An article I wrote about Chris

[DykesDykesChina]

DH3000: you're writing a book?

Yes. This article is a condensed version of what I've written so far, solely focusing on Chris' time spent as a victim of catfishing/cyberbullying.

What I posted is about 1/3 of what I have written, which is more detailed and also focuses on a bunch of side-stories. Eventually there will be an e-book or self-published book, but there's a lot of work still to be done.

Good luck! I think I'd like to read your book about Chris, your writing style is very fluent and readable.

 

[c-no]

I'll be reading this later, seems rather interesting.

 

[Freecell]

Edit for Chris: I see that you're reading the forums. Please read my article. People think that you come off as a sympathetic character in it, and it would be good for you to show to people in order to explain the ordeal you've been through.

While I'm not going to do anything about it since you probably didn't know better, trying to talk directly to Chris is something we tend to delete posts for.
Don't get in the habit of this, guys. It's a nice article, by the way.

 

[DH3000]

The catalyst for the end of Chris’s relationship with Sarah and the beginning of his one with Julie was another troll named Clyde Cash. Whether Clyde is the alias of the leader of a gang of trolls, or just a persona with a gang of trolls behind it is unknown.

Nah, there's a Clyde.

How do you know?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Also, if I were you I'd "censor out" the names of the real people in there, so as not to link them unnecessarily to Chris. Mimms' full name doesn't need to be in there, for example.

Dear DH3K,
This is something I'd recommend doing. At least with this online article which is free. Also Marvin is "on the inside" when it comes to the golden age of Chris trolling. He, Alec and a couple others are defacto authorities when it comes to insider info. I'm not saying don't question but they are confirmed reliable sources. Just for future reference.

 

[Marvin]

The catalyst for the end of Chris’s relationship with Sarah and the beginning of his one with Julie was another troll named Clyde Cash. Whether Clyde is the alias of the leader of a gang of trolls, or just a persona with a gang of trolls behind it is unknown.

Nah, there's a Clyde.

How do you know?

Because I'm the man in the pickle suit.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

^^^ Wait...

YOU'RE REALLY HIM?!

 

[Mr. 0]

^^^ Wait...

YOU'RE REALLY HIM?!

It's what the Dilluminati wants you to think.

 

[Marvin]

^^^ Wait...

YOU'RE REALLY HIM?!

Yes.

 

[spaps]

Because I'm the man in the pickle suit.

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Wait... this isn't common knowledge, right?

 

[JULAY]

^^^ Wait...

YOU'RE REALLY HIM?!

Yes.

So in your opinion, what does Chris smell like?

 

[Saney]

^^^ Wait...

YOU'RE REALLY HIM?!

Yes.

So in your opinion, what does Chris smell like?

Is it really like rotten watermelons? Because these are important things that we need to know.

 

[Mr. 0]

Because I'm the man in the pickle suit.

Wait... this isn't common knowledge, right?

He once said he was with Robert Simmons V in the church audio. The article says Rob and dill-who-must-not-be-named attended. You do the math.

I remember it went something like this:

My CWCki acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a insider. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from that Christian Weston Chandler and his congregation. I am the hand-drawing original rescuer of dates, and the only one he ever feared.

I am the Man in the Pickle Suit of Ruckersville, VA.

I had joined this Forum with the opportunity to associate with my own misunderstood kind of people, commonly mistaken for amongst the gays and lesbians. I concealed my identity on here reasonably, prayfully Not to be found by those geriatrics.

For Years, I have fallen victim to their trachery. I have tried within my own limited knowledge and technology to counter-attack those fiends. I have mostly failed. And as a result, my reputation on the PVCC fell deep into their treacherous exaggerations, lies and crap. If I had any knowledge or technology, I would have told on them and whatnot looong ago, but I did and still do not. All I could do in the end was hide in the old-fashioned (as it would appear to be now) world of the BBS, hiding in the internet. Yet I am one who does not like to be left behind in the modern world.

Also, because of CWC, it has been Impossible for me to get a job; damned negative background checks. And I would appreciate reducing the results of my full name from over Two Freaking Million results back down to less than 100.

Now that he has found me on here, y'all have been dragged into my darkness; for that, I feel deep shame and regret, and I am really sorry about that.

I am Not the disgruntled, mean or perverted person they have mislabeled of me; I am only a normal, heterosexual, good natured, high-functioning autistic Kosher Dill, and I want to be treated like a normal person.

And I wish I do not have to be paranoid of those fiends and their hurtful dentures.

Yep. He totally was not hammered when he told us this.

 

[Marvin]

So in your opinion, what does Chris smell like?

Is it really like rotten watermelons? Because these are important things that we need to know.

I don't know, I didn't smell him.

 

[IceCube]

I thought the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia was a legitimate forum. Are you sure you're not confusing it with Trollin Train?

 

[Dunsparce]

I thought the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia was a legitimate forum. Are you sure you're not confusing it with Trollin Train?

No, it was a troll site.

 

[introman]

Because I'm the man in the pickle suit.

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Wait... this isn't common knowledge, right?

It actually was common knowledge back in the day. It wasn't a heavily guarded secret or something. I just don't think canine uses it for e points.

 

[spaps]

Because I'm the man in the pickle suit.

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Wait... this isn't common knowledge, right?

It actually was common knowledge back in the day. It wasn't a heavily guarded secret or something. I just don't think canine uses it for e points.

Well, I wasn't around these forums back in the day, so this was news to me.

 

[Seahorses]

Just the other day I was trying to explain to someone the whole Chris thing. I said after a while, I wish there was an article or something I could point you to. Good job.

 

[Marvin]

Just the other day I was trying to explain to someone the whole Chris thing. I said after a while, I wish there was an article or something I could point you to. Good job.

Explaining Chris to normal people is not recommended. Like, it'll usually boil down to "ok, so, there's this retard we make fun of on the internet and he draws these stupid pokemon comics and then he became a tranny, but trust me, he's really funny."