Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KiwiKunt!!]

I think it was Eric's birthday on the 31st August. I am not sure about Ricki's but it was Dana's birthday a few days ago

Amber was insistent that the boys were obsessed with her and yet have they even met Jade?

Destiny and Dana are so far out of the Amberverse that Destiny said 'Why the hell are you calling me?' and the conversation or lack of was uncomfortable.

Becky was giving short clipped answers because she just wanted to get off the phone and 'I love you' was just a bog standard sign off

Jade Francis seems like the more likely candidate with the confirmation of having braids. ALR described Wipey if a previous stream as having braids and as having a "great smile."

This Jade Francis appears to have braids. Also, the way her mouth is and the way her smile shape is definitely distinctive. ALR did say her smile was a defining feature of Wipey.

I hope so. They seriously hate her and only put up with her for becky. You can not change my mind
Also who would want her around after she admitted that she wanted to make out with Eric?

Becky was on the stream that day for (Lint Licker Tue 31st) ) after a weekend at (Friends)

Amber was a total arsehole about Becky when she was not there so the community were surprised not only to see her in a friendly upbeat stream with Amber

But then Thursdays stream (Blueberry Lemonade Thu Sept 2nd) it was totally different - Amber was solemn, tetchy and complained that all the questions were about Becky

Someone made an accusation about Amber almost hitting Becky which was not received well by Amber

The after that it seems Becky has been at Erick and Ricki's ...

( Amber was insistent that the boys were obsessed with her and yet have they even met Jade?)

...and did not appear in Tuesdays stream which was long, boring and awkward but worth it for two very small moments with big consequences

#PolyGate and #JadeGate


Destiny and Dana are so far out of the Amberverse very apparent in the lead up to #JadeGate when someone in the stream dared her to phone an ex and Amber the perpetual Tweenie took them up on it first phoning Desting who clearly was not watching Amber is is totally over her and her stupid world

said 'Why the hell are you calling me?' and the conversation or lack of was uncomfortable and ended abruptly with Amber concluding that the reason Destiny was gruff because they were up to 'getting on' or some pathetic euphemism for having sex and Amber had interrupted rather than Destiny was not interested in talking to her 'point blank period)

Then Amber called Becky and after waiting for an eon for her to answer we get another ex who is clearly not watching her stream, is just chillin' out with some friends and making excuses on their behalf so that they do not have to be side characters in Ambers wanning Reality Show


Becky was giving short clipped answers because she just wanted to get off the phone and 'I love you' was just a bog standard sign off which Amber made a big issue of implying that Becky was still in love with her so either Amber missed the massive bomb that Becky dropped either by accident or on purpose (although it is apparent that there has never been a slip of a tongue between Becky and Amber EVER!!)

THE BIG ONE

Since then Amber has been in damage limitation mode like Baghdad Bob denying there is anything to see

THERE ARE NO JADES AT THE HENRY

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Interesting/ thunk provoking that the first person she thought to call when dared to call an ex was Destiny, despite the fact she has been most vocal about how she and The Double D's are barely on speaking terms these days and in particular has been shit talking Destiny in recent lives. Is she trying to tempt them back to the fold now that she's been bombed out by her totes besties 5eva Eric and Ricky??

 

[dontcallanyone]

I’ve been watching this beast for years, and I thought I was fairly numb to everything at this point, but nothing has bugged me more than the recent high pitched “UMMMMMM” thing she’s doing every 5 minutes, she has to be doing this shit on purpose

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I’ve been watching this beast for years, and I thought I was fairly numb to everything at this point, but nothing has bugged me more than the recent high pitched “UMMMMMM” thing she’s doing every 5 minutes, she has to be doing this shit on purpose

It's her retarded way of sticking her sausage fingers in her piggy ears and going LA LA LA LA LA anytime someone says something she doesn't like or doesn't want to hear.

And yes, it's completely fucking annoying.

 

[Make Believe]

New IG bio! No more ‘taken’!

 

[Owlflaps]

New IG bio! No more ‘taken’!

Gayest and most pointless saga ever.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Here is my take of this sordid affair.

For me, Amber trying to show us that she is not bedbound has shown how terrible her fitness is. While she is indeed not bedbound, she was quite winded after a few minutes walking in her flat. This is not someone who can walk outside for 30 minutes. She also mentioned that her back is always hurting from her weight. This means that she sits most of the time and walks only when necessary. Being bedbound does not happen all of a sudden, but slowly creeps up as you become less and less mobile.

She is 530 pounds and at 5’3”, her BMI is 93. I would not be surprised if all that weight has compressed her spine and she is now shorter. She might be even developing osteoarthritis at this point. She knows that she needs to lose weight but her addiction to food is much stronger. Wifey’s attempt to restrict her food intake is bound to fail. She is not a trained nutritionist or psychologist. Amber will rebel against any attempt to restrict her calories. She might lose 50 to 100 pounds, at least for a while, but she needs to lose 350 to 400 pounds. Only a medically supervised programme could achieve this in the long run.

The state of the kitchen was appalling. It is obvious that Becky oversaw the cleaning, not Amber, and as a guest, Wifey does not seem to help a lot. When Becky leaves, the flat will become unlivable.

The whole saga about Wifey, aka Jade Francis, how moronic Amber has been trying to keep her hidden. It also shows how desperate Amber is to have someone, anyone, living with her. Her agreeing to an open relationship so early in her liaison with Wifey shows how frightened she is to be alone. At least at the beginning, Becky had a modicum of interest in Amber. Wifey cares really only for Amber’s money. Her relationship with Amber is only transactional, namely, she is paid to stay with her. It would have been better to get a carer to help her with her daily tasks. I am sure that there are agencies in her area that could come in, do the dishes, do meal preparations, help her with bathing, etc, and might be cheaper than was Wifey will cost her.

If Jade Francis is indeed Wifey, as expected, she is not a successful entrepreneur looking for a mate, but a poor individual having an inadequate life, debts, and just started an entry-level job. She sees Amber as an easy mark and hopes to move out of New York to start anew.

Amber is really alone. She burned bridges with pretty well everyone and not being invited to Eric’s birthday is telling. Right now, her only friend is Becky, and this will last as long as Becky lives in the flat. My feeling is that after her relationship with Wifey is over, she will have no choice than going back to Oklahoma to be close to her mother.

 

[MookbongBae]

New IG bio! No more ‘taken’!

Just waiting for her to blame Wipey leaving her all on the haydurrs, instead of accepting this whole mess was her own doing.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

New IG bio! No more ‘taken’!

Wifey might have told her to do that. I doubt she would actually remove it if they really broke up. She made too much of a big deal over wifey. Guess we'll see if she cancels for tonight.

Edit: clarifying and typo

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It was also pointed out that the exact same Taken (honeypot emoji) was in bolth Jades and Ambers Instagram bio.

I think it is safe to say that Amber is in full panic stations and this is the biggest crisis to hit her in a while. This may mean that she has been here on the farms and removed it because it was posted. Even though we saved screenshots and she was over 12 hours late in editing the bio.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I’ve been watching this beast for years, and I thought I was fairly numb to everything at this point, but nothing has bugged me more than the recent high pitched “UMMMMMM” thing she’s doing every 5 minutes, she has to be doing this shit on purpose

You mean this?

There are some really stupid people out there coming here and creating accounts and making up stupid stuff because they are stupid enough to think that us Farmers are as stupid as they are stupid to think we are that stupid

Now you know who you are so go back into the corner and eat your crayons and let the rest of us bitches talk

 

[Pinkeye95]

She's going live at 8PM EST tonight.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Is going live with Becky or is it just going to be her again, sitting on the couch alone with wifey somewhere in the background?

 

[Pinkeye95]

Is going live with Becky or is it just going to be her again, sitting on the couch alone with wifey somewhere in the background?

What she wrote on youtube community: " I’ll be live around 8pm Eastern tonight! See you there "

 

[DontEatThat]

Amber is in damage control mode but due to her being such a massive cunt and liar everything comes off as disingenuous. Most of her recent streams are her trying to assure herself by rattling off these idiotic ideas about what is going on in her life and how nothing is her fault. Even if you took the farms and the haydurs she would still make the same fucking terrible decisions and create these self inflicted crises. She can cry about people hating her because shes fat and be a massive bitch in the same sentence and be completely oblivious to the irony. My take on a lot of this recent stuff is shes making a half assed effort to Wifey that shes not a useless fuck by giving some effort but its obvious shes miserable walking, standing and dieting. She was never good at wearing a mask for long and im sure Wifey is knowing Amber pretty well and with the doxing shits falling apart. Its pure dramatic irony.

 

[Fat-fobia Joe]

I hope Becky's gonna be gone by the time beast will scare jade away. Living with beast might not be worth the money she will gain from this circus. I never liked Becky before but now am afraid beast will manipulate her to stay with her if jade runs away.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Amber is such a house of cards, she flips into damage control even when there isn't any real damage.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber is a house

Fixed this for you.

 

[Armageddon Apocalypse]

If Amber cancels the live it's because she's crying at Becky's positive thumbs up/down ratio

What a loser that gorl is. She can't be happy for somebody else's success?

I'm not sure if this is true, but I was scrolling through Orange Queen's Youtube channel today and noticed a video titled "Amber scared Wifey off." Has there been any speculation on this in the farms?

 

[Watching]

I'm not sure if this is true, but I was scrolling through Orange Queen's Youtube channel today and noticed a video titled "Amber scared Wifey off." Has there been any speculation on this in the farms?

She took "taken " out of her instagram bio, after everyone realized Jade's instagram had the exact same thing. Oh and Amber's being kinda mopey. That's it, that's the whole breakup proof.