Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Anti Pickle Serum]

"We're out of Little Debbie snack cakes, eat an apple."

Poor baby Amber was never the same.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

One of Amber's best known traits is laziness. Why put in the 'effort' to film, do what passes in her mind for editing & upload when your view numbers are still acceptable? She's still averaging 70k+ views per day; so bother putting in effort?

Bare minimum effort. Or, no effort at all. It's all the same to her.

Frankly, if she's going to stick to her tried & true low effort offerings, I'd just as soon she didn't upload. ANY of her eating uploads, I find revolting - a beyond morbidly obese individual stuffing her gob with manners worse than an unschooled toddler. No thanks.

People who experience misophonia have to mute that shit.

She has no idea how to do a proper clothing haul - can't display the clothing, properly describe attributes of items or give any info of value to potential shoppers.

They all look like tents anyhow.

Her other hauls? More fun to spend an hour or two window shopping at a dollar store - I can look at what I want without having to listen to her dismal use of what should be her native tongue.

I doubt many adults have retained any interest in hearing about her typical activities; most of which can be performed with more genuine enthusiasm & skill by a few trained monkeys.

They don't. Everyone's just hoping for something to go spectacularly wrong.

She's surrounded by a rich variety of scenes & potential outings she could show us, a ton of activities nearby even with coof restrictions but she has not the intelligence, intellectual curiosity or imagination to put together something interesting for her viewers.

Lazy and fat is the only way she goes through life.

So I conclude... periods of ennui filled upload voids from her punctuated by more of the same crap. I'll leave that to her blinkered professional haters to chunter about & will happily ignore them as well - they're about as devoid of brains, judgement or reason as she is,

Some of them are damn funny, and I'll still watch them.

 

[dfranki723]

She's been watching too many movies.
She'll soon tell us all how a top dollar hypnotist managed to bring all of these never before known traumatic incidents to the forefront of her memory, that funnily enough will give a perfect excuse as to why she is a useless cunt. Maybe she'll magically remember getting rid of Dusty's cat too?

Whenever she says bullshit like this, I wonder does she say these things to Becky too? Is ALR delusional to the point of playing this game in real life or is it just for the internet? Becky is obviously in on some stupid things but does she believe these tales?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She failed on mukbang day. What the hell? That's the one video type she should be capable of putting out on a regular basis. It's not like she stopped eating, there is no excuse for not filming. FFS it's not like she'd even have to come up with an idea for something to talk about, she could just peruse social media and see what everyone else is talking about and parrot those points like she did with her BLM video. How hard would it be to stuff her face while gloating that the Cheeto got banned off all social media? You would think that would be a fun thing for her to do. How lazy can this bitch get?

Pretty damn, it seems.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I mean...

 

[draculasestateagent]

Umm, okay?

 

[Peachtea18]

Umm, okay?
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Am I just delusional from being sick, or is this fucking funny?

 

[Autisticats]

Am I just delusional from being sick, or is this fucking funny?

Yeah it killed me too, was scrolling through her pity party and almost pissed myself.

how often does she smell meth, did one of the fags have a secret habit?

 

[HissingBastard]

Umm, okay?
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I think this is the first time I've actually laughed with Amber and not at her.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

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So just to clarify, she'd like the ability to rewind her life so that she can re-experience trauma that she's "subconsiously" forgotten about.

Totally legit & typical. 10 out of 10 victims said they’d give anything to return to the moments of terror that shattered their spirit & forever changed their reality. This doesn’t sound At all like a girl who wants to see some real shit and then recount it as her own ‘story’

 

[Pippeyy]

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So just to clarify, she'd like the ability to rewind her life so that she can re-experience trauma that she's "subconsiously" forgotten about.

Does anyone else remember the video she made a few years ago (Krystal era, maybe?) where she says her dad would stand her in the corner, spit a bunch in her face and call her every fat name in the book? Then her brother decided to join in and would do that plus hit her? My point is she had zero trouble remembering all her “past trauma” when she was trying to get pity when she started vlogging. She made several videos about it. I think instead of people catching her changing stories she has decided she forgot them all.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Umm, okay?
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So.... I guess Amber's been around meth a lot since childhood? How else would it remind her so much?
This woman never thinks before putting anything out onto the internet..

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Spoiler: On Mookbongs

She doesn't believe she does "mook-bongs" because she's been labeling them as "taste tests" and only showing the daintiest of nibbles before hoovering down 200+ calories. Anyone feel like counting? (You can probably just look at the number of thumbnails she chose of her shoveling something into her gaping maw.)

Spoiler: On Weigh-In Wednesday

No weigh-in video this week. Because she already weighed herself and she went "up a pound", so why even alert her YouTube followers of that or keep any semblance of a "schedule"?

 

[Meygen]

Am I just delusional from being sick, or is this fucking funny?

Also found this hilarious but us Brits have a warped sense of humour


Here's another gem

 

[Bilibin]

Also found this hilarious but us Brits have a warped sense of humour

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Here's another gem

Huh.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I saw a youtube comment saying she was playing that cookie game all day yesterday

That's lesbian code. Don't ask.

 

[ADHD]

She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

So, her new schedule of M-W-F is amputated of the Friday vlogs since her mental issues do not let her film mukbangs and of the Wednesday ones since she is gaining weight. Therefore, her schedule is now once a week on Mondays unless something else happens. I would love to have a job that would let me go to work only when I feel like it.

 

[marjoram]

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She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

Yeah, she gained a pound here, and a pound here, and a pound here, and oh yeah, and a pound back there, and pound.....

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Spoiler: On Mookbongs

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She doesn't believe she does "mook-bongs" because she's been labeling them as "taste tests" and only showing the daintiest of nibbles before hoovering down 200+ calories. Anyone feel like counting? (You can probably just look at the number of thumbnails she chose of her shoveling something into her gaping maw.)

Spoiler: On Weigh-In Wednesday

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No weigh-in video this week. Because she already weighed herself and she went "up a pound", so why even alert her YouTube followers of that or keep any semblance of a "schedule"?

People don't normally throw their uploading schedule over a single pound. I think she knows she's gaining again and she knows people will call her out on it. Especially with the sheer amount of food it would require for someone over 500 pounds to even meet that calorie requirement.