Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[wetcarpet]

Stay golden, PonyGorl.

 

[Janai]

4. Necky left.

did not age well

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

The only thing I can come up with is she meant to say “whole heartedly” let down. Who the hell knows with her.

She does the narc thing of using what she thinks are big complex words but in typical narc fashion doesn't check to see if the context is correct. Amber has never known herself to be wrong about something so why would she double check?

She will no doubt claim that her mom used the word in that context or that she was never taught otherwise.

I feel she was attempting to say something like "genuinely let down" but couldn't think of the right word.

At least when I want to pretend to be smarter than I am, I'll pull up a thesaurus. Unlike Amber I'll happily admit to needing a thesaurus and admit to having to spell check the word "thesaurus" due to not being a narc.

Will we get a wine raindrops stream?

Seems like it is a real breakup, based on Becky's post to IG.

The "I'm engaged, y'all!" had the same energy as the "I have a dietician, y'all!" episode. Hell, she was more interested in the makeup she was using, which makes me wonder just how long things have been going downhill for these two? And if it's been going downhill that long, why was Becky suddenly in almost every live? Was is so Big Al could keep an eye on her and keep her under her heel? I'll just go ahead and say that's probably why Big Al was doing her over the top funny fatty act and screeching like everything was the funniest thing in the world. but goddamn, Becky, have some fucking self-respect and refuse to participate in Kabuki theater next time, FFS.





I'm guessing she meant "honestly".

The thesaurus is her problem. She picks a word, randomly picks a synonym without understanding the nuance involved in the definitions, then goes along until she find a word she thinks looks smart. (Remember the cypher thing?)

To whit:

Really --> Real --> Authentic --> Right --> Appropriate --> Proper --> Fitting --> Sufficient --> Ample --> Healthy --> Healthily

Her brain was created for Newspeak. It's doubleplus ungood when it comes to grasping language.

Thanks, and I mean I actually agree with all of you about 'healthily' but it's this bit really bothering me (I just LOL'd at 'healthily')

'I want to but if I don't, I will do everything in my power to make it up to those are who healthily let down'

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Thanks, and I mean I actually agree with all of you about 'healthily' but it's this bit really bothering me (I just LOL'd at 'healthily')

I want to but if I don't, I will do everything in my power to make it up to those are who healthily let down'

Big Al: wordsmith and poetess

 

[Retarded Potato]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Amberlynn Reid. The poetry is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Young Adult novels most of the verses will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Becky’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from lesbian Wattpad literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these verses, to realize that they're not just well written- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Amberlynn Reid truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Amberlynn’s existencial catchphrase "I’m liveennnn" which itself is a cryptic reference to Amberlynn’s poem Rain and petals eavesdrop I used the wrong word. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated haydurs scratching their heads in confusion as Amberlynn’s genius unfolds itself on their Android screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norma Jean Williams tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

 

[Anal birth]

Here's to hoping she moves in with Tess Holliday in LA

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Amberlynn Reid. The poetry is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Young Adult novels most of the verses will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Becky’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from lesbian Wattpad literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these verses, to realize that they're not just well written- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Amberlynn Reid truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Amberlynn’s existencial catchphrase "I’m liveennnn" which itself is a cryptic reference to Amberlynn’s poem Rain and petals eavesdrop I used the wrong word. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated haydurs scratching their heads in confusion as Amberlynn’s genius unfolds itself on their Android screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norma Jean Williams tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

I especially love her use of repetition for emphasis. It forces the reader to reconsider what she has just said. "Ask her how she's doing and she'd probably lie and say she's fine. Ask her how she's doing and she'd probably lie and say she's fine. ASK ME HOW I'M DOEEEEEEEENN!" Here she plays with the rule of three, adding a slight variation to the phrase the final time, a point of view switch, which lets the reader in on a secret, that the poem was about her the whole time.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Reposting an updated version, for absolutely no reason.

Goodnight, sweet Cherokee prince!

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Looks like she is desperate for cash..

 

[Clintonberg]

They didn't reup their apartment lease and will probably have to move soon so you'll no doubt see her selling off a lot of her hoard.

 

[Retarded Potato]

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Looks like she is desperate for cash..

Maybe that was going to be her wedding dress, and now that she’s not getting married anymore she wants to get rid of it as soon as possible.

Or maybe she’s broke, yeah.

 

[Freckles]

Fuck me sideways... Beckela actually dumped big AL. Wonders never cease. Then again, it won't be fully over until they stop living together. Let's hope they part ways soon. Can't wait to hear the juicy details we've been denied these past years.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Maybe that was going to be her wedding dress, and now that she’s not getting married anymore she wants to get rid of it as soon as possible.

Or maybe she’s broke, yeah.

I do not think she is broke but she has gone through a lot of her savings buying impulsively such as those graphic novels. Moving will cost her a lot of money since she does not drive, and need to pay someone to do it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

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Looks like she is desperate for cash..

No way was a size 26 ever going to fit her. Wonder what she bought it for...maybe D&Ds wedding that never happened. That was as big a dream as the ombre sequinned sausage skin Chantal bought from Fashion Nova.

 

[Owlflaps]

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Looks like she is desperate for cash..

Eww. I wouldn't pay $80 for a tarp that's likely covered in cat hairs and Amber's sticky body juices, no thanks.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh my god is this her wedding dress!! Damn gorl.

 

[Owlflaps]

Lol, I hope everyone drops tea once Amber can't buy their silence anymore. I want to hear all the filthy deets from Destiny.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

They didn't reup their apartment lease and will probably have to move soon so you'll no doubt see her selling off a lot of her hoard.

She did mention in the stream that they would be selling off some stuff, so I guess we can look forward to more of this.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She did mention in the stream that they would be selling off some stuff, so I guess we can look forward to more of this.

Amber bought most of the furniture. I am not sure if she wants to move it all. Becky did not bring much, clothing and such. Becky's family will move her out quickly; not so much for Amber. Besides, who wants to buy the couch where Amber spent most of her days?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber bought most of the furniture. I am not sure if she wants to move it all. Becky did not bring much, clothing and such. Becky's family will move her out quickly; not so much for Amber. Besides, who wants to buy the couch where Amber spent most of her days?

I doubt she will want to, because she's such a drama queen. "I can't," she'll sniffle, "I can't even look at this couch without (sob) thinking of Becky! And that table," she'll say, pointing to it with one of the sausages attached to her balloon hand, "that's where we would eat our meals separately. I just don't know how I'm going to bet through this!" She breaks down, crying almost uncontrollably except for that one moment where she looks into the viewfinder and makes duck lips at herself.