Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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So I was browsing this white trash Walmart people gallery: https://www.sadanduseless.com/people-of-walmart-gallery/ ...and one picture strongly reminded me of Hamberlynn. The similarity is astounding. This is exactly how I imagine her upbringing:

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The day she quits, quitting will be a sad day indeed. Until then, we can always count on her quitting and sometimes before she even tries to do something. Such a feat to behold.
And now she claims she has a "valid" reason as to why she failed to post today. Are we taking bets on her excuses?

1.) She has COVID and/or got a COVID test
2.) The "Norovirus" she gets EVERY year (so she gets a poop disease yearly from being unable to properly clean herself lmao)
3.) Muh mentuls
4.) Some bullshit about fixing her sleep schedule
5.) She had to put together more "expert LAYGOES"
6.) She accidentally rolled over onto Necky and she's now wanted for murder
 
Until midnight, this is still "Day Whatever" of vlogmas or quitmas. On her community tab, (I think), she promises a video about why there's no video... to quote the Dainty Diva herself: "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?"
The video that she posts each day is filmed the day prior, so Lynnmas Day 1 was posted on December 2nd, and so on. If she's not posting a Lynnmas video today, it means that she didn't film yesterday. We may still get a video tomorrow documenting today's "events" (e.g.: sitting on her ass, trying Panda Express, Torrid haul, opening tacky costume jewelry, cooking vomit-chili, etc.).
 
Hope the pets are well, at least. I see she had one of them shaved and we've seen how much it takes to get her to take her cats to the vet. Hopefully its just her usual b.s. She always finds a way to quit, no matter how close to the goal she is. It has to be psychological, at this point. If she did 99 days of something, she'd quit on 96, yet, if she had 30 days of something, somehow she won't make it 30. That has to be a self-sabotage thing.

I don't get what's so hard about sitting there opening earrings, watching Becky unwrap what's probably another t-shirt, and finding out which Garbage Pail Kid she got.
 
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