Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Blathersnake]

So she is selling useless pieces of plastic and clothes and yet I haven't seen her offer up those totally real and not fake diamond engagement rings. If you are going to sell useless pieces of plastic you hoarded for money, you should sell those too as she'll have a better chance at selling those for a higher amount.

But then she would have to admit that they were fake ( unless I missed something which I could have ) she said they were so expensive and not cheap wal-mart rings.

Her pride and ego must be really hurting now. She had no care or love for Becky and yet Becky was at her beck and call for years and suddenly grew a back bone. That had to sting a bit,knowing you got someone trapped and then losing them.

Lastly cause I'm rambling.. Why do people get so dependent on someone else to the point they have to live together after a break up. I get Amber was abusive, but Becky had some freedom, and I would be willing to say that probably the boys would take her back in as would Becky's family. So why stay Becky, you are free, go frolic in some snap backs and t-shirts for 90's kid shows.

 

[Radical Sloth]

Necky is selling off her landfill sprinkles as well

 

[Janai]

more pointless shit

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Necky is selling off her landfill sprinkles as well View attachment 2312233

$75 for a bag of completely worthless Chinese plastic crap. You go, Thumb.

 

[peach tea]

Necky is selling off her landfill sprinkles as well View attachment 2312233

Fucking Shopkins? These are grown women, y’all. The kid I know that collected these, grew out of it by the time she was 11. She gave them to a kid in first grade who is, you know, the age you’re supposed to be when you collect Shopkins.

They are truly just two overgrown children. All the other shit they’ve been selling has been embarrassing, but this took it to another level for me. Jesus.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Amber selling shit is worse than when Chris but actually worse. Chris created a product for the buyer and his Amibos for example were pretty cool. You bought something with some internet history albeit insular but still cool. Amber on the other hand just sells it and thinks people are going to buy it because Amber touched it.

Gratz you look Chris look like a better businessman.

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Funny how the Amazon dot is not in the description. What a steal! Robbing bitch.

 

[Radical Sloth]

Now shes just scraping shit off her table and boxing it.

 

[Billie Ross]

Now shes just scraping shit off her table and boxing it.
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The echo isn't listed, lol, that trash doesn't worth $15, I wonder who was the sucker that bought it

 

[inquizadoor]

TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS for some stickers

And even more outrageous:


Shes really pulling a Becky and trying to sell shitty art

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber selling shit is worse than when Chris but actually worse. Chris created a product for the buyer and his Amibos for example were pretty cool. You bought something with some internet history albeit insular but still cool. Amber on the other hand just sells it and thinks people are going to buy it because Amber touched it.

Gratz you look Chris look like a better businessman.

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Funny how the Amazon dot is not in the description. What a steal! Robbing bitch.

JFC. With the exception of the Dot (which may or may not be included) this batch of loose crap looks like what you might find at the very bottom of a rarely-used desk drawer when doing Spring cleaning.
It's the kind of random stuff where you question whether the Goodwill would even want it. Who the fuck would want a likely rancid, half-used sample sized tube of hand cream, or someone's old crappy eyeshadow brush?

Looking forward to the inevitable "Mystery box of expired Optavia Fuelings", "Assorted Water Bottles" and "Like new Pioneer Woman Dishware" posts! Get that coin from those Haydurs who have more money than sense, gorl!

ETA: Holy shit that "art" wrecked me. You just KNOW some dipshit in the Haydur Nation is going to buy that. My prediction: Zachary Michael will have it framed and on his wall in 2 weeks time

 

[buttvomit]

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TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS for some stickers

And even more outrageous:
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Shes really pulling a Becky and trying to sell shitty art

looked those stickers up, she was paying anywhere between 10-30 dollars a pack for those fucking things (amazon prices). what in the actual fuck

 

[Witch Bitch]

What I want to know is how Amberlynn thinks her clothes can go for that much? There aren't many people in her weight range, 600lb is fucking huge and for the average person, it would be like wearing a circus tent. I guess she's counting on rabid fans and haydurs to buy her shit, as if there's anything to be proud of owning an overpriced trinket that once adorned an unwashed smelly behemoth.

Everyones got a kink this smelly land whales leaking body is someones

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Necky is selling off her landfill sprinkles as well View attachment 2312233

I'm almost afraid to ask: wtf are shopkins and why would anyone want them?

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I don't understand how people can spend money (actual money) on all this crap? Just to have it? What do they do with it?

Now shes just scraping shit off her table and boxing it.
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The people who re-buy this crap are even bigger morons than Hamber and Thumb.

 

[Radical Sloth]

Giving Necky a run for her money.

 

[Clintonberg]

I'm almost afraid to ask: wtf are shopkins and why would anyone want them?

Cartoon food, clothing, and furniture with faces plastered on them.

It's funny that Becky collected these while Amber collected mini-brands. It shows a very slight divide in mental maturity when it comes to their consooming addictions.

 

[Annie Adderall]

I'm almost afraid to ask: wtf are shopkins and why would anyone want them?

They are blobs of plastic with some paint that are meant to resemble cats, dogs, birds, etc. They're a few cm tall. It doesn't make sense than Amberlynn collects them because they're Gen Alpha toys and not something a Millennial would have played with in the 80s or 90s. I don't see the nostalgia draw.

If she steps on them, it'll be slightly less painful that stepping on a Lego. And by that I mean extremely painful.

 

[Chía P.]

I remember that in Density's era someone suggested to stop buying the cheap earrings and start saving for some real diamond studs that would go with everything and would hold their value if she'd ever need it in the future. Then when she would talk about buying a real LV purse I thought "ok, that somehow counts as a liquid asset because she will definitely need it in the future". But no, her gluttony knows no quality, we are talking about someone reaching super morbidly obese status by eating dry pasta and canned food soups. Now she thinks she can get her money back from pounds of recycling plastic. This was predictable but still funny

 

[Janai]

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TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS for some stickers

Planner Fanatic here Fun Fact! Those pack of stickers BRAND NEW are $20(most times retail stores have them on sale for $10) each. I’m counting 11. means all together $220(the bags are pointless).

All i’m trying to get at here, is that she is selling this junk for basically full price. And no one in their right mind would pay that much, when they could go to the store and buy all that for possibly cheaper

like those plastic stickers that don’t stick?? A pack of 50 is only $11 on amazon

 

[Clotso Coof]

Stay golden, PonyGorl.
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Jaundice coming in nicely on her neck. She should start wearing fake yellow precious stone necklaces to compliment her skin tone.

Drunklynn is best lynn.

Drunklynn to match Cokenose Chantal. Alcohol would give ALR's liver that last little push it needs, then I can finally see how yellow she's willing to turn before seeing an actual doctor.

Amber does nothing swiftly, but not this time, she is scrambling. She will move very soon, and not in a few months.

I wonder if the big push is unaffordable rent (with her food spending) or Becky making a firm deadline to stop caretaking Amber?

Without an ass wiper, dog walker and housekeeper, Amber won't make it a week. She knows it, which is why she look so panicky in her live streams (while claiming she's just in shock).

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Those sticker packs on the left are overpriced "planner sticker sets". She probably spent 20 a piece on those.

If she was smart, she'd sell each one with one of her unused journals, then write a personalized note and autograph in inside cover. She could market it as "Amberlynn Curated DIY Planner Set" and sell them for $40 a piece.