Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Good. Because other than that sly manipulative type of smart thing that all narcs have, she's dumb as a fucking rock.
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Oh yea...when it comes to book smarts/critical thinking/emotional intelligence she makes said rock look like a PhD student

Sly manipulation tactics are the only 'smarts' she has (I still maintain her mispronunciation of words is a troll though - she's slipped several times on that one)
 
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She is trying really really hard to trend on tik tok so after running the calculations after her stint on tuesday and wednesday got her about 10 bucks. Tik tok pays her about 0.02 per 1000 likes the system though is rather fragile as tik tok are chinese and the money made is from sponsors. These people should save their coin.

i fully believe something is happening to her youtube channel now some kind of demonetisation as some mukbangs have been age rating
 
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escándalo said:
She is trying really really hard to trend on tik tok so after running the calculations after her stint on tuesday and wednesday got her about 10 bucks. Tik tok pays her about 0.02 per 1000 likes the system though is rather fragile as tik tok are chinese and the money made is from sponsors. These people should save their coin.

i fully believe something is happening to her youtube channel now some kind of demonetisation as some mukbangs have been age rating
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Yep, to have any shot on tiktok she needs to join the HAES fatties and start showing some cottage, leaking skins.
Bikini hauls or she doesn't stand a chance.
 
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I'll not deny the satisfaction I'm feeling over the likelihood that Amberlynn must be panicking right now. If her youtube channel has indeed been hit over mukbangs and being such a disgustingly fat pig, it makes sense why she's tried to get kickstarted on tiktok and posted a flurry of videos in hopes of gaining coin. She seems manic but this is fear, big fear. How much has she saved up over the years since starting up in 2013? Probably not as much as many of us think, especially what with buying so much food, useless tat like a $6000 bed she doesn't even sleep on and moving to Lexington - which must cost more than where she was living before in Kentucky plus all the debt she's run away from before.

Well Hamberlynn, it seems like your glory days are coming to an end faster than your receding hairline. Youtube is drying up and you can't earn as well as you did before. She ain't no big Tik tok star, she's spent years going nowhere on her weight less journey other than gaining 300lb and then some. Everybody who was ever in her life has moved on and left her behind, save Becky who will probably get a move on sooner or later when the graphic tees start drying up and the bingemonster start screaming at her to get a job because she's too lazy and fat to even clean up after herself.

It warms the cockles of my cold, retarded heart.

Dance more, pig. It's all downhill from here, and you're the boulder from Indiana Jones.
 
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Niggernerd said:
It's actually amazing how they're still alive after becoming such disgusting creatures.
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Can you imagine being in a mall and seeing together Amber, dress for a prom with full face make-up, eyelashes, poop bun, fake Gucci bag, with Becky wearing a Sponge Bob t-shirt? It would be a sight to behold.

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I'll not deny the satisfaction I'm feeling over the likelihood that Amberlynn must be panicking right now. If her youtube channel has indeed been hit over mukbangs and being such a disgustingly fat pig, it makes sense why she's tried to get kickstarted on tiktok and posted a flurry of videos in hopes of gaining coin. She seems manic but this is fear, big fear. How much has she saved up over the years since starting up in 2013? Probably not as much as many of us think, especially what with buying so much food, useless tat like a $6000 bed she doesn't even sleep on and moving to Lexington - which must cost more than where she was living before in Kentucky plus all the debt she's run away from before.

Well Hamberlynn, it seems like your glory days are coming to an end faster than your receding hairline. Youtube is drying up and you can't earn as well as you did before. She ain't no big Tik tok star, she's spent years going nowhere on her weight less journey other than gaining 300lb and then some. Everybody who was ever in her life has moved on and left her behind, save Becky who will probably get a move on sooner or later when the graphic tees start drying up and the bingemonster start screaming at her to get a job because she's too lazy and fat to even clean up after herself.
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I agree with this. Amber could have invested her money in mutual funds, real estate or other investment vehicles when she was living in a cheap area for the last 2-3 years. Instead, one year, she bought $7,000 in Torrid clothing, clothes that she probably never wore and gave away. She might have saved enough for bariatric surgery, about $30k, but this only is a small fraction of what she made. She claims to have a budget but I believe she does not know how to use one. She has no future plan for when she will be in her '40s or '50s if she is still alive then.

Like most YTers, her income has been reduced. How much, we do not know, but enough for her to look at creating a Patreon. I think that she is dipping in her saving to maintain her spending. It is the same thing with Tiktok, but making money with Tiktok is a lot harder than YouTube. Amber is one of the laziest individuals I know. For her, to spend this amount of time to produce that many TikTok videos show that she is trying to diversify her source of income. For one, the demographic for TikTok is very different, mostly younger and hipper. Not many influencers are over 30 years old. The people following her are basically the same as Facebook, KF, or YT.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Can you imagine being in a mall and seeing together Amber, dress for a prom with full face make-up, eyelashes, poop bun, fake Gucci bag, with Becky wearing a Sponge Bob t-shirt? It would be a sight to behold.
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The serf can't dress or look any better or richer than their liege.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
Not sure why she went on a Tikky Tokky binge but judging by the... variety of topics she threw out there, she's desperately trying for low effort engagement - something; anything that will drive viewers to her money making platforms. I watched the Tik Toks & as much as I'd like to claim she doesn't bother me, some days she does & today was 1 of those days. It wasn't so much what she said - I expect her to have the opinions & views of a silly, little girl; it was the way she acted... smugly cuntish or cuntishly smug - take your pick. Across her offerings for the day, she was consistent in that 1 thing - her typical arrogance.

Hell, for all I know, she may truly think she's got the world by the balls. She figures by beating her cancer, she's had her Designated Health Scare & is now immune to other problems. Through Becky recently, she informed us that she does ALL her own care & presumably errands. She's moved to a better class of apartment in a city & close to her beloved food joints. She has the bizarre notion or at least wants us to believe she does, that the growing scandal over her treatment of Norma was a mere blip in their relationship & wasn't as bad as all that. And besides people, that was over a year ago!

My opinions expressed yesterday still stand - her life is an empty glass & cheap glass at that. She'll never know true, genuine, deep joy or that satisfying, rewarding feeling you get when you've successfully completed a hard job or some anything truly worthwhile.

In the end, the only person she's cheating is herself

I have to admit, she does serve one useful purpose - as an ongoing example of how not to live - not a single aspect of it,
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But, the money. A lot of people could really use that kind of money and they’d use it better than she ever did. Oh wait...for her life? Nevermind.
 
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