Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Anyone ever get a Dr note excusing them from missed work? Some smaller areas or backwoods would have a standard template and just plug in the patient info to give an excuse for whomever it is needed. The font change could be explained this way as well. And those excuses are just paperwork for schools and jobs so they usually aren't that great looking.
I still find the date she was tested and her exposure weird as she said in her last vlog she felt so much better. And this test was done yesterday...
There has been a problem of people forging negative test results, and since this is a bit more than a doctors note for the sniffles, its kind of important that the results can be trusted, since its a matter of public health. So no, I don't think in this case the letter would look this wishy washy.
 
This obese skank really went this far to slurp up some extra attention.

You wouldn't have to get tested if you stopped inviting your special needs ex girl-boy and it's Fridge over to your house, you fucking simpleton.

Exactly. They pick at minor things so that when she does royally screw up (like the Norma voicemails), she can chalk it up to, "Well you criticize me for any little thing, so how is this any different?" It just reassures her that she doesn't do anything wrong when the haters act irrationally.
It's just like when they called animal control on her for Twinky's nails, in a state where animals have the least amount of rights. Animal control didn't see anything wrong so Amber got to flaunt what a perfect amazing fur momma she is.

Are we 100% sure that AC did in fact show up? I remember her bragging about the AC telling her how they were sooooooo sorry for disturbing her. Is there any solid evidence that she didn't just pull this bollocks out of her rank arse?
 
It's not meant for the patient, it's intended for the recipient of the letter to contact via email with any questions.
I should have been more general: no doctor's office would list email as a preferred method of contact, ever, for anyone, unless they had some sort of long-term outage. No office, especially an urgent care, has enough staff to man an email and provide responses anywhere near that what they'd get with phone calls. That letter was obviously written by a person who thinks medical provider offices work like generic business offices, where most communication is not urgent in any way and response time is not vital. Amber is an idiot.
 
The Sovereign mentioned this and its true these stupid fucks just talk about the fact when she had a shower and not the big shit like trying to blame your audience for your sheer laziness and lie AGAIN regarding medical practitioners but also trying to monetise off a pandemic for said laziness.

Or lying and using a women's cancer for clicks and profit.

Its pretty disgusting as they created Amber in a sense and emboldened her, similar to people with Eugenia cooney funnily enough the people tard raging about her being so thin is exactly what she wants because she wants to be thin. Now someone who pathologically lies doxes professionals, exploits cancer gets away with legitimate reasons of concern but no AmBeR dId NoT wAsH hEr HaIr!!!!!!

from experience with Americans results are via test and not walk ins.
 
Ok so, like the autist that I am, I went to the Kentucky Urgent Care website, and Covid tests are by appointment only, no walk-ins. And for the Lexington location, the earliest appointment you can book is 1 week from now.
To piggyback off of this- the "last call" for appointments seems to be before 7:30pm as the Lexington Urgent Care hours are 9am - 9pm daily. The rapid test also sees results in about 15 minutes. Amber's paper was printed out at what appears to be 8:5X ??, only minutes before the office closes. Not that she should be given the benefit of the doubt, but even if she was shit still doesn't add up.
 
There has been a problem of people forging negative test results, and since this is a bit more than a doctors note for the sniffles, its kind of important that the results can be trusted, since its a matter of public health. So no, I don't think in this case the letter would look this wishy washy.
At the very least I would expect test results to say what type of test was administered.
 
Guessing she used some built in phone program because the blackout is definitely see through in a lot of places:
__________________________________ (code/url)
H_AN____________URGENT CARE__
__________________________________
___________location: KY_KY
PORTALREQUEST@URGENTCAREOFKY.COM

__________________________________ (Looks like a signature)
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Are COVID letters a thing on that side of the pond? In my country you get a text for a negative and a call for a positive, snail mailing important shit couple days before christmas is insane.
 
I couldn't give less of a fuck if I tried whether Albert got tested for 'Rona or not, but that letter looks sus af - terrible grammar, suspect spacing...and what is with the 'Amber Reid with DOB 12/27/1990'?!?

Puts me in mind of something else...and this bitch is like fucking clockwork...December 21st last year she uploaded this gem (although she limped on another day it was this that effectively ended Vlogmas 2019) - remember this?




If you're going to fucking lie Amber, you must do better

I'll give a C- for effort, U for achievement

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Are COVID letters a thing on that side of the pond? In my country you get a text for a negative and a call for a positive, snail mailing important shit couple days before christmas is insane.
Rules may be different in Kentucky, but in the locale of the goblin I wrangle, one has to request a letter to shit to the school system and justify booting the little snotty brat out of the house and back into the classroom.

I will say that the letter I have set eyes upon listed exactly what test was administered, not 'rapid test' - it lists the test number, specifying COVID-19 Antigen [xxxxx] (using actual numbers of course). I can't devise any reason why KY would be different than a place further south.
 
Every time AmberLynn quits Vlogmas, an angel gets its wings. I dunno why they so salty about all this on her community tabs but I’m truly in the holiday spirit now! Like Scrooge when he awakens on Christmas morning. I wanna run around town like Jimmy Stewart shouting Merry Christmas at everyone and everything I see. Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Kiwi Farms!
 
I can't handle this letter. I had to make an account just to laugh.

I've had rapid tests done and the results don't look like this - at least where I'm from. They specify the type of test/method. They also specify the exact time the test was done as well as the exact time of the results.

In the past, I've had to have a doctor's note made up to excuse my absence and those looked more official than this. You'd think Urgent Cares of Kentucky would have a letter format in place for this sort of situation type deal during a pandemic.

People can't even return to work without an official confirmation they are negative. If I was her employer (which we nearly are given we pay her bills) I would not accept this.
 
At the very least I would expect test results to say what type of test was administered.
Absolutely, and I'm pretty certain any official medical correspondence would refer to it as 'SARS-COV-2', not 'Covid-19'...could have only looked a wee bit more suspect had it said 'coronavirus', lol
 
Absolutely, and I'm pretty certain any official medical correspondence would refer to it as 'SARS-COV-2', not 'Covid-19'...could have only looked a wee bit more suspect had it said 'coronavirus', lol
What can you expect from Amber? Do not forget that last year was the fake urologist's office phone call. This year, it is the fake Covid test result.

Why does she do this? Of course, she is negative for Covid-19. With her poor lung capacity and comorbidities, she would have been admitted to the hospital if she had Covid-19. She does not need to have a test especially if she was better 24 hours after her bout of illness.
 
Puts me in mind of something else...and this bitch is like fucking clockwork...December 21st last year she uploaded this gem (although she limped on another day it was this that effectively ended Vlogmas 2019) - remember this?
Amberlynn quitting vlogmas truly signifies the solstice and the start of the dark days of winter.
 
She does not need to have a test especially if she was better 24 hours after her bout of illness.
Which also brings up the next clickbait, why did she go to urgent care and the ER? She said she was better, and she was being smug saying she wasn't going to waste healthcare resources by going to get checked. So why did she? We will find out in our next episode of Hoarderlynn.
 
Absolutely, and I'm pretty certain any official medical correspondence would refer to it as 'SARS-COV-2', not 'Covid-19'...could have only looked a wee bit more suspect had it said 'coronavirus', lol
Not necessarily

I have to review a lot of results like this. Most do say covid-19, but what she posted isn’t an actual result page at all. It would at least have what kind of test was ordered.
 
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