Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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That is way too optimistic. There's a few problems:

1.) No one gives a shit about Amber. They're only there to watch her be a disgusting, fat pig.
If she tries to post shit outside of her usual routine, viewership drops and she'll blame her audience, thus posting the same boring content ad infinitum.
2.) Amber is notoriously sedentary (no surprise there). She has complained about pain from long car rides in the past. How could she go cross country?
3.) Her excessive mentulz prevent her from posting anything meaningful anyways. Her life has always beem about hoarding shit and FOOD.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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Unfortunate reality is that a camper van (technically a Class B rig) or even the smallest of Class A or Class C motorhomes does not have the passageway clearance for Amber's frame. Simply put, she's too fat to squeeze from one end of the rig to the other. Source - long-term camper in a small setup. She wouldn't be able to fit between the kitchen area and the dining area in any setup less than 25 feet in length that doesn't have slideouts or doesn't have its slideouts extended. Technically she could fit in mine (it's a rather unique build), but she exceeds the weight capacity of the boards that support the bed in back, so nope. And she's too wide to fit into my wet bath, so she'd be incapable of showering.

Then there's the issue of slideout weight capacity. Smaller campers featuring slideouts don't have the weight-handling capacity for AL to be in the sliding section, as smaller slideouts typically are rated between 400-600 lbs and some of that weight is taken by any furniture placed upon them.

They can't afford the monster rigs with heavy duty slideouts that can handle up to 4000 lbs and have sufficient clearance for our resident butterball to shamble through.

Hell, I don't think she'd be able to fit through the standard RV door, now that I stare at one and ponder the possibilities. If anything, it'd be a very tight squeeze. And her weight would strain all but the most mighty of ladderwells to be able to reach said door in the first place.

Good dream, but ultimately it's that - a dream.
 
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nutritionsituation said:
This is a (wonderful) insane pipe dream. This is a woman who has ankleballs, or ankle rolls, if you will. She cannot get into a camper van, let alone.. I mean, how would she shower? Just imagine the smell in there, with 2 cats, a 600lb ALR and the Beckster topping out at 300+ and a poor, perennially unlucky Twinkie Storr.. my god.

BTW, love to see your avatar of Cobes, a true goth bad boy and wand artisan!
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H8r! She's 517.8 and has never been an ounce or 572.4. She's so above MSHPL!!
 
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H8r! She's 517.8 and has never been an ounce or 572.4. She's so above MSHPL!!
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How dare I forget that she is now svelte! Our gorl is daintier than ever, and it was truly dispekful of me not to recognize the weight loss that she put a lot of work into and wasn't at all, in inny way, related to prolonged anemia and uterine cancer!
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Unfortunate reality is that a camper van (technically a Class B rig) or even the smallest of Class A or Class C motorhomes does not have the passageway clearance for Amber's frame. Simply put, she's too fat to squeeze from one end of the rig to the other. Source - long-term camper in a small setup. She wouldn't be able to fit between the kitchen area and the dining area in any setup less than 25 feet in length that doesn't have slideouts or doesn't have its slideouts extended. Technically she could fit in mine (it's a rather unique build), but she exceeds the weight capacity of the boards that support the bed in back, so nope. And she's too wide to fit into my wet bath, so she'd be incapable of showering.

Then there's the issue of slideout weight capacity. Smaller campers featuring slideouts don't have the weight-handling capacity for AL to be in the sliding section, as smaller slideouts typically are rated between 400-600 lbs and some of that weight is taken by any furniture placed upon them.

They can't afford the monster rigs with heavy duty slideouts that can handle up to 4000 lbs and have sufficient clearance for our resident butterball to shamble through.

Hell, I don't think she'd be able to fit through the standard RV door, now that I stare at one and ponder the possibilities. If anything, it'd be a very tight squeeze. And her weight would strain all but the most mighty of ladderwells to be able to reach said door in the first place.

Good dream, but ultimately it's that - a dream.
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Let's not forget that amber cheers in victory when steps down from the lowest curb. There's no way that weeble would alight from the RV. If she made it in, she'd never get back out.

Edited to add: you forgot to account for the massive swelling she gets when sitting for long periods, all of that lymphatic fluid backing up, because amber is sort of crammed in there.... the more she swells, the less room for anything else. Pretty soon, doors, windows and a notch cut out of the top will be necessary to accommodate all the swelleeeeen
 
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So oddly enough i am in a cafe editing and Amberlynn Reid is a restricted term odd I know, I can watch and download her videos though but not commentary. This is oddly a starbucks in the UK that I know uses a US filter distributed by HR.

Really odd though to see our gorl become an abusive term
 
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escándalo said:
So oddly enough i am in a cafe editing and Amberlynn Reid is a restricted term odd I know, I can watch and download her videos though but not commentary. This is oddly a starbucks in the UK that I know uses a US filter distributed by HR.

Really odd though to see our gorl become an abusive term
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May be because of the "other" Amberlynn
 
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dollastoho said:
Yeah she can't even get up in that fancy bed.
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I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’

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Replacing the Christ in Christmas with Lynn...
Amberlynn is like The Beatles, bigger than Jesus. Literally. Much bigger than Jesus.
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Ambers always arguing to herself In her bathroom about how ‘this IS a real job, I am a youTuBEr, & then she herself refuses to call her uploaded drivel ‘ a Vlog’. Gee Amber where do these ‘rumors’ come from type style.

Anti Pickle Serum said:
Also Amber kissed that little kid knowing full well there's no cure for herpes.
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Omg you guys! Just cause the baby has herpes now after Amber kissed it & stole slugs off the Mountain Dew in his sippy cup. You’re such disgusting type people. Like what? Everyone gets cold sores in the winter. Not just me & Destiny...Oh, DeStiNyyyy...Those dry bumpy broken out lips...that morning herpes crust...my everything situation in grave detail...what were we talking about?
 
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Borbie Dahl said:
I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’
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not sure if the one she got knows when you are snoring but it is one of the fancy ones that raise your head and feet up (actually surprised she hasn't made Becky mount a TV to the wall in the bedroom). maybe she doesn't know how to use it, I can't remember seeing it in the up position
 
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Borbie Dahl said:
I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’
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I think the height is a factor. Also bc it's memory foam and her big ass would sink so far they'd have to get her up with a winch everyday.
 
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