Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[krazy orange cat]

Three times a month get access to something I have written, whether it be poetry, a quote, journal entry, short stories, etc.

Journal entry: February 2, 2021
Started a patreon!

Poem:
I heard the wind
I heard the rain
I went to sleep
My life is pain

Quote: "You're all dispektful pieces of shit."

There's the type of kwality kontent I expect the fatberg to put out, and I'm probably overestimating the effort she will put in.

 

[shameful existence]

If someone actually paid for Rebecca's art, I can see why Amberlynn thinks she can sell her writings.

 

[marjoram]

JFC, a fuckin' Patreon.

Bitch has no shame, obvi. Patron of WHAT? Seeing how much she can eat at one feeding? Al does nothing. Al creates nothing. Al IS nothing. But yeah, pledge her your money because something, something, she deserves it.
And the idiots will fucking DO it.

Yes, I am MOTI.
Oh well.
I need a damn drink.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I can't imagine that many people would spend $20 a month to support Amber's favorite poet, Amberlynn Reid. She'd probably clean up if her lowest tier was $5 or less, all the idiots who spend that -and more - on superchats would sign up.

I'm sure we all know how this is going to go: not enough people will sign up for her to feel like it's worth her time, plus she's lazy. She won't follow through with anything, but it won't be her fault because "muh mentulz"

 

[Squid Bitch]

Let's get personal.

$20 per month:

-Access to personal Q&As randomly. Ask me LITERALLY ANYTHING.
...
-One on one communication. Send me a private message. Let's talk! I will reply to every single message.

As we've seen from the retards on the Haydur facebook groups, she pretty much already does respond to any idiotic messages she receives. Why does she think anyone in their right mind would pay for her to answer/respond to things when she can be easily baited into doing just that free of charge?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Twenty bucks a month is the lowest tier for access to her writing! Laughing my fucking ass offff! I can’t wait to see which FB loser buys it. Will Ash Leigh allow it to be posted or will she have an aneurysm about this too?

REPOSTING PRIVATE PATREON TITTIES IS A HIGHLY ILLEGAL CLASS 1 FELONY!!!!!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"every single day" - the only thing she does every single day is eat. There is no way she is going to post every single day.

Daily guided journal prompts still has me giggling.

 

[Bilibin]

"every single day" - the only thing she does every single day is eat. There is no way she is going to post every single day.

Daily guided journal prompts still has me giggling.

I was thinking the same. She struggles to film once a week, how will she manage to get on and make/post writing prompts every day? Would be interesting if she ends up plagiarizing from all those writing prompt books she buys and never uses.

Some of these come off as bait for those who dislike here. The ask me anything and DM perks seem very much geared towards hate watchers more than supporters considering they seem reassure that you can ask "ANYTHING" and she will reply to every single DM. Interesting if she's trying to go down the troll rout.

 

[smallmilk]

Guys, remember when Amber bought a thong in her last haul? Do you think if was for OF?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I need a damn drink.

Make mine a double. Thanks!

 

[McBoogerBall]

Looks like Amber bit the bullet and made a Patreon, any Farmers willing to pay 20-80 dollars for shitty poetry and a conversation with the lady herself?

 

[Buttfvckitvs Maximvs]

Absolutely, which is what I was thinking initially. But if you’re just following people there’s no point in uploading a nude as your header & using your real name. She’s either going to upload or she’s just doing this for attention

I really hope she doesn't post anything my eyes are already damaged from seeing Nikocados "content" if i saw amber doing something sexual i would go fully blind.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I really hope she doesn't post anything my eyes are already damaged from seeing Nikocados "content" if i saw amber doing something sexual i would go fully blind.

Let's just hope she doesn't try to get Becky in on the action.

 

[krazy orange cat]

"every single day" - the only thing she does every single day is eat. There is no way she is going to post every single day.

Daily guided journal prompts still has me giggling.

I wouldn't put it past her to use a site like this - Public Diaries to lift content.

 

[funtimesrun56]

REPOSTING PRIVATE PATREON TITTIES IS A HIGHLY ILLEGAL CLASS 1 FELONY!!!!!

If you alter the picture in some way like a blur or bar is it still illegal? I know reposting only fans content is a copyright infringement but if you alter it in some way is that a good enough loophole?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

If you alter the picture in some way like a blur or bar is it still illegal? I know reposting only fans content is a copyright infringement but if you alter it in some way is that a good enough loophole?

It's not illegal. No loophole required.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If you scroll down on her patreon page, you'll see that three suckers have signed up for her bullshit. So yes, an idiot is born every minute.

Join me, gorls. I have Smirnoff Recipe 21 here. Mixed with Diet Coke, it smashed you between the eyeballs good and hard in no time flat.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I can't imagine that many people would spend $20 a month to support Amber's favorite poet, Amberlynn Reid. She'd probably clean up if her lowest tier was $5 or less, all the idiots who spend that -and more - on superchats would sign up.

I'm sure we all know how this is going to go: not enough people will sign up for her to feel like it's worth her time, plus she's lazy. She won't follow through with anything, but it won't be her fault because "muh mentulz"

Unless Amber gets hundreds of subscribers and many thousand$ per month doing this, it's not worth her putting in any effort. She can do one lazy Youtube stream per month and get $500+ in superchats. Zero chance this lasts.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Zero chance this lasts.

Agreed. Fucktard can't even produce a reasonable video on Utubes. But wants $77 a month for her innermost diarrhea?

Yeah, that'll happen. NOT.

 

[pot of sneed]

I dunno, there's enough idiots and paypigs out there to willingly feed a grifting pig like Amberlynn Reid.