Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
The OF might doubly be a safety net; if she somehow gets demonetized or even YouTube becomes too much for her lazy ass, she might fall back on taking a couple nasty pictures of herself and call it a day.
I don’t know how many sheckles people are willing to give to this beast. :cryblood:
 
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Amber acts like she doesn’t know she’s a gross Cthulhu monster. Everyone deserves love, I believe that, but I don’t wanna see it if you’re not a fit 20 something & everything is where it’s supposed to be. I can’t imagine her being a sexual woman, even in a fever induced, NyQuil overdose where I’m seeing multicolored Fantasia elephants dancing around my living room. Well, I guess I don’t need imagination anymore, we have only fans now. Lucky us. Thx Amber.
 
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I wonder if she is actually going to post anything *publicly* that her subscribers will all be able to see. Surely she is too afraid of leaks and will make people pay even more for each nude in DMs? The worst part is that she will 100% find feeders to pay for it.
 
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It's blatantly obvious that she's competing with The Fridge with this mess. Well, since Density dumped her ass, actually. The backhanded comments, fake "awwww, so pretty", the buying of her friendship/Density's love, the engagement situation, and now OF. She, of course, would post some inkling of content just as Dana starts posting hers. Pathetic attempt at self-validation, if you ask me. Like she wants to have a "Am I prettier than her" contest via the internet.
 
Amber acts like she doesn’t know she’s a gross Cthulhu monster. Everyone deserves love, I believe that, but I don’t wanna see it if you’re not a fit 20 something & everything is where it’s supposed to be. I can’t imagine her being a sexual woman, even in a fever induced, NyQuil overdose where I’m seeing multicolored Fantasia elephants dancing around my living room. Well, I guess I don’t need imagination anymore, we have only fans now. Lucky us. Thx Amber.
In the past, Amber has said that "[she's] pretty and that's all that matters." Also, in a somewhat recent video, I think it was around the time they got that giant "meeeer" to decorate the new place, she said that in her mind, she does not see herself as large as she really is. I think she really doesn't believe she's a gross Cthulhu monster. I can't wrap my head around how that's possible, but I also can't wrap my head around a 500lb 30 year old woman who wears her hair in mini-bunches and stupid teenager clothing.
 
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Amber acts like she doesn’t know she’s a gross Cthulhu monster. Everyone deserves love, I believe that, but I don’t wanna see it if you’re not a fit 20 something & everything is where it’s supposed to be. I can’t imagine her being a sexual woman, even in a fever induced, NyQuil overdose where I’m seeing multicolored Fantasia elephants dancing around my living room. Well, I guess I don’t need imagination anymore, we have only fans now. Lucky us. Thx Amber.
She would be the hippo butts that come in after the elephants in fantasia. Also it's robittusin that brings the elephants, nyquil just gets you drunk. You need a bottle that only contains dextromethorphan as the main ingredient so you don't die. Nyquil helped kill heath ledger stay away from that, plus he had no elephants, shitty way to go.
 
Like she wants to have a "Am I prettier than her" contest via the internet.
Very much my take on it, too. Although using the word "pretty" with either of these two retarded deathfats should only be in the context of "pretty fucking disgusting."
 
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No fucking thank you, you loon. For 77 dollars a month, I can spend it on heat and ruin my brain in a far more productive manner.
 
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