Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Been here since page <25 and wow, its been a while and I can’t believe she is still alive lmao

"Alive" is a generous description for our gorl.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

R.A.P.E, rain and petals eavesdrop she did use the right word!

Good thing I was able to capture this because this will not stay up for very long...

 

[Dainty Ellbees]

"Alive" is a generous description for our gorl.

What do you mean our gorl is liveeeen.

 

[mekalekahi]

I dont believe this for a second. Do we truly believe Becky williams will turn into a reid? And amber wont change to a William shes too controlling.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I dont believe this for a second. Do we truly believe Becky williams will turn into a reid? And amber wont change to a William shes too controlling.
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They'll just do the stupid hyphenated thing -- Reid-Williams. That way, neither of the two slobs has to compromise themselves.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I dont believe this for a second. Do we truly believe Becky williams will turn into a reid? And amber wont change to a William shes too controlling.
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Amber’s name is her brand, though. So either Becky becomes Becky Reid or Fat Al becomes Amberlynn Williams legally but keeps Reid professionally (lol). If they really need the same name, hyphenating it would be the best compromise. Or did they could ditch the archaic notion of women changing their names.

Regardless, we’re all in agreement this marriage isn’t happening, right?

 

[peach tea]

Amber’s name is her brand, though. So either Becky becomes Becky Reid or Fat Al becomes Amberlynn Williams legally but keeps Reid professionally (lol). If they really need the same name, hyphenating it would be the best compromise. Or did they could ditch the archaic notion of women changing their names.

Regardless, we’re all in agreement this marriage isn’t happening, right?

You also don’t have to change your name, at least not in my state. You get separate paper work that you have to submit in order to change your social security information and it doesn’t change until that paper is filed. Then you get your marriage certificate with your new name.

There’s also hyphenating and just using your old name publicly. She has options but she’s never gonna go through with it so it doesn’t matter lel

 

[D_Tractor]

Becky Reid will ride Amber's coat tails to the grave. Then she will find another person who will give her a home and Dollar Tree presents in exchange for chauffeuring and wiping every surface in the house down with a sock soaked in bleach.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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“Social media is my job” she says, posting only the stupidest most inane bullshit content she can, all the while holding anything remotely interesting over our heads and refusing to talk about it.
When is this fucker going to learn that if you don’t want to talk about it then whatever, who cares, but you can’t also vaguepost and piss everyone off and not expect to get shit talked.

Translation: as usual, this outstanding, great thing only existed in her fat head.

Interesting how she dismisses education, credentials, and professional opinions when it's convenient, but then also...

I'd totally trust some strip mall shrink who diagnosis someone with not one, but multiple serious mental illnesses on an initial, 50 minute consult and assessment. Sure, LiarLynn. You are not OCD or OCDP. But we all know you have to have something to blame all your shitty behavior on, because accountability and responsibility if for suckers, right?

I dont believe this for a second. Do we truly believe Becky williams will turn into a reid? And amber wont change to a William shes too controlling.
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No you won't. And if you do, we know damn well you're not going to be the one to change your last name, NarcLynn.

One: Sasqatch sighter: learn how to use your goddamned phone properly for video, and ffs, learn how to focus on the subject.

Two: "My highest weight was 572.4", my ass. And Becky has lost weight? No.

Three: flags on scootypuffs make it easier to spot them in the parking lot when lazy shitbags like Big Al use them and then just leave them sitting in random places and they have to be collected.

 

[stronkwonk]

I figure that Becky is going to take Amberlynn's last name upon Amberlynn's insistence, because she sees herself as the dominant one in the relationship.

 

[boner_alert]

Becky Reid will ride Amber's coat tails to the grave. Then she will find another person who will give her a home and Dollar Tree presents in exchange for chauffeuring and wiping every surface in the house down with a sock soaked in bleach.

100% agree that they're together til amber's greasy death does them part.. Necky was a dimwitted lazy grifter before Big Al Reid-Willams and that's what she'll be after. I used to feel some modicum of sympathy in the beginning, at the thought of someone in their early 20s literally wasting the best decade of life following around and wiping up a 600 lbs period hole, but I realized nothing of value was lost at all. It's almost like, some people are born intellectually gifted and go into medicine, engineering. Some people are artistically talented and pursue their passions in that way. Most people are born suitable for a life of 9-5, a family, grandkids, so on

It's almost as if she was bred as a prized thumb butler

And I really thought Hamber acting like she's being asked to recall a deeply painful miscarriage whenever people ask about the wedding, often curtly responding I hadn't thought about it yet (the cake, location, etc) and that she wants to keep it private....

And her never touching Becky/showing visible signs of disgust when Becky touches her and generally loathed to move out of bed when its just them, but will break out of a month long no shower spell and bounces and squeals and giggles around destiny all just rolled off Becky's back and down the rest of her thumb shaped body

But in one of the lives, I saw this:

That was brutal and it made me feel a little bad for her tbh. But also I'm growing more certain there isn't going to be a wedding. I'm certain there won't be a breakup. They're 2 blobs stuck and dependent on each other and they haven't a choice but I highly doubt Hamber is going to go through all the effort and time to do something that is a celebration of their supposed love and SUCH seXXX LIVES 10X WeEk. Which makes sense.. the way she talks with a limited vocabulary of about 200 words, half of which are mangled in pronunciation and usage, with hobbies including coloring and reading books written for middle/jr high kids, and just has absolutely nothing to show for her being an adult in her 30s, she seems exactly like the dumb basic bitch who'd been waiting her entire life to make planning her wedding her personality

But did we forget? She is 600 lbs. Even if she managed to commission a whole laundromat of Chinese immigrants to stitch together 8 wedding dresses and squeeze into it, she couldn't even walk down the aisle. Not if she's struggling to stand for more than 15 seconds without needing to lean or lay down. I mean, I know that literally being diagnosed with cancer (that medically there is a 90% chance her fat explicitly caused it) didn't scare her straight so maybe I'm expecting too much but it's got to sting to not be able to indulge all the excitement and attention weddings bring, for someone who's a vain, narcissistic, vapid aspiring bimbo like Amber is. You'd think she'd actually make an effort now to lose the weight and become more mobile so she could do more for the wedding. Not because of Becky, not even a little bit. But for all the attention, the cake and food tastings, and all the shopping for the tacky pile of shit she'd call her wedding theme, all the things our gargantuan meth baby knows and loves

But then I realized why she's not making the effort, aside from her laziness and carnal addiction to cheap carbs with salty slop. She has no friends. Besides her meth mama running a con to have Amber leave everything to her in a will, she's basically estranged from her family of methy inbreds. How is supposed to vlog or show off her wedding as a cute fun fresh professional youtuber vlogger with zero bridesmaids, and a wedding guest list totaling to 11 people including all of becky's family and dana and destiny

 

[Tramadol nights]

Dildo on a stick like they use in BDSM porn

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

I dont believe this for a second. Do we truly believe Becky williams will turn into a reid? And amber wont change to a William shes too controlling.
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hot take but I don't think they ever will get married.

 

[kebab4you]

hot take but I don't think they ever will get married.

I will take that action, within a week of Dana and Destiny going through with it they will go down to the local courthouse and sign some papers so they won't be worst.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

hot take but I don't think they ever will get married.

Of course they won't... Amber will die long before that.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Three: flags on scootypuffs make it easier to spot them in the parking lot when lazy shitbags like Big Al use them and then just leave them sitting in random places and they have to be collected.

That, and visibility so that somebody jockeying for a parking spot doesn't accidentally cream a scootypoof with or without said lardass upon it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I will take that action, within a week of Dana and Destiny going through with it they will go down to the local courthouse and sign some papers so they won't be worst.

I am in the camp that they are not getting married, but if they do, they will do it as you describe. I can't see Amber putting much effort into the ceremony, with the exception of going to Walmart and purchasing a few decorations for the flat and perhaps a sheet cake.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

That, and visibility so that somebody jockeying for a parking spot doesn't accidentally cream a scootypoof with or without said lardass upon it.

LOL. Try explaining something like that to the insurance company when Big Al and her scootypuff cave in the front end of the car. "No, seriously, there was this elephant riding that scooter with some fat butler walking behind it!"

 

[Clintonberg]

tbh I want to see a wedding picture with Amber, Becky, Destiny, Dana, Hannah, and Rafe all in one shot.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

tbh I want to see a wedding picture with Amber, Becky, Destiny, Dana, Hannah, and Rafe all in one shot.

I know technology has gotten really good at wide angle shots.... we going to place the photographer on the moon then?

Assuming becky, destiny, Dana, hannah and rage are 300lbs each which is . That's 1500lbs and with ALR it is a cool 2k lbs with change to spare... JFC.