Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

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Not Engrish, but I've fallen down the Trisonic aphorism rabbit hole. (They have a company webpage, but it's just semi-antique "under construction" GIFs.)
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The need for love lies at the very bottom of human existence.

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Nothing is impossible, the world itself says "I'm possible"! [sic]

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A resolution must be expressed with actions, not just words.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
The passage of time has made the name hilarious, so of course they're going to keep using it. It's not like it's problematic or anything.
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Mostly because they are in the Budget frozen foods section so the Champaign Socialists ignore them - they are also really fucking tasty, I make my own now but back in the day those things where my go to "I just need my Emotional Support Filth" food at an hour when cooking a Full English isn't socially acceptable.

Aunt Carol said:
Cranberry has varying anti-biofilm action on microorganisms, notably e.coli which is the culprit for most urinary tract infections. I don't know if tea will do it, but the problem with straight cranberry juice is that the amount you'd have to drink ends up giving you a ton of sugar.
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Lingon Berry is what my dad used to use in place of Cranberry, fasr less sweet but goes with all the same foods and IMO far better with Pork an Sausages. I even used it to replace the Cranberry on a Cranberry Bree an Grape sandwich and it was fucking delicious, it's slightly harder to get but when you do see it it's often cheaper for a lot more of it as well.

vomitusdeux said:
Historically this has always been my go to.

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I have that as a sticker on my laptop, I've always loved it.
 
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Seafarer said:
Can I just say that I fucking hate the “Obvious Plant” shit? Imagine having to make up bootlegs with reddit humor when the real things are plenty funny to begin with. Some of them are very obviously fake too.
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I wish I could give this post a million winners. I can't stand the obvious plant shit, it's so fucking retarded and gay. It loses all the joy of actually finding something unintentionally hilarious and replaces it with 600000 IQ Rick and Morty watching Humour©™. Fuck that shit.
 
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generic sauce said:
Dope I have some on my laptop and had some on my truck
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I love the brail laser pointer, it was out of stock when I ordered it I know someone who's got one of those 3D building scanners and he's got it slapped on the side.

Where did you get the Temple OS one from btw?

I've joked about making my own stickers buy my style once, Repused copper with my mark an a pthy remark with some absurdly strong double sided tape and tack holes for the ones that need to be really secure.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I love the brail laser pointer, it was out of stock when I ordered it I know someone who's got one of those 3D building scanners and he's got it slapped on the side.

Where did you get the Temple OS one from btw?

I've joked about making my own stickers buy my style once, Repused copper with my mark an a pthy remark with some absurdly strong double sided tape and tack holes for the ones that need to be really secure.
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The ones with the shitty white border are all redbubble stickers including the temple OS one.
 
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