You know, this is what the algorithm tells me about:
I'm confused by the rats and aviation, but somehow, despite my own screenshot safaris, it has me firmly pegged as a dork (female).
You know, this is what the algorithm tells me about: View attachment 9028689
I'm confused by the rats and aviation, but somehow, despite my own screenshot safaris, it has me firmly pegged as a dork (female).
I'm not logged in. I'm on tor too so there's no cookies or anything either. And it was like that the first time I ever opened the website. I promise I am not a sissy and if I was then I would be a better quality one than a fucking temu sissy.
I wanted to see if there was anything funny when it came to swords but they just don't fucking sell any for some reason. So in my rage of not being able to buy a sword I found myself in the old people bed pisser section. Obviously.
The embarrassing mood of an incontinent adult
Just the one. Those three are all suffering from the same mood. Also why does the first woman look like she's gagging or some shit? What are you incontinent and decided to binge on asparagus the night before or something?
Not sure what this one is meant to do exactly.
Isn't the point in adult diapers to urinate in them? Surely difficulty urinating is a bad thing?
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Here's an elderly person bed pisser diaper product but for your dog.
Goodbye.
I feel like they might have conflated Valentine's Day with something else there. Idk I feel like getting married on Valentine's Day is a bit overdoing it.
But I'll remember to take my fairy doll figurine decorative item if I get invited to any weddings. I just see pink gnomes and get in the mood to marry everyone.
Someone tell Joel quick.
They have invented duende science.
I love how the final one just looks like the mushroom is really happy you said he was exquisite material.
It's not really engrish
I just love that 'hand' is a detail.
Honestly a surprising amount of funny things for 'gnome'. Normally you search something like that and it's just boring product descriptions with nothing going on. Like most of the diaper products were just different plastic underwear colours and nothing else, just the same product but with 20 listings for each colour instead of all in one and they all just had the same few product photos with no information. A lot of the clothing ones seem really boring honestly, it's all just normal product photos. Like fuck you no explain to me why your 100% polyester 'high quality fabric materials' swimsuit is designed that way. I want to know that my chinese bikini is repellent for the jellyfish animal and thick warm material to keep. Why do they explain how bras scoop my accessory boob but every other piece of clothing they don't? Is a swimsuit or bikini not just a wet bra? Do my six boobs not matter on the beach?
This was on a listing for some magical patch that would cure a hangover.
If you're going to bar orgies I think you might need a different type of morning after cure.
The microwave is available.
Just letting you know if you wanted to use it.
Oh yea also
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Why is it fucking German?
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I was so annoyed at the lack of funny swimsuit things I went back to look for specifically shapewear ones and the first fucking result is an obviously male jockstrap? And it still doesn't matter because the fucking first thing I find that is actually funny is just because they ran out of results and started showing me shapewear instead of shapewear swimsuits smh.
I'm glad that a no compresslon bra design and utt lifter desge exist. I am glad that it is for bigger peach hip. I am glad that the overlap crotcu deslgn makes it more easy to go to bathroom. Even though that just is a bra strap for your crotch and looks deeply uncomfortable. I just wish I could do all of those things at the sea. What if I don't have the body to pull of a sexy neoprene bra to get the sharks horny and need some assistance with that? Doesn't exist.
Have some more wetsuit shit with retarded text so I can at least pretend I have found something for this thread and haven't just spent the past 10 minutes looking at various Asian women and ai generated European women in swimsuits.
Super stretchy on should and armpit for enjoying sports at ease
With some of the ways these models have been posing I think maybe the photographers should be maybe not and armpit for enjoying quite so much.
And yet more make you look slim shit, just admit you want to fuck the sharks it's ok.
Also how can you call it 'seamless design' when the first selling point was 'flatlock stitches'? Is that not by definition a seam? Seam: 'A line of junction formed by sewing together two pieces of material along their margins.'. ???????????????????
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With some of the ways these models have been posing I think maybe the photographers should be maybe not and armpit for enjoying quite so much.
And yet more make you look slim shit, just admit you want to fuck the sharks it's ok.
Doesn't know what? That sharks don't have armpits? That chinese people eat sharks? Or well I guess they don't they just eat the fin and throw the rest of the animal away.
Doesn't know that sharks impregnate you in the belly button and that's why half of the images of this site have random flaming bellybuttons?
Kinda like this.
I had to quickly make a recreation of it because I couldn't find any actual listings like that. Honestly it's not that much different to the actual listing images I've seen.
Doesn't know that actually sharks are illiterate versions of garfield and you don't need a Super stretchy on should and armpit for enjoying sports at ease because sharks only try and have sex with your ʇᴉdɯɹɐ?
Doesn't know that chinks actually skin the sharks to wear as leggings that make your safety and comfort are guarded of me out of gear wi out of gear were crawling your safety and co? I think that's what that fucking tiny as shit text says at least.
Because shark skin is famously nice and comfortable and not rough at all.
I know a lot about armpits, sharks and chinese people. I don't know those things mesh together in a way other than saying the photographers enjoyed the armpits of this wetsuit model a bit too much. Even then I don't think I've ever heard of chinks loving armpits more than average? Does shark fin soup taste like armpits? Is the cartilige like trying to chew on armpit hair? Is it because it's impossible for a shark to bite your armpits because of it's nose shape? Is it because it's a magical chinese tradition to have fish do that foot bath exfoliation thing to your armpits? Is it because chinese people don't have arms? Do chinese sharks not have penises? Is the ccp social credit gps tracker chip implanted in the armpit? Is it because the sensitive nose of a shark is good at sniffing your armpits? Is it because chinks used shark skin to like wax like to sandpaper their armpits smooth? Oh I know is it because they marinate shark meat in armpit sweat like they do eggs and little boy piss? Is it because shark pussy looks like an armpit? Is it because sharks get those isopods parasitise their armpits and those are a chinese delicacy?
Because Japanese porn is so heavily censored, there are a lot of alternative forced erogenous focuses that have sprung up as a result of those things not being censored, armpits are one of them. I'd imagine there's some bleedover here. The photographers are focusing on the model's pits for a very specific reason.
Because Japanese porn is so heavily censored, there are a lot of alternative forced erogenous focuses that have sprung up as a result of those things not being censored, armpits are one of them. I'd imagine there's some bleedover here. The photographers are focusing on the model's pits for a very specific reason.
That specific image isn't really though. There are a lot of images that I've seen on wish that are either intentionally or unintentionally armpit fetish shit. That wetsuit one just isn't. That's just a normal product image. Starting to think maybe someone should create a thread or something about spotting fetish images and just talking about the concept of fetish shit in general. No idea who would bother actually doing that though.
