Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She’s right, we don’t deserve vlogmas. Nobody deserves 20 minutes of mindless, meandering garbage day after day for Christmas.

Why is it every doctor she goes to always has to include “do NOT call us?” Kinda weird, it’s almost like it’s completely fake.
 
This is some epically retarded conspiratorial thinking.

She isn't this advanced, ya'll.
Hello my little sock puppet friend. Spend less time manipulating and more time reading Proverbs. You really are as dumb as you think you aren't.


Lmao as I realize I'm thinking that in the character of the SNL puppet that has seen some shit in Vietnam! I didn't even think that up on my own, just popped into my brain lmfao.

Actually Harpy is a Becky word. https://list.fandom.com/wiki/Harpies_in_popular_culture

Smells like Becky, tastes like chicken.

Becky, you cannot spend your life being an Igor to this monster! Read the books the crazy twitter lady sent to your cave, starting with codependent no more. You are young, you have a life, you can get healthier for bolth of you. Your mom wants you to do it, it's winter solstice, the veil is thin, the Jesus star is in the sky. Now is the time to put up some boundaries and lead your life the right way. Go read Proverbs. Do it for your nephews, live life fully in honor that they can't. They will be smiling down on you with your mom as you rehabilitate yourself out of this toxic death march relationship.


Please excuse the preaching to the choir, or whatever, I just felt it was important to say that. You can Banjax me with flurries of autism or whatever you like. I don't care, it just needed to be said. Thank u
 
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No you’re right, it’s about a week out. How did she get an appointment so quickly, within 2-3 days after she saying she wasn’t feeling well? That vlogmas was on the 17th and the letter was dated the 20th.

Is it possible we are forgetting about Xmas? The office is probably closed on Thursday and Friday. Add 2-3 days to that and you have the 5 day wait time. Maybe the are open though since it's an urgent care. I know most PCP/GP offices and specialist offices are close for Xmas eve and Xmas though, so it could possibly explain the longer wait times.

It may also be possible that they squeezed her in because of her weight putting her in the high risk category.

I'm not saying she did or didn't actually have a test. I'm just trying to point out the other possibilities for how long her wait may have been compared to the website wait times.

ETA: Also, the vlog was out the 17th but that means she filmed it the 16th most likely. Vlogmas vlogs have been a day behind as far as when she films and uploads.
 
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I wonder if she realises she wouldn't have to keep trying to prove herself and the legitimacy of her ''illnesses'' and tests if she just kept her fucking mouth shut for five minutes.

Don't cry about feeling suuuuuuper ill directly after inviting coughing trollops to your home during a pandemic and your audience wouldn't be demanding an explanation. Nor would we be trying to decipher this unprofessional looking sick note.

This is irrelevant but as a Britfag, I've never seen the term ''with D.O.B'' is that how it's worded in the US?
Such an odd way to write it.
 
Hello my little sock puppet friend. Spend less time manipulating and more time reading Proverbs. You really are as dumb as you think you aren't.


Lmao as I realize I'm thinking that in the character of the SNL puppet that has seen some shit in Vietnam! I didn't even think that up on my own, just popped into my brain lmfao.

Actually Harpy is a Becky word. https://list.fandom.com/wiki/Harpies_in_popular_culture

Smells like Becky, tastes like chicken.

Becky, you cannot spend your life being an Igor to this monster! Read the books the crazy twitter lady sent to your cave, starting with codependent no more. You are young, you have a life, you can get healthier for bolth of you. Your mom wants you to do it, it's winter solstice, the veil is thin, the Jesus star is in the sky. Now is the time to put up some boundaries and lead your life the right way. Go read Proverbs. Do it for your nephews, live life fully in honor that they can't. They will be smiling down on you with your mom as you rehabilitate yourself out of this toxic death march relationship.


Please excuse the preaching to the choir, or whatever, I just felt it was important to say that. You can Banjax me with flurries of autism or whatever you like. I don't care, it just needed to be said. Thank u
 
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I don't think this tub of lumpy butter realizes that norovirus isn't like a seasonal flu or a cold. I think she just looked at the symptoms and said 'Hey guise, this is like the situation I get every year, point blank period.'

And failed to note that it involves feces.

Also, knowing some households that have had norovirus, it isn't a 'wham bam thank ya ma'am' virus that comes in and leaves on an annual basis - it comes in and refuses to leave until you completely sanitize everything in your house. You know given the quality of her 'clean with me' video that she's physically incapable of deep cleaning her residence, and given the state of her floors, she sure as fuck ain't hirin' nobody to come clean for her.

As ever, AL, you a lah.
 
No ya tit, I mean saying ''with'' I've never seen the term ''WITH D.O.B''.

It's always simply listed like this here:

Name ----
D.O.B ----
Address ----

Etc.
No, it is definitely not written that way here. Trust me, I’ve probably seen thousands of medical records and doctor’s letters by now. No one writes “with”.
 
No ya tit, I mean saying ''with'' I've never seen the term ''WITH D.O.B''.

It's always simply listed like this here:

Name ----
D.O.B ----
Address ----

Etc.
As a fellow Brit, that leapt out at me too...I just assumed it was bad grammar on Albert's part as I've certainly not seen it before...

I mean I could understand 'Amber Reid, with a weight of 600lb' but 'Amber Reid with date of birth xxx'? - nope
 
I don't think this tub of lumpy butter realizes that norovirus isn't like a seasonal flu or a cold. I think she just looked at the symptoms and said 'Hey guise, this is like the situation I get every year, point blank period.'

And failed to note that it involves feces.

Also, knowing some households that have had norovirus, it isn't a 'wham bam thank ya ma'am' virus that comes in and leaves on an annual basis - it comes in and refuses to leave until you completely sanitize everything in your house. You know given the quality of her 'clean with me' video that she's physically incapable of deep cleaning her residence, and given the state of her floors, she sure as fuck ain't hirin' nobody to come clean for her.

As ever, AL, you a lah.
... we all also saw No-Neck's attempt at cleaning up dog piss - wiping it from one side of the floor to the other - she should stick to her Christmas tradition of pretending to be a medical receptionist. Seeing as Big AL is certain she has norovirus, she AND No-Neck should be in quarantine - so NO food trips until well after Christmas.
 
Having a goblin that had to get a rapid test due to an encounter with someone who was suspected of being COVID positive, one thing strikes me as odd about this...

It states her encounter date was 12/20/20. That means the test was given day of/day after encounter.

The goblin had to be hauled from the goblin den to be molestered for the rapid test 7 days after the encounter to see if said goblin was positive. Because it takes 7 fucking days for a test to register positive after exposure and contraction of COVID.

Gorl is, as ever, a lah.
Bingo! This is very fake. You have to wait a week before they’ll culture, or ‘molester’ you Doctors don’t hand you a paper saying anything. This is very reminiscent of Amber making fake ‘employees are not allowed to use fridge’ signs when she ‘worked’ at the nursing home. She was trying to convince ant Tammy that amber just had to get fast food everyday cause the fridge was off limits so she hung a fake sign & sent it to Tammy. Her lies don’t change, they never worked in the first place
 
Also, if you zoom in, you can see that the logo is photoshopped into the paper because the crease does not affect the logo. You would expect the logo to be folded up too, but it isnt. This to me shows that this was added in post process.
So that’s why Amber called attention to & over explained her folding the document. She tells on herself all the time.
 
Amber is a great example of why when little kids discover lying it should not be tolerated. No matter how cute you think a little 4 year old is when they're gleefully spinning some yarn, they need to be taught how bad that is. Unless you want to create another #Amberlynn, I guess.
 
So that’s why Amber called attention to & over explained her folding the document. She tells on herself all the time.
Not really. The picture he is referring to in his post is one that I made in 5 minutes using Word to show how easily it could have been faked. It wasn’t photoshopped. The image I used was taken from Google images. I printed the page and took a picture of it. Why the image doesn’t look folded could simply be an optical illusion or just the angle of the picture.
 
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