Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Pippeyy said:
Seriously, what could be more embarrassing on her legs that could beat this huge fucking meat flap? Does she have leg meat flaps? Are they covered in wet bandaids? Do they leak all the time? Covered in sores? Show LAGGGGGSSSSSS, Fatty.
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Yeah, kind of, there are moments in older videos where you can catch a glimpse of bags of fat hanging off where her ankles should be, like a ball of fat right next to her feet.
 
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If any recent post/upload from her is indicative of how she genuinely feels about herself - that TikTok is it. How on God's green earth she could ever imagine she looks cute, hot, sexy, attractive or anything positive exposing so much lumpy lard is beyond me. No doubt there's a small kink community that might like what they see but for everyone else with 'normal' tastes? Not even close.
 
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TwinkieBooBoo said:
Is that Change.org?

Do these thick fucks realise that website is to lobby the Government of the United Kingdom into debating issues in Parliamentary sessions? Nothing more, nothing less.

For context, the next four petitions that came up after I found the petition posting were one to improve waste collection in the London borough of Camden, allow dancing at weddings under covid restrictions, ban trophy hunting in Scotland and stopping charging for disabled parking in the northern city of Newcastle.
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I assume you didn't hear about the time one of the retard haydurs, petty kitten, started a petition on change.org for Amber to cut twinkie's nails. Screenshot_20210621-191029_Samsung Internet.jpgScreenshot_20210621-191223_Samsung Internet.jpgScreenshot_20210621-191229_Samsung Internet.jpg
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Mollywhoppin said:
Her obesity accentuated by a very fatty liver is all I can assume. I'm not a medical professional though so that might be a foolish thought lol
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The body's ingenious ways of figuring out how to store fat when some fatbody won't stop eating. Or, here's an alternate idea: her liver is so gigantic that her left side would look like that as well if it weren't so huge, with a matching fat deposit hanging off the left side, too.

I'm still hoping for forehead fat, though, a la the Slatons.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I'm still hoping for forehead fat, though, a la the Slatons.
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The Slatons are genetically dispositioned to be the fat heads they are. Inbreeding, who knows?

Hamber will never look like that. Genetics. And old Slappy here gives much credence to the tried and true motto of this thread --FAT.

I don't dispute that she **could have** been pretty. But that ship sailed 450 lbs ago. She still sees that "pretty" in every eye fuck of the camera. Refusing to acknowledge that 600 lbs of her is not a pretty sight for anyone.

Muh mentalz.... dey rule.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
The Slatons are genetically dispositioned to be the fat heads they are. Inbreeding, who knows?

Hamber will never look like that. Genetics. And old Slappy here gives much credence to the tried and true motto of this thread --FAT.

I don't dispute that she **could have** been pretty. But that ship sailed 450 lbs ago. She still sees that "pretty" in every eye fuck of the camera. Refusing to acknowledge that 600 lbs of her is not a pretty sight for anyone.

Muh mentalz.... dey rule.
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I'll dispute it.

Without fat, she'd still look ridiculous with her curtain-tassel earreeeens, her stupid hairbows, her lopsided eyeliner, and general trash taste.

Strip that away and she has that weird chin and definite asymmetry in her face. But I guess that's normal and on a good-hearted, intelligent person, it could easily be looked past. Her real problem is herself.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
The Slatons are genetically dispositioned to be the fat heads they are. Inbreeding, who knows?

Hamber will never look like that. Genetics. And old Slappy here gives much credence to the tried and true motto of this thread --FAT.
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Come on, man. Don't destroy my hopes and dreams in what is by far the most boring season of the Amberverse.

Slappy McGherkin said:
I don't dispute that she **could have** been pretty. But that ship sailed 450 lbs ago. She still sees that "pretty" in every eye fuck of the camera. Refusing to acknowledge that 600 lbs of her is not a pretty sight for anyone.

Muh mentalz.... dey rule.
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I'll dispute that. She would have been EveryGirl - unremarkable and unmemorable.
 
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