Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,634 74.4%

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Pretty sure this is what Amber sees when she looks in the mirror.
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She has definitely crossed the 600 pound mark.

Also, people who are truly badass don't need to wear an article of clothing they can squeeze into (not well, and not something they couldn't zip up if necessary) and make a stupid video about how they are so very badass. They could likely manage to catch all the hair they're flipping, too. The bitch part, though, is spot on.

So, Big Al, yet another fail in an entire lifetime of them.
 
But is the lease up? The video "first grocery haul in new home" was Jul 15, 2020. And evictions take waaaay too long for her to have to be kicked out right now.

Also disagree about bed being repo'd, cause has Amber ever bought anything from Aaron's? There's a certain kind of person that buys stuff from there and it's not someone who spends 700USD on perfume.
Maybe she decided to break the lease early. I could see people doing that if income slips below what would be required to keep the apartment, I've seen some listings where the landlord required potential tenets to have a certain level of income per year. If that is the case at the Henry, then I could see Amber checking out new places when her YouTube income started to dip and making preliminary preparations.
 
I wonder if this subfourm is long for this world. Amber's online presence has rapidly declined after leaving the shanty and she now uploads weekly at best. I remember during the 100 days of uploading things moved super fast as people tried to untangle the timeline, now most of her videos only get a few pages, mostly dedicated to complaining about how boring she is.

Chantal has truly become queen deathfat.
 
I wonder if this subfourm is long for this world. Amber's online presence has rapidly declined after leaving the shanty and she now uploads weekly at best. I remember during the 100 days of uploading things moved super fast as people tried to untangle the timeline, now most of her videos only get a few pages, mostly dedicated to complaining about how boring she is.

Chantal has truly become queen deathfat.
Agreed. She posted a video after one week and there's all sorts of speculation about if Becky dumped her and there's still not that much discussion. As for Chantal, we're all watching because we're waiting for her to die on camera.
 
I don't know why I'm feeling this way, but I feel like something big is coming (gross, no pun intended). It probably has to do with the lack of Becky and the pets, and the TikTok she put out with the empty bedroom behind her. Though with how boring she's been lately I'm probably just being optimistic.
 
I'm not familiar with tiktok. Are the hashtags on her latest video referring to a challenge she is completing? In my mind "for you page" means she is recording these for someone named Page. Is this her new friend? #fyp
fyp: the stuff that we (the app) are recommending FOR YOUR PAGE
yeah it's literally the ""for you" page", but it's FOR YOU.
i think of it as the front page for you
also "page" isn't a name. paige is a name.
 
I'm not familiar with tiktok. Are the hashtags on her latest video referring to a challenge she is completing? In my mind "for you page" means she is recording these for someone named Page. Is this her new friend? #fyp
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or if you’re 90 years old but either way the name Paige is spelled with an i (or a y if your mom is a slut)
 
fyp: the stuff that we (the app) are recommending FOR YOUR PAGE
yeah it's literally the ""for you" page", but it's FOR YOU.
i think of it as the front page for you
also "page" isn't a name. paige is a name.
Just to add onto this, the reason she's hash tagging the fyp is that she's hoping that she makes it on the fyp through the tag algorithm similar to how Instagram and YouTube uses it.. the fyp would be like YouTube's trending page.. only the best, hottest, top influencers make it there

That's the most cringe inducing, most pathetic part of this whole thing... not only does she lack the self awareness to know that she shouldn't be on a platform where kids half her age are competing to become models/influencers as a 30+ year old atrociously aesthetically displeasing 8 layer gunt cake, but she seems under the genuine delusion that she is in fact, one of the very hot, thin, up and coming influencers half her age

Trending tik tok videos follow a formula where everyone does the same song.. the first half is the set up for the joke/challenge/reveal, which you show whenever the song beat drops. So in this case it'd be the "walk, walk, walk"part and just to give everyone an idea of the kind of users that are also doing this trend (at the reveal):

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Compared to Big Al's (at the reveal):
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I almost think maybe she doesn't watch other videos but how is that possible if she's following all these trends. I can only conclude that, in her mind, she thinks she is objectively fucking smoking hot, and not like the fat in her body has reached a blubbery tipping point and has begun collapsing on itself, and is in the process of sucking her giant moon head into it. Some may call this delusional
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I suppose she's made peace with agreeing to disagree
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the fyp would be like YouTube's trending page.. only the best, hottest, top influencers make it there
If only that was how it worked, If you dont have an account or interact with any videos thats what its like.
When you do itll become super specific and taliored. you only like tranny videos all youll get is tranny and tranny adjacent videos.
Theres were "challanges" or a trend on youtube where people would try to make it onto "gay tiktok" or similar as fast as possible by liking videos on their for you page.

Its the ultimate echo chamber, you wont even see videos of people you follow their videos dont match what tiktok thinks you really like.
 
If only that was how it worked, If you dont have an account or interact with any videos thats what its like.
When you do itll become super specific and taliored. you only like tranny videos all youll get is tranny and tranny adjacent videos.
Theres were "challanges" or a trend on youtube where people would try to make it onto "gay tiktok" or similar as fast as possible by liking videos on their for you page.

Its the ultimate echo chamber, you wont even see videos of people you follow their videos dont match what tiktok thinks you really like.
Right, to be clear, that's all in theory. Similarly, youtube's recommendation algorithm is known to radicalize users, the aggressive funneling to an echo chamber just because they happen to click on some adjacently related video to what they're interested in one time
 
I don't know why I'm feeling this way, but I feel like something big is coming (gross, no pun intended). It probably has to do with the lack of Becky and the pets, and the TikTok she put out with the empty bedroom behind her. Though with how boring she's been lately I'm probably just being optimistic.
I remember hearing a dog barking in one of her most recent videos so I doubt Becky and the animals are gone. Amber's probably just too fucking fat now to move around and harass any of her pets.
 
Is there any truth to the rumor that Becky "hid" her relationship status on FacFacebook
Well, going on to Beckys Facebook, she doesn't have a profile picture with Amber, and going into "more info' I can't see her relationship status, so yep.
The only acknowledgement is that in her bio she has 'Taken' with some gay emojis and a Public post with Amber tagged in dating February 12th

Edit : Amber also has hers hidden too.
 
Well, going on to Beckys Facebook, she doesn't have a profile picture with Amber, and going into "more info' I can't see her relationship status, so yep.
The only acknowledgement is that in her bio she has 'Taken' with some gay emojis and a Public post with Amber tagged in dating February 12th

Edit : Amber also has hers hidden too.
Break up saga imminent??
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Becky was gone and Amber had a new butler already. Every single gf she has ever had overlapped each other, except the few short days before she found Becky. Every gf she's ever had she moved in with them the first time they met, usually after moving several states away to live with them.
The only reason she is with Becky is because she had a house for her to live in, and a car to drive her around in. Those are the only two qualifications she looks for in a gf.
 
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