Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes 😂 (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.

She can't even get a bra to fit the two boobs she was born with.

Amber doing ASL. What a bilingual gorl.
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She needs to keep her nasty hands out of my third language.
 
Amazed you can tell that's ASL.

I just saw flapping meat mittens and tuned out.
Honestly I would have assumed it was just retarded interpretive dancing if she hadn't tagged it #asl

Speaking of which, can @Situation Type Deal Gorl or any other ASL speakers (are they still called speakers? 🤔) clarify whether or not she butchered it?
 
Honestly I would have assumed it was just retarded interpretive dancing if she hadn't tagged it #asl

Speaking of which, can @Situation Type Deal Gorl or any other ASL speakers (are they still called speakers? 🤔) clarify whether or not she butchered it?
I wouldn’t say she butchered it, but she didn’t use proper ASL grammar and syntax. It would’ve made more sense to tag it as PSE. She did look stupid though and I’m waiting for her to defend her “ASL” skills as another thing she picked up in her childhood like award winning dancer and soccer star.
 
Honestly I would have assumed it was just retarded interpretive dancing if she hadn't tagged it #asl

Speaking of which, can @Situation Type Deal Gorl or any other ASL speakers (are they still called speakers? 🤔) clarify whether or not she butchered it?

I agree with @icycold - ASL isn't a literal translation of exactly what's being said, as it's its own language. I'd categorize this as PSE as well. It's like using google translate to translate something from, say, Russian to English and then translating it back. At times, you can get some weird results, which you'd expect because they are two distinct languages.

How'd she do? Meh. She always reminds me of a toddler in these things, no matter what she's doing, and this is no exception. Her hands are rather high, which could be corrected if she wasn't so fat and she didn't have TRex arms.
 
TT, I presume? What time was this?

So much for her "I thik I'm hideous" attempts at self-deprecation to get asspats and superchats (aps and scs?).

Alas, new bra, same as the old bra: ill-fitting, and uneven.
You love thinking about that bra don’t you?

Come at me Autisic fags but I am starting to feel sorry for Amber. She just wants to make a little money and have fun.
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I can't, she's too funny in that last tiktok. That elderly great aunt dance she makes 😂 (think about any woman over 80 that you have seen at a party and they have these exact moves).

I hope she can find a bra for her third tit soon, it's getting really saggy and it's the only D cup one she has.
To be fair, the trend she’s following is super dumb: there’s a bunch of TikThots swaying their hips to this song while showing off their half-naked body. She did manage to make it seem like she’s having a seizure, but the original material was not much better. People that do this trend focus more on showing off their bodies than the dance itself.
Amber doing ASL. What a bilingual gorl.
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What really kills me is the facial espressions. She thinks staring into the distance embodies the sadness of the song, when in reality it looks like she’s having war flashbacks to that time Becky are her cereals without permission. Her acting talent is literally SNL-guest-starring-in-a-sketch level.
 
To be fair, the trend she’s following is super dumb: there’s a bunch of TikThots swaying their hips to this song while showing off their half-naked body. She did manage to make it seem like she’s having a seizure, but the original material was not much better. People that do this trend focus more on showing off their bodies than the dance itself.

If she did that, it'd be worthy of an OF account tat would make bank, at least at first.
 
I haven't seen it mentioned yet but Nikocado talked shit about Amberlynn yesterday again in this video (which is a Q&A):


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Someone asks him what his opinion is on the mess with Amberlynn and Foodie Beauty (he censors out him saying their names outloud but you can read his lips). He says that "one of those two is way worse than the other" because one lies about EVERYTHING including medical stuff which he finds morally wrong. He's clearly referring, yet again, to Amberlynn lying about her cancer. He also says she has a bad attitude and he doesn't think it's an act. I wonder if this triggered her yesterday before her live as well.
Remembering that Nikocado would slice off his left nut for attention it’s probably pretty fair to say he’s just stirring the pot hoping to get involved in more internet drama. Chantal is too wasted to rise to the bait so taunting Big Al is his best bet
 
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