Amber's Illnesses Megathread - For someone who "never gets sick", she sure gets sick a lot.

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Scaleghost said:
I think you're giving too much credit for our gurl, she can't even make her own intro for her videos. Now imagine her trying to use photoshop.
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Yeah, and she'd come on here to rag on Eric, Dana, and Rafe. Gorl wouldn't make fun of herself. She's our dainty princess!!
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
All I'm imagining is a GYN wearing a hard hat with a light on it so they can go spelunking in Amber's fat folds. Can stirrups even hold the weight of her 100 pound legs?
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Dude obgyns all have a story of a patient with retained tampons, doing a d&c on a uterus full of pus, hernias between the vagina and rectum, etc amberlynns snatch is nothing.
 
For someone with a heel spur, bad back with bulged disks and hip bursitis. Somehow, in a some sort of medical miracle it's not from her weight.
 
xenomorph said:
For someone with a heel spur, bad back with bulged disks and hip bursitis. Somehow, in a some sort of medical miracle it's not from her weight.
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Yep, it's totes normal for a person under 30 to have issues generally associated with the elderly. It has nothing to do with her weight. It's just all bad luck, she just can't help it. Now she can't exercise because asthma/cat allergies (which literally just showed up?). She the picture of perfect health and how dare you question that!
 
Didn't know where else to post this, and it's super irrelevant. But, I was going through some autopsy photos for school (I know-powerlevel) but, specifically the difference between obese patients v. normal weight patients and damn are the facts disturbing.

Just for shits and gigs....I'll add this pic for reference of how ridiculously fatty your organs get when you're morbidly obese. I always feel like people such as Albert or Necky think their fat just 'hangs' off their bones/muscles/etc. When in reality, that fat is just as much on their insides-as it is on their outsides. Now, for educated people like us....we're fully aware that you can have a fatty liver, heart, brain etc. But, what I don't understand is how Albert doesn't get that basic logic. She hacks, coughs and wheezes because she can barely string a 10 word sentence together without gasping for air--but she's totally unwilling to accept that her morbid obesity is 99% the cause of every ailment her body has. It's fucking mind blowing! :story:

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The female on the right (our left) is 17 stone, that's only 238lbs. Amberlynn is ~36 stone.
 
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Bitchy McFucknut said:
Didn't know where else to post this, and it's super irrelevant. But, I was going through some autopsy photos for school (I know-powerlevel) but, specifically the difference between obese patients v. normal weight patients and damn are the facts disturbing.

Just for shits and gigs....I'll add this pic for reference of how ridiculously fatty your organs get when you're morbidly obese. I always feel like people such as Albert or Necky think their fat just 'hangs' off their bones/muscles/etc. When in reality, that fat is just as much on their insides-as it is on their outsides. Now, for educated people like us....we're fully aware that you can have a fatty liver, heart, brain etc. But, what I don't understand is how Albert doesn't get that basic logic. She hacks, coughs and wheezes because she can barely string a 10 word sentence together without gasping for air--but she's totally unwilling to accept that her morbid obesity is 99% the cause of every ailment her body has. It's fucking mind blowing! :story:

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The female on the right (our left) is 17 stone, that's only 238lbs. Amberlynn is ~36 stone.
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Wait until you actually get to dissect a fat cadaver, especially one with surprises like peripheral artery bypass or a Life/form replacement.

It's unsettling that she genuinely believes her asthma is exercise induced and is proud of the fact that 8 minutes of walking skyrocketed her heart rate into the 150's.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
It's unsettling that she genuinely believes her asthma is exercise induced and is proud of the fact that 8 minutes of walking skyrocketed her heart rate into the 150's.
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How does that not scare the fuck out of her? A normal person's heart rate doesn't get that high unless they're doing some pretty intense, sustained cardio. Which I guess shuffling across a parking lot at a snail's pace is for our gorl. Maybe it's just because I'm a skinny bitch, but I'd imagine not being able to walk enough to function in daily life because you're entombed in fat would be uncomfortable? That asthma is totally exercise induced though, gorl. Probably has to do with the air quality. No chance it could be because you're hauling 400 extra elbees everywhere you go.

I don't wish this on her, even though she absolutely deserves it, but I think there's a decent chance she ends up injuring herself if she gets more in to walking/"exercising." Obviously I'm not discouraging her from doing it - gorl needs to move more - but I just feel like she's dumb and dumb people do dumb things and hurt themselves, like twist a knee or an ankle and get put on bed rest. If that happens, it's game over for our gorl. She won't walk again.
 
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