Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kitsunehime]

i would not wonder if that one Person that always donats 100 Dollar to her in the Life Stream is herself or Becky on a Sock-account
preparing it before and just click send while the Stream >.>

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Interesting that this Twitter account that hasn't been active since 2013 has come out of nowhere to start doting on Amber

Only two tweets "liked" by this account which happen to be two recent Amberlynn posts. Very odd.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Only two tweets "liked" by this account which happen to be two recent Amberlynn posts. Very odd.

As a part of his non-disclosure agreement Eric has to "engage" with her new Twitter at least twice weekly by using one of Amber's old socks.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

He knows something, that's for sure.

 

[C3PBRO]

I fixed it.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Spoiler: [BONUS: LAAYYYGS]

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I fixed it.
View attachment 2273001

You know, if her hair was blonde and poop bunned up, I'd say she's trying to relive some "I Dream of Jeannie" fantasy with that outfit. But she too ignant to even know who Barbara Eden was. (Great job on the fix!)

 

[formerfatcow]

TT, I presume? What time was this?

So much for her "I thik I'm hideous" attempts at self-deprecation to get asspats and superchats (aps and scs?).

Alas, new bra, same as the old bra: ill-fitting, and uneven.

Can't see the exact time, but it was 13 hours ago which would be around 1-2am KY time.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Can't see the exact time, but it was 13 hours ago which would be around 1-2am KY time.

So, still trying real hard on that "sleeping schedule" thing.

 

[Xenomorph]

So she HAS a sunt. A side gunt.

Nice SUNT FATTY.

 

[Janai]

becky had to record this.....

its just getting embarrassing

 

[8008135]

There's a gif out there of her slap-jiggling that giant side lump, but damned if I can find it. It was from a clothing haul in ... 2018? 2019?

 

[a dinosaur]

There's a gif out there of her slap-jiggling that giant side lump, but damned if I can find it. It was from a clothing haul in ... 2018? 2019?

Courtesy of @C3PBRO from the cursed SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!! video.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

That shirt, worn for that haul, never to be seen again. Luckily for us!

 

[Thumb Butler]

That shirt, worn for that haul, never to be seen again. Luckily for us!

Her fashion is so fast, it goes straight in the trash.

Edit: Are we sure this isn't a parasitic twin?

 

[PB4ZZZ]

Why'd she put onlyfans content on tik tok? Someone, somewhere in the world ( probably in Japan) popped a raging boner over that vid.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

He knows something, that's for sure.

Well, let’s go over what we know.
-Amber has texted/been in contact with Nik for a while.
-I don’t think Chantal has ever been in direct contact with him. (Correct me if I’m wrong on this).
-Nik posted a video heavily insinuating that ALR was lying about medical issues in January. Link to post:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nikocado-avocado-nicholas-perry.38422/post-8212256
-At that time, people speculated he was referring to her cancer because he was eating a crab (the astrological symbol for Cancer).
-Now more videos on his part with more speculation.

I really think Nik is just trolling with all this. If he actually does have information, he needs to just spill it already.

 

[Chía P.]

I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.

 

[D_Tractor]

Just had a thought that makes for some interesting Amber related trivia;

The US Federal Aviation Administration has a set of rules governing what aircraft you can fly and under which type of license. One of them is known as Part 103 regulations and these regulations allow pretty much anyone to fly an aircraft in the Part 103 category without a pilots license.

The minimum requirement for a Part 103 aircraft that is powered is they must have an empty weight of less than 254 pounds.

Amber is literally twice as heavy as an entire category of aircraft.

There is an entire thread dedicated entirely to listing all the things that she is lidurly heavier than:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-is-heavier-than.36675/

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.

So much for her being that award-winning hip hop dancer she used to be.