Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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The picture grid only goes up to 380. This is the only pic of a woman of that weight with Amber's height of 5'3. Amber has 200 pounds on her!

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"Lynn Ellen" looks more like Becky, minus the sped 12 yr old boy look. The pic was taken in 2006. Wonder how much bigger she is in 2021 (if she's even alive)?

To find a comparable body for Amber, we'd have to go to MSHPL or feeder porn websites.

6 months ago.
Her face is bigger now, and her skin tone much worse. I can't guess how much weight she's gained in 6 months, but she couldn't film that video today.

She looked like a whore-painted balloon float six months ago, and now she looks like the bloated corpse of a deformed hippo. Go intuitive eating!!
 
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She has betrayed me. She used to be a series of circles: round bun (on a good day) on round face on perfectly hemispheric shoulders.

Now the bun looks like something out of a dodgy 70's German porno,* the face is a rugby/football side on and below that.....well, it's just a landslide. Or lardslide.

She didn't even have the common decency to maintain the shape required for my terrible cartoons and fuck am I salty about it.

At least the butler is still a thumb.



*I'm catching up, it's prolly been mentioned. But the second live where her Warp Factor Dial was set to "maximum cuntage" that thing on top of her head was totally cocknballs. Once seen it can never be unseen.
Your descriptions of Ambers slothy, sweaty and disgusting body and diseased brain is pure kino.

I missed you my dear Clanger <3
 
No lie, I think amber wipes her ass with a loofa on a strap. Remember when Destiny pulled the loofa out of a shopping bag and said “This is for your BUTT hur hurrr” ? I think she swings it under her leg and pulls it up and saws back and forth.
 
Someone just posted this on a community post. Do 5 belows have scooty puffs? It was probably a nightmare for her to stand and speak to someone without a seat

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The OP posted the photos on Reddit

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Here is a link to the thread.
 
She was definitely more checked out in the last live. I'm waiting for her to start not being there for the lives or just telling Big Al she isn't going to do them. That would make for great content for us, with Big Al sniffling through a live, whining about Becky not being there to hold her hand, even though 90% of the videos she's done since the Becky Era began are her alone.
Someone suggested she needs Necky to set up the lights and tripod. Will be interesting to see what happens going forward.
The OP posted the photos on Reddit

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Here is a link to the thread.
Amber definitely sees herself on a level with Trisha Paytas if she feels she can be cunty with fans. Although, I can also understand some apprehension that anyone she meets might be a haydur.

Imagine being that well known, being showered with Youtube bucks and superchats but still not being able to trust interactions with your "fans".

And it's all her own doeen. It's all because of her own behaviours that she cannot trust anyone who might spill the tea. This now includes Becky of course, you can see the worry, nerves and embarrassment that Becky might reveal the truth to a past or current lah.
 
The OP posted the photos on Reddit

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Here is a link to the thread.
Ahahaaa. I assumed 5 below was a gay bar or something when I read the post above but of course it’s just the new inflation version of the dollar store and of course that’s where Big Al would muster the energy to go to.

Big Al was in a shitty mood because there was no scooty puff for her. She loves Womart, grocery stores and Target because they have free meat wagons for her to use. She’s had to cut down on her dollar store shopping because it requires walking.

Amber would definitely have her own scooty puff if they were easier to transport.
 
Someone suggested she needs Necky to set up the lights and tripod. Will be interesting to see what happens going forward.

Yep, that would have been me. We know how little effort Big Al puts into anything other than eating.

Amber definitely sees herself on a level with Trisha Paytas if she feels she can be cunty with fans. Although, I can also understand some apprehension that anyone she meets might be a haydur.

Based on just her like/dislike ratios alone, she should presume that ANY person who recognizes her in public will be a haydur.

 
These pictures are from 2018 and 2019. Based on the length of her arms and the size/projection of her shelf ass, girl ain't been wiping her own ass or junk unaided for quite some time.

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Can we just take a moment to really observe those calves from at least two years ago ? How inhumane are they today ?
 
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