Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Att1cusF1nch]

If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.

I'll take this on and argue the opposite. The only good thing I can think of is you'd have much more free time. If you're someone who is constructive, but also has a tough disposition so that you could handle a "bigger girl" as Chantal puts it, you'd have ample time for hobbies, learning another language, stuff of that nature. I guess you'd better have a backup plan though, because given Amber's failing health, that gravy train is short lived (imagine Amber trying to leave her YouTube channel to Becky in a will written on the back of a grease-stained Burger King wrapper).

 

[Insulin reid]

I'll take this on and argue the opposite. The only good thing I can think of is you'd have much more free time. If you're someone who is constructive, but also has a tough disposition so that you could handle a "bigger girl" as Chantal puts it, you'd have ample time for hobbies, learning another language, stuff of that nature. I guess you'd better have a backup plan though, because given Amber's failing health, that gravy train is short lived (imagine Amber trying to leave her YouTube channel to Becky in a will written on the back of a grease-stained Burger King wrapper).

If amber went tomorrow, what would becky have? They aren't married, and we don't really know if anything is in her name do we? If everything is in Becky's name because amber can't be bothered to get any real form of documentation is everything hers by default if amber suddenly subscribes to the afterlife? Becky has no income and no job experience for years now. Would the car get repossessed? Could she afford the apartment if she has no money and it's all in ambers name, bank account and all? Genuinely curious how that would play out.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

If everything is in Becky's name because amber can't be bothered to get any real form of documentation

If by documentation you mean ID, Amber has ID you stupid Facebook negroid.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

YOU HAVE LITERALLY ONE JOB!
>2 HOURS for 2 DAYS per WEEK!!
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[Owlflaps]

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Ngl, reading this slightly infuriated me. "Personal reasons" is just a euphemism for laziness, a.k.a. "MENTULS". You know she's trying to pull the wool over her paypigs' eyes. By saying she has no set time, she's trying to absolve herself of any accountability while still raking in the cash.

So to any retard Amber stans reading this:

Do NOT let her get away with this shit. Call the bitch out. Rake her piggy ass over the coals 'til it sizzles. You're entitled to spend your money how you please but YOU ARE GIVING THIS BITCH FREE HANDOUTS FFS or just keep being a fucking simp and pay her i don't care

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

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In true Fat Amber style, she is already making excuses as why she will fail. She knows she will and we know she will. Hell, even Becky knows.
I said it in another thread but it's relevant here too. People who hand over their cash to Hamberlynn get what they deserve be it a lack of content or some really cheap, trashy earrings.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It is really hard to make DSP look like a better person but this fat cunt manages it. She knew too well she was going to do this do 4 lives then fuck off and claim muh mentalz. Absolutely disgusting and she wonders why so many people hate her. Not even a public announcement either which is just wrong.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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The personal reasons are probably that she gets up at 4 or 5pm and if she has any appointments or needs to go to an office or bank, they have to be there before 6 pm. The fact that she wants to have a job such as being a receptionist is laughable.
The other issue is that she does not want to be alone, so if Becky has an appointment, or run errands, she goes with her and stays in the car.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

When Amber goes dark, it means food is going into her mouth like it's on a conveyor belt. So, I'm all for the radio silence. Amber is at her most entertaining when she's packing on pounds and lying about it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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She said in the last live that people are unhappy with her no matter what she does, so....why not set a time, Big Al, and miss that target, as usual, "personal reasons" (AKA being so lazy it makes Chantal look like a Type A person) or not?

Ngl, reading this slightly infuriated me. "Personal reasons" is just a euphemism for laziness, a.k.a. "MENTULS". You know she's trying to pull the wool over her paypigs' eyes. By saying she has no set time, she's trying to absolve herself of any accountability while still raking in the cash.

So to any retard Amber stans reading this:

Do NOT let her get away with this shit. Call the bitch out. Rake her piggy ass over the coals 'til it sizzles. You're entitled to spend your money how you please but YOU ARE GIVING THIS BITCH FREE HANDOUTS FFS or just keep being a fucking simp and pay her i don't care

I doubt any retard ambabies are reading her ("they're SO MEAN at that farms!") but yeah, if they're giving her membership money, or worse, membership money AND superchats, they should know that shit off until she gets something consistent in place.

The personal reasons are probably that she gets up at 4 or 5pm and if she has any appointments or needs to go to an office or bank, they have to be there before 6 pm. The fact that she wants to have a job such as being a receptionist is laughable.
The other issue is that she does not want to be alone, so if Becky has an appointment, or run errands, she goes with her and stays in the car.

And that after the running around, of course they will have to eat, since "I haven't ate all day." I was listening to something in the background last night while working, and one of the clips was the infamous "I use proper grammar no matter what I am doing, whether I'm writing a note to somebody, or whether I am just texting, or tweeting, no matter what it is, I just have like, a really big, like, OCD with it, it's kind of like, a perfectionist problem."

One o the Q&As I saw was that something about her just doing two lives and how lazy that was, and she replied that yes, she was doing two lives, and she was going to add one video a week to the mix. Says the person with ready made excuses about how she couldn't set times for lives. OK.

I think they meant "documentation" as in a will, or anything that indicated Big Al plans for anything in this life or after she's gone from it.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Change.org is San-Francisco (USA) based and the petitions hosted there cover a wide range of issues in a number of counties. I'm assuming the petitions suggested to you after hers are related to your location.

It's a dumb petition, either way. Link for anyone interested.

Thanks for the info! After another look I can see that the petition is "aimed at" YouTube. I am less of a silly ignorant Brit than I was before your reply.

 

[D_Tractor]

If by documentation you mean ID, Amber has ID you stupid Facebook negroid.

How do you know? I can't imagine her waddling to the DMV and waiting for hours for something she doesn't urgently need. She doesn't drive, Becky buys the alcohol, she's not registered to vote, and she never travels.

 

[idosometimes]

If amber went tomorrow, what would becky have? They aren't married, and we don't really know if anything is in her name do we? If everything is in Becky's name because amber can't be bothered to get any real form of documentation is everything hers by default if amber suddenly subscribes to the afterlife? Becky has no income and no job experience for years now. Would the car get repossessed? Could she afford the apartment if she has no money and it's all in ambers name, bank account and all? Genuinely curious how that would play out.

Becky is a legal stranger. She has no right to anything that is solely in Fat Amberts name. Becky would probably steal a lot of the little junk, but the youtube rights and bank accounts (not joint) would go to Amberlynn's loving mother. Becky would be probably be left with less than nothing. If she is on the lease, she is still responsible for paying it and any damages beyond security deposit.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

How do you know? I can't imagine her waddling to the DMV and waiting for hours for something she doesn't urgently need. She doesn't drive, Becky buys the alcohol, she's not registered to vote, and she never travels.

If anyone thinks a person can get a bank account, direct deposits in their name, medical insurance, surgery, a lease, prescriptions for controlled substances, lab tests etc. etc. ETC., without ID, then you a either a retarded adult who has never had to operate in the adult world, a retarded minor who has never had to operate in the adult world, or from Facebook.

That's how I know.

 

[Thumb Butler]

How do you know? I can't imagine her waddling to the DMV and waiting for hours for something she doesn't urgently need. She doesn't drive, Becky buys the alcohol, she's not registered to vote, and she never travels.

It's 2021. Youtube will not even let me watch "restricted" videos on my fake 2006 Youtube account without giving them my bank account and ID. I have no uploaded videos.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugy5RNt0Zznf_EjPGtR4AaABCQ

What will her excuse be? Twinkie is sick? Kidney stone passed? Hanging out in Chantal's chat?

 

[FrownyFace]

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What will her excuse be? Twinkie is sick? Kidney stone passed? Hanging out in Chantal's chat?

Ben & Jerry stopped by.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Double portions of orange chicken don't happen every day at TCF, you know. Time waits for no one, and apparently orange chicken does not, either.

Edit: from that community post, a comment:

Picking up tips on how to further wreck your channel does seem like "too busy to stream for paying members", I suppose.

 

[Squid Bitch]

What will her excuse be?

"Muh mentuhl health is just really acting up, you guize."

 

[OG Franklin Beans]

If Becky keeled over, would you be willing to take her place? Not as a lover, but as enabler, chauffer, and food getter.
PROS: You'd get free rent, free shirts and shorts and hats and probably art supplies. You could probably sneak money off of ALR and save up quite a bit.
CONS: You'd have to live with ALR.

I would think CONS would also include rectal cleaning, and fupa scrubbing.
I would rather become a meth addicted street walker, giving 3 dollar hummers to feed my addiction.