Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[A Widdle Woach]

First day of Vlogmas, if she does it; I expect we'll see a ton of shopping bags vomit out a tacky mix of new Christmas themed dollar store decor. You can get some really cute Christmas stuff at dollar & discount stores but she never fails to be attracted to the most vomit inducing stuff. I swear she could buy that stuff at really high end stores & still make it look trailer trashy.

If not a Christmas decoration haul, she'll treat us to a Torrid haul of clothing to take her to the many holiday parties she's no doubt been invited to. Hey, even if you're Zooming or Skyping Christmas parties, you've got to have the right look, doncha know.

Vlogmass will be late. ALR thinks there’s 31 days in November remember?
I think there will be a half assed attempt at Vlogmass, lord knows she needs that coin.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

She can wear a green tarp and all her earrings and light all her candles and have a very special Christmas tree selfie which she can post about feeling so sad her first xmas without Norma.

Norma's corpse rotting in its cardboard box translates to big YT coin. For the first time, Amber has a use for her.

 

[Owlflaps]

Norma's corpse rotting in its cardboard box translates to big YT coin. For the first time, Amber has a use for her.

Which is doubly nice, because that means Amber doesn't have to pay her off for her silence.

 

[Toilet Grenade]

This girl makes the boulder from Indiana Jones look like Kim Kardashian.

The boulder from Indiana Jones is Amberlynn in 2025.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Does it matter for Becky? What reason does she have to be in shape? To play with her kids? To attract a mate or keep a mate attracted to her? To enjoy her myriad of hobbies and fun activities that she participates in? To exert herself in gainful employment? The only reason you can offer for her to mind her weight is the problem with her kidneys or whatever that was. That is apparently not enough.

It doesn't, really. It's more a musing on a general point about how fucking slovenly they are without having a single care in the world about how they've pulled the walls in on themselves to the point where there is probably no escape. Day after day after week after year, they look in the mirror and think "This is fine." It's amazing to me how little respect they have for their bodies.

Her life is one of sponging and sloth. She should enjoy this while she has it. Amber does not have a long term income strategy. I do not think she has a long term Becky strategy either. Becky's peanut brain must realize that she her time as a member of the middle class is limited.

I bet she swats that thought right out of her head, though, preferring to think this gravy train will never run off the rails.

First day of Vlogmas, if she does it; I expect we'll see a ton of shopping bags vomit out a tacky mix of new Christmas themed dollar store decor. You can get some really cute Christmas stuff at dollar & discount stores but she never fails to be attracted to the most vomit inducing stuff. I swear she could buy that stuff at really high end stores & still make it look trailer trashy.

"I got these suuuper cyute ordaments for decorateeen. We will listen to xmas carols and we will be seeengeen while we are decorateen, and we will give Twinkie Stooorrr and Rarity and Wasabi their presents early."

If not a Christmas decoration haul, she'll treat us to a Torrid haul of clothing to take her to the many holiday parties she's no doubt been invited to. Hey, even if you're Zooming or Skyping Christmas parties, you've got to have the right look, doncha know.

" I love xmas. I goto this byooteeful sweater so I am wear an ugly sweater for xmas even though we will not go to any xmas parties where the what-you-call-it...BAAAAAYBUH! What do you call it where everyone is weareeen sometheeen the same at a party?"

"You mean a party theme?"

"THEME! You know all those parties where the theme is ugly sweaters that I've never gone to and never will? I got this cardigan for that."

 

[Xenomorph]

Big fat fuck is turning the big 3-0 in December. Bitch having an aging crisis so hard she bought fucking legos and is having a hard time for something that is for 9 year olds and gunt deep in denial of her whole ugly ass black heart put on blast for even her most loyal cunt lip suckers You are gonna be THIRTY FATTY. No more cute teen shit for youuuu! Now you will look even more pathetic if you do

 

[Snusmumriken]

Big fat fuck is turning the big 3-0 in December. Bitch having an aging crisis so hard she bought fucking legos and is having a hard time for something that is for 9 year olds and gunt deep in denial of her whole ugly ass black heart put on blast for even her most loyal cunt lip suckers You are gonna be THIRTY FATTY. No more cute teen shit for youuuu! Now you will look even more pathetic if you do

For having followed Amber all this time, I genuinely thought she was in her mid-thirties until now. Holy fuck, she’s only JUST turning thirty, looks like a grandma, and acts like a toddler. Damn. The things fat does to you.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

At her size & the fact that she's been obese+ all her life, 30 is easily half her probable lifespan. She's hitting 30 & what does she have to show for it? A string of failed relationships; most of which were toxic to begin with, with completely messed up balances of power between the partners. If she has real friends - where are they? Her family? Her Mom showed up before her surgery & returned to her own life afterwards. For all Amber's gushing about the renewed relationship, there's been little mention of her mother since; not even a mere: "Mom's doing well."

Her health issues, current & inevitably looming are too numerous to mention & have been discussed ad nauseum.

She doesn't have a life, nothing with any of the depth & richness of experience you'd expect a person almost 30 would be starting to reflect upon & appreciate. She lives a vacuous existence full of grandiose expectations of: "Some day, I'll..." If you had tyo pick a rock to represent her, she'd be the flat pebble that skips across the surface of the water.

She may be a narcissist but has no genuine self respect or feeling of self worth. It seems as though she can't even contemplate improving her own life until she feels a semblance of self worth.

What she doesn't understand is you don't wake up one morning, (or afternoon in her case). feeling good about yourself & prepared to tackle improvements you want to; need to make. That self worth & self respect, when you weren't raised as a child to have it, is gained by slowly, sometimes painfully, doing the things you need to do to improve your physical, mental & emotional health. When you've put in the hard yards & are seeing improvements - THAT results in feeling better about yourself & your life. And the continued work, the slow but steady improvements - that 'earns' you some self respect.

30 years old & she's still skittering away from any attempts at creating for herself the kind of well rounded, experiential life most her age work hard to build; no meaningful work that produces a useful product or service, no community engagement to benefit those around her, no culturing healthy family relationships or friendships, no intellectual curiosity.... just a fat, vapid nothing of an existence.

I'd feel sorry for her if she had even an inkling of a glimmering that at 30, life should be more than coloring books & LEGO sets meant for pre-teens. I'd feel sorry for those in her orbit if they were any less self serving & ruthless than she is. Thankfully, there are no genuine innocents around to be tainted by her toxic presence.

She'll be lying on her death bed, on her way out & instead of reflecting on a decent life & even the most ordinary of lives can be very decent & productive; she'll have on her face her patented puzzled look & will die in the middle of saying: "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut???" as she does when she truly doesn't understand something.

Sadly, I suppose; she's totally misunderstood life.

 

[wilderbeans]

Does it matter for Becky? What reason does she have to be in shape? To play with her kids? To attract a mate or keep a mate attracted to her? To enjoy her myriad of hobbies and fun activities that she participates in? To exert herself in gainful employment? The only reason you can offer for her to mind her weight is the problem with her kidneys or whatever that was. That is apparently not enough.

Her life is one of sponging and sloth. She should enjoy this while she has it. Amber does not have a long term income strategy. I do not think she has a long term Becky strategy either. Becky's peanut brain must realize that she her time as a member of the middle class is limited.

Oh shit, beckys gonna explode! I forgot about the kidneys! We're gonna need a bigger squeegee!!!!!

 

[Borbie Dahl]

At her size & the fact that she's been obese+ all her life, 30 is easily half her probable lifespan. She's hitting 30 & what does she have to show for it? A string of failed relationships; most of which were toxic to begin with, with completely messed up balances of power between the partners. If she has real friends - where are they? Her family? Her Mom showed up before her surgery & returned to her own life afterwards. For all Amber's gushing about the renewed relationship, there's been little mention of her mother since; not even a mere: "Mom's doing well."

Her health issues, current & inevitably looming are too numerous to mention & have been discussed ad nauseum.

She doesn't have a life, nothing with any of the depth & richness of experience you'd expect a person almost 30 would be starting to reflect upon & appreciate. She lives a vacuous existence full of grandiose expectations of: "Some day, I'll..." If you had tyo pick a rock to represent her, she'd be the flat pebble that skips across the surface of the water.

She may be a narcissist but has no genuine self respect or feeling of self worth. It seems as though she can't even contemplate improving her own life until she feels a semblance of self worth.

What she doesn't understand is you don't wake up one morning, (or afternoon in her case). feeling good about yourself & prepared to tackle improvements you want to; need to make. That self worth & self respect, when you weren't raised as a child to have it, is gained by slowly, sometimes painfully, doing the things you need to do to improve your physical, mental & emotional health. When you've put in the hard yards & are seeing improvements - THAT results in feeling better about yourself & your life. And the continued work, the slow but steady improvements - that 'earns' you some self respect.

30 years old & she's still skittering away from any attempts at creating for herself the kind of well rounded, experiential life most her age work hard to build; no meaningful work that produces a useful product or service, no community engagement to benefit those around her, no culturing healthy family relationships or friendships, no intellectual curiosity.... just a fat, vapid nothing of an existence.

I'd feel sorry for her if she had even an inkling of a glimmering that at 30, life should be more than coloring books & LEGO sets meant for pre-teens. I'd feel sorry for those in her orbit if they were any less self serving & ruthless than she is. Thankfully, there are no genuine innocents around to be tainted by her toxic presence.

She'll be lying on her death bed, on her way out & instead of reflecting on a decent life & even the most ordinary of lives can be very decent & productive; she'll have on her face her patented puzzled look & will die in the middle of saying: "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut???" as she does when she truly doesn't understand something.

Sadly, I suppose; she's totally misunderstood life.

Very well said, & very much agree. How though, can such a person be reached? We see it. The world sees it. Ambers blazing full afterburner toward a concrete wall & refuses to acknowledge her very certain, hastily approaching doom. Now, normally I’m a big fan of avoidance and denial. They’re my favorite past times if I’m engaging in them via substance abuse. Amber doesn’t even have any fun to show for her delusion. She’s just obstinate for the sake of ‘you’re not my mom’...
idk y’all, she clearly needs help & clearly will not accept any. Would never admit any issue going on with herself that needs change. What can be done? Nothing. Not a thing. Just watch, I guess. If Anyone in this youtube starlets life actually values Amber I’d recommend grabbing her & shaking her awake. Show her Arron Carter interviews en marathon till she gets what delusion means & help her connect the dots(like her fav brain teaser) & realize - This moment right now is the time to capitalize on life. Now! Like, literally right now. No one has a guaranteed tomorrow. An hour from now may not come. Why are you choosing to suffer Amber?

 

[Clogged Arteries]

she’s posting like crazy on Tiktok. Doing like a Q&A type deal.

and for y’all wondering, she’s doing LynnMas, not vlogmas. JFC.

 

[Moons over my hamber]

Lynnmas 2020 y'all!!!

 

[8008135]

Lynnmas 2020 y'all!!!

Can't you guys see how TOTALLY UNBOTHERED SHE IS?!?

 

[pot of sneed]

What a pig arrogant narcissist, but hey, we've known that for years and she's just sticking it to the haydurs how unbothered she is about the leaks.

 

[dingobaby]

Is she wearing some kind of lace cape or I guess its just an ill-fitting overlay? Looks ghastly and reminds me of this

Also, her arms are probably getting so large again that she doesn't need to pull them in for neck cleavage

 

[Billie Ross]

Lord help me...

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Lord help me...

Neither of those two lardasses are worth a click.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Great... Ariana-Lynn back again feeling herself and wanting us to know just how hot she is...
Both of these moochers can get fucked with their political opinions, Hamboat didn't bother to vote, so her stance is worth shit.
And The Thumb is so doped up and coutry-fied that she can barely string a coherent sentence together that isn't "Yes, Amberlynn."

 

[4ches]

tiktoklynn is my fav

 

[Billie Ross]

Smug BEAST
Guys I skipped some, because reasons (I'm already dead inside)