Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Luna Mothews]

Spoiler

I love conspiracylynn

 

[Retarded Potato]

And we know how thorough her researches are. She probably read three books where the word “moon” was mentioned. Ta-dah, scientistlynn.

 

[pot of sneed]

Like how she did hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of research into Jenny Crayg but failed it every time, hah!

 

[shameful existence]

I love conspiracylynn

I think she gets this stuff from Rebecca "I see UFO's, I think aliens" Williams.
I still much prefer Conspiracylynn to most other Lynns. And it's not like she's going to chase after and harass Buzz Aldrin or something.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She probably read three books where the word “moon” was mentioned.

And thought they were talking about her face.

 

[majimapiss]

phew our GORL is angry someone pointed out the discoloration, atleast I agree she trys to hide and cover up the discoloration and pretends its not there, she's not gonna live past 35 I know it, she'd be lucky to hit 40.

 

[dfranki723]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the discolouration was due to her inability to clean herself properly. It's just built up dirt and food juices staining her tent flesh.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

To be fair, she's had that discoloration for yearsssss

 

[AmberAlert]

View attachment 2046912phew our GORL is angry someone pointed out the discoloration, atleast I agree she trys to hide and cover up the discoloration and pretends its not there, she's not gonna live past 35 I know it, she'd be lucky to hit 40.

Daaaamn pig MAD.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Daaaamn pig MAD.

If my skin looked like Hamber's, I'd be seeking the advice of a medical professional. No doubt we all would.

Her spiral to death, willfully ignoring all the obvious symptoms, while still thinking she's so sexy and she knows it... color me completely fucking amazed.

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

View attachment 2046912phew our GORL is angry someone pointed out the discoloration, atleast I agree she trys to hide and cover up the discoloration and pretends its not there, she's not gonna live past 35 I know it, she'd be lucky to hit 40.

Lol this cunt is so stupid...I mean we already knew it but she’s confirming it again and again.

She was anemic because of her period. They yeeted her uterus a year ago. Plenty of time to regenerate.

If she has a vitamin D deficiency, I wouldn’t doubt it for a second. But take a goddamn pill you unwashed swine.

And menopause doesn’t cause jaundice Amberlynn. But it causes bone density loss so it’s really a great idea to put on those pounds. A bad fall and her breaking a bone that would be something new...

 

[Owlflaps]

View attachment 2046912

Okay, we believe you gorl, lol. Never mind the fact that Amberlard has been slathering on trough's worth of makeup and acting like a cunt for the past several videos. I love how she also brings up her health problems as a deflection, like you're supposed to feel sorry that she has gross dark knuckles.

 

[Witch Bitch]

If my skin looked like Hamber's, I'd be seeking the advice of a medical professional. No doubt we all would.

Her spiral to death, willfully ignoring all the obvious symptoms, while still thinking she's so sexy and she knows it... color me completely fucking amazed.

Youd get to a medical professional long before hamber. You wouldnt wait till your vag exploded all over your leggings. Most people wouldn't. The majority wouldn't get cancer before their 30s linked to obesity that requires organ removal, and continue to fucking gain weight.

 

[Xenomorph]

she finally admitted fatty liver looking like Waigu Beef

 

[dingobaby]

Amber's channel was fueled from the start on chaos and spectacle. What kind of chaos does she have now, in front of sterile white walls and plastic leaves compared to the insanity that was downing Twinkie into toxic lake and the Wommart scooter touch-fests and all. She can flout any scale numbers she likes but damn, the quality of life now says all.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

she finally admitted fatty liver looking like Waigu Beef

Don't you mean foi gras? Anyway, fatty liver is often a precursor and can progress to non-alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver if it's not treated eventually. And what is one of the treatments for it? Losing weight.

She is not doing herself any favors by avoiding the emotional things that make her overeat. If emotional things and traumas were easy for even other people to deal with then there wouldn't be people drinking themselves to death, blowing all of their money on gambling, doing drugs, etc. Just about most people in these situations even like having to deal with this stuff in their own lives. But there are also people putting on their adult pants every day and getting help before it kills them.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Don't you mean foi gras? Anyway, fatty liver is often a precursor and can progress to non-alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver if it's not treated eventually. And what is one of the treatments for it? Losing weight.

She is not doing herself any favors by avoiding the emotional things that make her overeat. If emotional things and traumas were easy for even other people to deal with then there wouldn't be people drinking themselves to death, blowing all of their money on gambling, doing drugs, etc. Just about most people in these situations even like having to deal with this stuff in their own lives. But there are also people putting on their adult pants every day and getting help before it kills them.

Don't you mean foi gras? Anyway, fatty liver is often a precursor and can progress to non-alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver if it's not treated eventually. And what is one of the treatments for it? Losing weight.

She is not doing herself any favors by avoiding the emotional things that make her overeat. If emotional things and traumas were easy for even other people to deal with then there wouldn't be people drinking themselves to death, blowing all of their money on gambling, doing drugs, etc. Just about most people in these situations even like having to deal with this stuff in their own lives. But there are also people putting on their adult pants every day and getting help before it kills them.

Either one could work. Foi gras is more to the point cause it’s literally a deformed liver from forced over eating, but waigu is a type of beef that is super marbled. The fat is distributed thru the whole cut of meat. These animals live in luxury to achieve this. They get massages and fed beer. None of this matters btw. I just felt like pointing out that you’re bolth right. I’ve seen fights erupt on this board over less. I hope that doesn’t happen this time. Amber can be a silly goose or a lazy cow. They’re bolth funny.

 

[Valhalla]

Amber gassed her up back when she was hocking those terrible ass boxes to look like NES and SNES systems. Then she started tracing Narutard and Amber fake as all fuck gassing her up SO TALENTED BAAAABE SO GUUUUD

Only reason Amber ever does that is so people don’t get on her for not being a supportive gf. Lol

View attachment 2046912phew our GORL is angry someone pointed out the discoloration, atleast I agree she trys to hide and cover up the discoloration and pretends its not there, she's not gonna live past 35 I know it, she'd be lucky to hit 40.

thing is Amber STILL thinks she’s not going to die early. I’m convinced she thinks she’s going to get her “miracle WLS” and be a skinny legend, be bffs with Trisha paytas, and have everyone praise her for her big achievement. Well, amber your narc delusions are not your real life. Which will be over sooner than you realize. Watch her need an amputation or something here in the next few years. That MAY break her delusion, but idk Amber is all about getting what Amber wants.

 

[dfranki723]

Watch her need an amputation or something here in the next few years. That MAY break her delusion

Nah, that'd be everyone else's fault.
Or it'd be due to her trauma, definitely not down to her being a fat fuck.
I truly believe her delusional beliefs will always remain intact.

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

I'd believe our gorl has fatty liver. I also believe she self diagnosed herself with fatty liver because she been watching a hell of a lot of Chadtal and copying her.