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SIGSEGV

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Feb 8, 2020
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this forum full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of socks. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
 
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Hey you'll never guess what I'm about to do again.
 
So champ, how'd it go? I'll give you a virtual high five since you're a filthy bastid.
 
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