Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Borbie Dahl]

Suggesting Amber become bulimic is just autistic.

Obviously that will never happen. Amber doesn't have the discipline to binge and then purge. She'd binge and then sit around or whatever, on YouTube or building Legos, and that's that. She's not going to get up and go to the bathroom right after and go to the trouble of throwing up/cleaning up.

She'd just be hungry all over again, if she purged right: not that there's anything "right" about throwing up your food. I can see Amber being the kind of girl who tried to throw up once and then claim she once had an eating disorder. Who knows? Maybe she has said that already. Maybe Chantal too?
These bitches are crazy.

Yeah, for sure, Alr & Foody Beauty bolth have just decided they have ED’s. I say ‘just‘ to mean flippantly, not like this was a recent development...Does Amber have an eating disorder for real? It’s hard to say & im not the one qualified to dx anyone. That being said, it’s important to understand that you can’t just decide you ‘have’ something. Behavioral health issues take documented incidents collected over time to prove a pattern & then that pattern needs to be assessed by ppl that know what they’re looking at. Like Doctors. Not Alr on google going oh my, apparently I suffer from from trypophobia because I saw an image online that looked creepy. Personally, I think the ‘desire’ to label herself a sufferer of a ‘disorder’ takes the responsibility off the table in Ambers mind. Amber is no longer to blame, she’s helplessly in the throws of ‘binge’ time & cannot resist the siren song of cellophane crinkling & those wonderful scents wafting off of everything around her. In reality Amber is an adult making choices. She has no issue asserting her adult ness & right to choose what she eats or when she goes to bed. Until it’s youtube time & the critique rolls in. Quick! Hide behind ‘disorder’ & ‘child hood’. Just admit you’re a hefty girl that chose this life & doesn’t desire a change. You can do that Amber.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Not posting videos because she can't stand the idea of backlash after the voice messages leaked, but still using her comment-disabled TikTok to flex on people.
She obviously chose that song to say "Look at the expensive, beautiful, sooooooper high quality earrings I can buy!" and remind us that we're mere peasants.
Oh, Queen, sitting on your lard throne! We are not worthy!

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Hambo showing the haydurs that she is a very productive 600lbs 5 year old.
Well done Hambo.
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Chris Chan’s high school was way better.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

In an alternate universe, Amber does the Patreon and allows a higher tier to "vote" on her eating/diet/exercise habits. She gets paid and lose a little weight, gains it back etc, but she keeps earning.

Imagine if half her subscribers pledged $1 per month, $5 to vote. She's making more in 2 months gross than she did with the YouTewbz.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

It's quite funny imagining her inside a prison. I recall that the only time she lost significant weight was during the Krystal era and that was because the mother locked the cupboards so she had no access to extra food beyond what she was given. I'd imagine that she'd lose serious weight in the slammer, it's not like she can do much to physically intimidate other inmates (beyond sitting on them, I guess?) but manipulation is a possibility? Narcs be like that but I don't think Hammy could keep the mask on long enough to dupe others as the restricted access to food would freak her the fuck out. The instances of food aggression in the past is a testament to that

Not sure about prison life in Kentucky but in Texas there are plenty of fat fucks in the clink. This is because food chains like McDonalds and Pizza Hut sign contracts with prisons to sell their food or prisoners have access to commissary and you can eat that food any time you want. And trust me $300 a month can buy shit ton of food also Becky would be able to send her care packages and most of those are junk food.
From my experience prison is more concerned about the type of media prisoners are consuming such as the books they read than their actual physical health.
A CO wouldnt make her or any other prisoner perform hygiene rituals, or monitor food intake, that’s not their job, if she wanted to sit in her bed and wallow in her cell for the duration of her sentence without taking a shower or doing anything except eat that’s fine with a CO.
Generally the prisoners run basic operations in a prison especially if they are in a quad which in the south is common the CO’s are just there to make sure a riot doesn’t break out.

 

[peach tea]

Not sure about prison life in Kentucky but in Texas there are plenty of fat fucks in the clink. This is because food chains like McDonalds and Pizza Hut sign contracts with prisons to sell their food or prisoners have access to commissary and you can eat that food any time you want. And trust me $300 a month can buy shit ton of food also Becky would be able to send her care packages and most of those are junk food.
From my experience prison is more concerned about the type of media prisoners are consuming such as the books they read than their actual physical health.
A CO wouldnt make her or any other prisoner perform hygiene rituals, or monitor food intake, that’s not their job, if she wanted to sit in her bed and wallow in her cell for the duration of her sentence without taking a shower or doing anything except eat that’s fine with a CO.
Generally the prisoners run basic operations in a prison especially if they are in a quad which in the south is common the CO’s are just there to make sure a riot doesn’t break out.

Can absolutely confirm this, but won’t PL. It’s 100% true, though, especially in the South.

 

[pot of sneed]

I can honestly say I'm surprised, I thought Texas as well as many other southern states were supposed to have a firm justice system that made life difficult for inmates. Sounds like the same everywhere when they get it cushy inside.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Yeah, I wouldn't be mad at any of her hobbies that are generally considered childlike, if her life consisted of anything else. However, we all know that her entire existence is built on eating, lying, lazing around and pretending that small time hobbies are productive and beneficial for someone in her current state.

Buying a Lego set does not make it a hobby, it makes it a toy. If someone buys a train set, it is a toy, but if you convert the garden shed into a model railway display, it is a hobby. At least Becky has a hobby of drawing, but Amber does not seem to have any. She gets bored with everything she tries, this Lego set will not be any different. She can’t even be bothered to learn how to cook as eating is the only activity she cherishes.

 

[Fubby]

Chris Chan’s high school was way better.

Chris Chan is actually more creative and productive than Amber will ever be which is kind of sad to think about

 

[497]

Remember when she had puzzle contests with Eric? She showed the puzzle she was working on and I think it was one of those 100 piece puzzles designed for 8 year olds. She’s so mentally challenged.

Eric making her videos more entertaining tells you how boring her Lexington videos are.

 

[Owlflaps]

Chris Chan is actually more creative and productive than Amber will ever be which is kind of sad to think about

The scary thing is that he certainly would have made as much money if not more than Amber if he somehow monetized his channel back in his heyday. He's as lazy and narcissistic as Amber is.

 

[thriphhole]

sh

F.A.T
Btw... Twinko Stoooor looks ill.

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she is just gross that is all i have to say

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

F.A.T
Btw... Twinko Stoooor looks ill.

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Why is she fucking wearing BLACK for thanksgiving? It ain't a fucking funeral, unless you go all SJW and cry about the natives offed by European diseases, and let's face it, she may mouth those words, but she does not give a single shit about any of that.

If I saw her on the street I'd rip that fucking ring out of her face, too. It's only cute on people who aren't barely walking, talking 600 pounds behemoths.

 

[salvuserit]

This thread is a good first stop so people can skip the "I feel sorry for her" phase and understand how much of a bitch amber is.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Why is she fucking wearing BLACK for thanksgiving? It ain't a fucking funeral, unless you go all SJW and cry about the natives offed by European diseases, and let's face it, she may mouth those words, but she does not give a single shit about any of that.

If I saw her on the street I'd rip that fucking ring out of her face, too. It's only cute on people who aren't barely walking, talking 600 pounds behemoths.

Black is supposedly slimming, which is an optical illusion she’s going to need if she doesn’t want anyone asking her if she really needs seconds.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The whole "black is slimming" thing revolves around the idea that black hides the shadows of bumps and lumps, smoothing out those things to make the body look more contoured. Ain't nothing short of a tent from Omar's that's going to hide her lumps, bumps, and/or shelf ass.

 

[Snusmumriken]

The whole "black is slimming" thing revolves around the idea that black hides the shadows of bumps and lumps, smoothing out those things to make the body look more contoured. Ain't nothing short of a tent from Omar's that's going to hide her lumps, bumps, and/or shelf ass.

Staying home and abstaining from gluttonous meals with people who hate her guts would also help hide her figure.

 

[TeracottaPah]

In a react to her newest upload, someone made a good point about the messages ALR posted between her and Norma. Do we think our gorl edited these messages?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

In a react to her newest upload, someone made a good point about the messages ALR posted between her and Norma. Do we think our gorl edited these messages? View attachment 1753747View attachment 1753748

Are we even sure those texts are from her phone? If we're going to go down the conspiracy route, we might as well go all the way.

But I'm guessing they're probably real. They just don't prove what ALR thinks they prove. So what if she did something nice for Norma once and had a civil conversation with her? That doesn't mean her true colors didn't show themselves later when she turned into a raging narcissistic cunt. I'm sure she was nice to Casey once or twice before she accused him of raping her.

She doesn't get it, she really doesn't. That's why the, "It HApPENeD OvER a yEAr AgO!" line gets trotted out over and over.

Buying a Lego set does not make it a hobby, it makes it a toy. If someone buys a train set, it is a toy, but if you convert the garden shed into a model railway display, it is a hobby. At least Becky has a hobby of drawing, but Amber does not seem to have any. She gets bored with everything she tries, this Lego set will not be any different. She can’t even be bothered to learn how to cook as eating is the only activity she cherishes.

It's bizarre, isn't it?

So many people trapped at home during covid have learned to knit or play the guitar or whatever. ALR's trapped at home all the time and the best she can manage as a "hobby" is the occasional Lego set and online shopping.

Any skill with a learning curve, no matter how easy or how low the stakes, is far too much for our gorl.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

black hides the shadows of bumps and lumps, smoothing out those things to make the body look more contoured.