Amy Schumer Barbie Movie Salt - They didn't learn their lesson after Ghostbusters.

[ICametoLurk]

 

[fried_kooch]

if the barbie movie isn't a documentary about amy schumer getting dropkicked off a cliff then it's gonna bomb

 

[OtterParty]

if the barbie movie isn't a documentary about amy schumer getting dropkicked off a cliff then it's gonna bomb

the documentary would even lend itself to a sequel about the devastating earthquake that followed and a threequel about the dropkicker's broken legs

 

[Lackadaisy]

if the barbie movie isn't a documentary about amy schumer getting dropkicked off a cliff then it's gonna bomb

If it is, it will be the biggest box office hit of all time.

 

[admiral]

Amy Schumer isn't unattractive because she's overweight, she's unattractive because of her potato face.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Also because she's overweight

 

[fried_kooch]

Amy Schumer isn't unattractive because she's overweight, she's unattractive because of her potato face.

Also because she's overweight

amy schumer is very likely a scientific experiment to see how famous an artificial being engineered to be unattractive and repulsive can be

 

[ICametoLurk]

How many more beloved Childhood properties must be ruined by Feminism?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

amy schumer is very likely a scientific experiment to see how famous an artificial being engineered to be unattractive and repulsive can be

She is part of an Illuminati conspiracy to distract us from the truth of #Pizzagate.

Stay woke, sheeple.

 

[Conrix]

She is part of an Illuminati conspiracy to distract us from the truth of #Pizzagate.

Stay woke, sheeple.

Pizzagate is a conspiracy to make the alt right look stupid and distract us from the real conspiracy, and that real conspiracy will never be known precisely because I just called it out.

 

[CaptainMappy]

Amy Schumer isn't unattractive because she's overweight, she's unattractive because of her potato face.

Hey man, that's an insult to actual potatoes.