Amusing clips from my collection (daily updates)

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CIA Code Name: Alexa (1992) - both this one and the sequel (CIA II: Target Alexa) are classic 90s DTV goodness. They're full of scenes like this.
 

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  • CIA Code Name Alexa (1992).mp4
    4.1 MB
Coldfire (1990) - "don't give me that shit, Dix!"
 

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  • Coldfire (1990).mp4
    3.1 MB
Creature (1985) - one of the best head explosions I've ever seen. This clip is from an otherwise forgettable Alien ripoff starring Klaus Kinsky.
 

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  • Creature (1985).mp4
    36.6 MB
Cross Mission (1988) - the only movie where you can see a 70cm tall Dominican playing a Sith named Astaroth. That actor was married, by the way.
 

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  • Cross Mission (1988).mp4
    28.7 MB
Cyborg Cop 2 (1994) - a few clips from classic action schlock directed by Sam Firstenberg. My favorite is the black guy getting strangled with an exhaust pipe at 1:47.
 

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  • Cyborg Cop 2 (1994).mp4
    75.7 MB
Cyborg Cop (1993) - inconsistent foley!
 

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  • Cyborg Cop (1993).mp4
    5.3 MB
Dark Skies (1996) - this one was an X-Files ripoff about an alien invasion and government conspiracies. It starts off pretty strong, but then it has a few episodes that have little to do with the main plot and ends with a cliffhanger. It was cancelled after that.

Anyway, I watch everything with English subs because it's not my first language and I don't want to miss anything. Why do subtitles like this exist? They sound like someone made them from memory. Every line of dialogue is different to what's actually being said. I had to turn them off.
 

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  • Dark Skies (1996).mp4
    56.7 MB
Deadfall (1993) - Nicolas Cage hamming it up. They let him loose in this one and he acts like that throughout the whole film. I got an open matte edition the first time I watched it and I could see a lot of the filming equipment above the sets. It looked like a glorified sitcom.
 

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  • Deadfall (1993).mp4
    15.7 MB
Deep Space (1988) - this movie is not very good. The woman's line in this scene is probably the only entertaining thing about it.
 

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  • Deep Space (1988).mp4
    4.3 MB
Delta Force 2 (1990) - the main bad guy is worse than Hitler! Get 'im, Chuck!
 

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  • Delta Force 2 (1990).mp4
    5.3 MB
Demon Cop (1990) - watch out, punks! Demon Cop is taking back the streets. I wish somebody would make a bluray transfer of this stupid movie because the only rip I could find was super low quality.
 

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  • Demon Cop (1990).mp4
    17.1 MB
Digital Man (1995) - just look at this stupid, cheap shit. I love it. The blonde guy in armor is played by Matthias Hues (mah-tee-us hoos), a German "that guy" actor who mostly played the main villains' henchmen. They rarely gave him more than two or three lines of dialogue because of his accent.
 

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  • Digital Man (1995).mp4
    45 MB
Executive Koala (2005) - this is a crazy Japanese comedy with lots of absurd humor and even some bad dummy shots (my favorite). In this clip, the protagonist swears his revenge. The picture at 00:32 with all the crucified koalas got me good.
 

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  • Executive Koala (2005).mp4
    4.1 MB
Fear The Walking Dead S04E09 (2018) - I haven't watched this show. I gave up on The Walking Dead after season 4 and never bothered checking out the spinoffs. I learned about some dumb bits thanks to 4chan and here's one of them.
 

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  • Fear The Walking Dead S04E09.mp4
    20.6 MB
Fear The Walking Dead S05E03 (2019) - more unintentionally funny shit.
 

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  • Fear The Walking Dead S05E03.mp4
    50.9 MB
Fear The Walking Dead S07E07 (2021) - yes, this was in a TV show watched by millions of people and wasn't played for laughs. A zombie catapult.
 

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  • Fear The Walking Dead S07E07.mp4
    96.3 MB
Final Score (1986)

scene 1: a fully ADR'd shooutout.
scene 2: a ramp gets conjured out of thin air so that Christopher Mitchum (son of Robert) can launch his car over a van.
 

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  • Final Score (1986).mp4
    13.3 MB
Future Zone (1990) - David Carradine uses his Wunderwaffe to stop some criminals. Cue noises from the scene in Home Alone 2 where Marv gets skeletonized.
 

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  • Future Zone (1990).mp4
    15.7 MB
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