amy lee AMA

[CatParty]

recently @Amy Lee of Evanescence joined the forums to answer questions concerning vordrak.
let me start out with a question

@Amy Lee of Evanescence have you woken up yet?

 

[HG 400]

Hello everyone.

I love your forums, they're really informative.

 

[RI 360]

I thought Dynastia had a dick.

 

[HG 400]

I thought Dynastia had a dick.

Who is this mythical "Dynastia" person you all keep talking about and why do my loins moisten at every mention of his dick?

 

[RI 360]

@Amy Lee of Evanescence when will Julaay wake up?

 

[HG 400]

@Amy Lee of Evanescence when will Julaay wake up?

That is not even a real question that is a stupid nonsequitor you have shat out of your cum-dribbling wordhole because you're desperate for my attention but utterly devoid of anything to earn it. You are the worst kind of fan and I am embarrassed that people like you listen to my music. Fuck off and listen to ICP you toilet cuck, before I dox your entire family and set their SSN's to a catchy and memorable beat on my next album.

 

[RI 360]

That is not even a real question that is a stupid nonsequitor you have shat out of your cum-dribbling wordhole because you're desperate for my attention but utterly devoid of anything to earn it. You are the worst kind of fan and I am embarrassed that people like you listen to my music. Fuck off and listen to ICP you toilet cuck, before I dox your entire family and set their SSN's to a catchy and memorable beat on my next album.

Spoiler

 

[Sgt_maul]

Why did you switch to christian music amy?

 

[HG 400]

Why did you switch to christian music amy?

God willed it.

 

[Fallensaint]

@Amy Lee of Evanescence how much dick do I have to suck before I sound like you?

 

[Lil]

can we get a snippet from your next album?

ilu Amy Lee you were my goal when I was 12

 

[VortekPMD]

Is it true that your eyes look like pools of limpid tears and if we don't know who you are we should get the hell out of here?

 

[HG 400]

@Amy Lee of Evanescence how much dick do I have to suck before I sound like you?

The AIDS rate in your shithole of a toilet country is like 20% so only five dicks should give you decent odds.

can we get a snippet from your next album?

ilu Amy Lee you were my goal when I was 12

Bitch, pay me.

Is it true that your eyes look like pools of limpid tears and if we don't know who you are we should get the hell out of here?

If you're in South Boston and don't know who I am you'd better get the hell out of there before gingers notice your complexion and start slinging hemp over the lampposts.

 

[Lil]

do you want it in GBP or NUF$?

 

[VortekPMD]

Did Gerard Way ever return your eyeshadow?

 

[HG 400]

do you want it in GBP or NUF$?

Pay me in American dollars or stop wasting my time. You are garbage and I hope you cut yourself to my music and it scarred.

Did Gerard Way ever return your eyeshadow?

Yes but I threw it out anyway because ew, gross

 

[millais]

@Amy Lee of Evanescence do you like meatpies?

 

[HG 400]

@Amy Lee of Evanescence do you like meatpies?

I love meatpies.

 

[GS 281]

I really liked that song you did with Seether. Seether kinda sucks and the original version had their lead singer singing it, but you killed it.

Do you think you would sing with any modern bands? I think you and Kellin Quinn would sound great on a track together.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

why is your music subpar