to reply to a comment made a year and a half ago, please don’t. I thought something new happened and was disappointed to find out that you’re just retarded.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

I finally caught up with all her bullshit..... Made the mistake of checking her tiktok and now I want to punch a bitch,

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Punch A bitch, or punch THAT bitch? I think language is very important - excuse me, imPORtan, here.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

What questions Amber?

The fact eating 6 small meals for you is too little?

Does Jenny Craig help your Scorpion'd out cunt smell good?

Does Jenny Craig actually help me lose weight or do I just do my regular hippo style shit session?

So many questions Amber so many.

I'd ask if she ever sucks on the rag from her rag on a stick after it's gone places no man or Becky has gone before.

 

[Tiffanie Broadchester]

Thanks for the info. I'll keep this in mind.

 

[Acidsplat]

am I blind or is Amber still not wearing a seatbelt in her tiktok

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

am I blind or is Amber still not wearing a seatbelt in her tiktok

GORL. we gotta be real. bitch dont fit the seatbelt. never did, never will.

 

[Acidsplat]

GORL. we gotta be real. bitch dont fit the seatbelt. never did, never will.

the thought of 520 pound amber becoming a projectile through the air makes me laugh every time

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Next time you want to reply to a comment made a year and a half ago, please don’t. I thought something new happened and was disappointed to find out that you’re just retarded.

Yea, you’re totally right. I have no idea how that even happened. I guess I forgot I was looking at old posts?? Idk. I’m retarded. Obvi

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

the thought of 520 pound amber becoming a projectile through the air makes me laugh every time

Amber not wearing a seatbelt is incredibly irresponsible. In the event of an accident, her corpse could fly through the windshield and injure another person who matters.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Amber not wearing a seatbelt is incredibly irresponsible. In the event of an accident, her corpse could fly through the windshield and injure another person who matters.

edited it to save the people from my stupid quips. My apologies.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber not wearing a seatbelt is incredibly irresponsible. In the event of an accident, her corpse could fly through the windshield and injure another person who matters.

Physics, gorlfriend. Her head would go through the windshield, but I doubt the rest of her mass would fit (tiny car, huge lardass).
I certainly wouldn't want to be a first responder that had to use the Jaws of Life to separate her messy corpse from the car. Yuck.

 

[Fupacabra]

Would love to see a realistic 3D simulation of Amber in a car crashing into various objects to find out how far a pig can fly. The diameter of splash would also be interesting to measure. For science of course.

 

[peach tea]

https://youtu.be/BIf8yhcuRVI

Anyone seen this? I just came across it in the comments of her last video.

 

[CaptainAutism]

https://youtu.be/BIf8yhcuRVI

Anyone seen this? I just came across it in the comments of her last video.

Of course Stern would play her food sex noises.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Has this been posted yet? I am wine drunk.
https://youtu.be/PPE7zuLshH0

Yes, @C3PBRO made a thread on it.
I really can’t wait to see her address this by coming onto SM as the victim. Bonus points if she says “believe what you want to believe ”

 

[peach tea]

Of course Stern would play her food sex noises.

I couldn’t have dreamed of someone better to comment on the sounds she makes. The moans she does when she eats microwaved JC shit send me into an autistic fit. I already have a major aversion to mouth sounds, but Amber takes them to a totally different level.

 

[ADHD]

This was posted to one of the Facebook groups 5 hours ago. Yikes.

Liquid calories count, gorl. Stop drinking!

EDIT: Found the video, thanks @Turd Fergusson