Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a dinosaur]

Does anyone know why she hates him? I have my own opinions, as I’m sure everyone here does, I’m asking if amber has made a statement as to why she ‘hates’ him? Or it’s the cool thing to do? Idk

She made a whole video about it after the 2016 election... that she also didn't vote in. It's literally called "WHY I HATE DONALD TRUMP."

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

She made a whole video about it after the 2016 election... that she also didn't vote in. It's literally called "WHY I HATE DONALD TRUMP."

What's great about this is lidurally nothing he did affected her favorite activities of weight-gain and cunting-about.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Personally it's not just the sound (horrible though it is) that sends me into an autistic tizzy, it's how she looks when eating certain things. Throwing her head back, sinking into a pudgy ball of dough before moaning with far more smugness than a cunt like her has any right to be doing. Makes me fume every time.

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For me, it’s how she nods as if she’s the authority on what’s goooooood. Bitch is over 500 pounds, we know what she thinks of food. She loves it.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Did Big Al actually just upload a montage of Necky and herself looking jaundiced AF to Coldplay's "Yellow"?
Wtf that's hilarious

I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called, "Yellow"
...Yeah, they were all yellow

It's an ode to amber's jaundice

 

[Billie Ross]

Ffs...

 

[Flapjack]

What in the actual fuck

 

[Din Djarin]

what did i just watch

 

[New & Improved Username]

Ffs...

I remember a time when a simple calculator was an expensive piece of technology. Now, a phone that's far beyond the computing technology that sent space capsules into successful orbit brings us a 520lb retard eating and laughing at a joke from a kindergarten joke book.

 

[pot of sneed]

Shameless Smuglynn at her finest, oinking away with an apple clapped between her jowls. A fitting image really, that 'laugh' had to be the most exercise her body's had all day.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Um... her laugh sounds like some kind of dying alien creature....

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Um... her laugh sounds like some kind of dying alien creature....

Bitch is trolling like Asanti, she's just a little more covert about it. Takes a while and people pointing it out to finally get it if you aren't the sharpest kiwi in the farm. I am woke to the atrocities she commits in plain sight now.

the stern vid is down, what did it say? Did he say her name or was it just recognizable as her sounds? I'd love an archive or transcript if available

 

[JaneThough]

Ffs...

Your gfs mother owning you from beyond the grave?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Ffs...

This kind of content in 2010 would get you a fucking Web-Redeption with Tosh.O. This was the kind of shit that would get "autotune the news"'d by schmoyoho. But this is not 2010 , this is the year futurama said time travel would be forbidden to.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Why the fuck would she think it's ok to post that apple video? Her face at the end is undoubtedly the most ugly I've seen her look.

 

[ADHD]

Ffs...

....... that's a literal elementary school joke. It's not that funny.

Let's see if I can do better. What's worse than getting your reproductive organs removed before age 30 because you wouldn't put down the fork? Not being able to fit in the machine to scan and see if there's cancer anywhere else in your body!

 

[dingobaby]

Ffs...

So weird coming from our Dainty Queen. She has been mentioning Chantal lately, that she appreciates the humor. Chanty-town has been getting the views and the gossip lately and I wonder if Amber is emulating Chantal in her extroverted obnoxiousness? Hamby is always trying to fit a personality that will get her shelf-pats, the sneaky chameleon mellon.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was waiting for her to inhale some of that apple she stuffed in her piehole and chomped at us. What a letdown.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's trying to kayuuuuute her way out of the latest scandal. After all, a gleefully giddy little girl guffawing over a silly joke can't POSSIBLY have been as nasty as she came across to anyone with 3 brain cells.

We're all just misreading the situation.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Does this mean "apples are like candy to her now" yet again?

 

[Scrumption]

I feel like she posted that to tiktok because she's too lazy to make a video and if she was gonna eat an apple, she'll do it for all to see. Otherwise eating a healthy food will all be for naught.