Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

So is she insinuating that Foodie Beauty is lying about her health?

oh shit unmod her chinny!

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Did she... just squirt hand soap into a bowl in her pretense to do the dishes?

Pardon me while I just hold my head and shlump away now.

 

[Xenomorph]

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This bitch is trash, I thought she was so busy i love each time she claims this she makes some fucking cringe tiktok vid.
And tbh we all know the cunt yelling in that shit meme is amber yelling at thumbtard. VERBAL ABOOSE SO FANNY GORL

 

[Retarded Potato]

Not only she proved she can’t lip sync (something a toddler can do), she also proved she doesn’t even know how to wash the dishes (BUT SHE DOES THE CHORES EVERY DAY YOU GUISE!!!). Was that even dish soap? It looks like hand soap. But again, she uses hair products as skin moisturizers, so I’m not surprised.

 

[lymphadainty]

And she still won’t show laygs

 

[Insulin reid]

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And that's why you order KFC

She feels bad but not bad enough to do anything about it.

 

[Squid Bitch]

And she still won’t show laygs

Archiving because jesus christ that hanging fat bag:

Link: https://www.tiktok.com/@rarityycat/...r_device=pc&sender_web_id=6974332717454968325

 

[McBoogerBall]

For your viewing pleasure.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Archiving because jesus christ that hanging fat bag:

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Link: https://www.tiktok.com/@rarityycat/...r_device=pc&sender_web_id=6974332717454968325

Jesus have Mercy. Why is the side Lump on the right bigger than on the left? is that her liver pushing her severe fatty self through those layers of fat? or is it just her Gunt-6-Pack. i dont think this is human anatomy anymore. the longer i look at it the more that old song takes over my mind......."Your Body is a Wonderland."

and by the way.... didt she say her Historectomy scar was huge. from her Breastbone to her Pubes? id didnt see a scar?
what is see is a 600+ Pound fatty high on Painkillers for her Kindney Stones. but hey, if they make you feel good why not take them more often? new addictions help overcome old ones quicker.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Jesus have Mercy. Why is the side Lump on the right bigger than on the left? is that her liver pushing her severe fatty self through those layers of fat? or is it just her Gunt-6-Pack

That's what she self diagnosed as a lymphoedema a couple of years ago. Liver should be on her left side...well the bulk of it should. They lift the liver to get to the stomach when they do bariatric surgery. Also it should be held in by the rib cage and that lump is below the ribcage.

and by the way.... didt she say her Historectomy scar was huge. from her Breastbone to her Pubes? id didnt see a scar?

Her hysterectomy scar is from just above her naval to public bone, so it shouldn't be visible. The scar would still be huge because her lower abdomen is huge. I think she said it was about 20", whereas it's usually only about 4-6 in average sized women.

Edit to add...that dress should have a slip with it. Guarantee it came with one but probably didn't fit as the slips are usually smaller having no fullness like the overdress part.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

That's what she self diagnosed as a lymphoedema a couple of years ago. Liver should be on her left side...well the bulk of it should.

Her hysterectomy scar is from just above her naval to public bone, so it shouldn't be visible.

thanks for the info.
you are right, the liver should be on her left side.
oh and it was the pubic bone not the chest one, got that mixed up. hmmm, her naval is somewhere under her, facing the floor i think. so unless she fell head over feet we never gonna see that scar.
Come on Becky give her a Push then.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

That's what she self diagnosed as a lymphoedema a couple of years ago.

I love that she relies on self diagnosis but then still doesn't come up with the most obvious causation.

I don’t know much about medical stuff but it's quite astonishing that she picked out a unavoidable genetic disorder that usually shows on the extremities as opposed to the core bulk of the body as the cause for this lumpy fleshy apron that she has developed.

Some extensive Google research with many many related terms did not bring up any conditions that match this apron of flesh other than her colossal body finding somewhere to store all the excess body fat. - but neither me or Amber are qualified to make this assessment anyway.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

She didn't beat shit. She didn't fight the cancer, she had doctors fight it whilst she continued to bask in her repugnant, gluttonous lifestyle.

She's not a survivor, a fighter, or anything of the like. ''Beating'' something like cancer would imply she cared enough to put effort into her recovery, y'know like actually trying to combat the cancer. Instead she chose to cry on camera, stuff her gaping maw with shit and milk the diagnosis for all it was worth.

You’re correct, there is a slip that is supposed to accompany the dress. Here’s the post I did for the dress when she first wore it a few weeks ago.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Just had a thought that makes for some interesting Amber related trivia;

The US Federal Aviation Administration has a set of rules governing what aircraft you can fly and under which type of license. One of them is known as Part 103 regulations and these regulations allow pretty much anyone to fly an aircraft in the Part 103 category without a pilots license.

The minimum requirement for a Part 103 aircraft that is powered is they must have an empty weight of less than 254 pounds.

Amber is literally twice as heavy as an entire category of aircraft.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That's what she self diagnosed as a lymphoedema a couple of years ago. Liver should be on her left side...well the bulk of it should.

In Australia livers are on the left, but in the real world known as the Northern Hemisphere, they're on the right side of the body.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

For your viewing pleasure.
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TT, I presume? What time was this?

So much for her "I thik I'm hideous" attempts at self-deprecation to get asspats and superchats (aps and scs?).

Alas, new bra, same as the old bra: ill-fitting, and uneven.

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I guess this sums up her problem quite nicely: the never addresses anything head-on. Way to contradict your "I think he's talking about Chantal" claim, too, dumbass.

We should nominate her for a Razzy, because she is simply an awful actor.

I love that she relies on self diagnosis but then still doesn't come up with the most obvious causation.

FAT.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

"I think he's talking about Chantal" claim, too, dumbass.

It's fabulous, she's so dumb that she doesn't realise that she's just outright accused Chantal of being a LAH. How does she not see that could have consequences?

 

[SquidRing]

Interesting that this Twitter account that hasn't been active since 2013 has come out of nowhere to start doting on Amber

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Keeping track of and using sock accounts would keep one busy, I suppose.