💬 Off-Topic An Era without Asspatters

[MMX]

So he really pissed off Moonman with that last fight didnt he?

Pretty much but he will be back because hes beta as fuck.
To be honest it worked out for the best for phil.
Moonman was just shitting up his facebook updates with walls of text about how morally superior he was and occasionally tone policing phil.
Phil got to STFU moonman infront of mutual friend Langely who applauded phil for doing so and got asspats and called a legit latinx woman by that crazy racist bitch.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I thought there was more to being a cow than just being odd as fuck or a tard, the whole chimping out to criticism, being a failure and all round awful.

That's the difference between a run-of-the-mill idiot and a lolcow. A lolcow not only is open about their idiocy, but demands the world praise them for it. To put it another way an idiot might post bizarre and disgusting fetish art and be indifferent to criticism and trolling, while a lolcow tries to fight, dox, or sue anyone who doesn't think their art is wonderful.

 

[MMX]

That's the difference between a run-of-the-mill idiot and a lolcow. A lolcow not only is open about their idiocy, but demands the world praise them for it. To put it another way an idiot might post bizarre and disgusting fetish art and be indifferent to criticism and trolling, while a lolcow tries to fight, dox, or sue anyone who doesn't think their art is wonderful.

Your making my point for me.
Markle and Maria have no real internet footprint. All they having going is stupid art, being lesbians to piss off their parents and some slacktivism and charity work.
Neither are really hurting or bothering anybody, they are both basically boring and any attempt to milk then will result in them shitting themselves and going on lockdown. At worst it would actually makes phil somewhat sympathetic and draw allies to him.
Langley is a piece of shit who managed to let his personal politics get someone killed and didnt give a shit about it but hes not really a cow.
Its like making a thread about George Lucas because he made a bunch of shitty movies. Hes not going to react, hes on record saying he doesnt care and hes not producing new content.
But Derrick Savage and cool Cat are fair game because his project is a shitty little scam he will go to ridiculous levels to defend and engage in internet slapfights over the slightest thing.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Pretty much but he will be back because hes beta as fuck.
To be honest it worked out for the best for phil.
Moonman was just shitting up his facebook updates with walls of text about how morally superior he was and occasionally tone policing phil.
Phil got to STFU moonman infront of mutual friend Langely who applauded phil for doing so and got asspats and called a legit latinx woman by that crazy racist bitch.

Did the crazy racist get a thread?

Langley is a piece of shit who managed to let his personal politics get someone killed and didnt give a shit about it but hes not really a cow.

Seems like there is two parts to a cow. The stupid shit they did/do and how they interact with people criticizing them.

 

[The Dude]

Robin is a sad jew living in a group home who paints with her menstrual blood.
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About the only reason I haven't made a thread on her is because she's slightly smarter than most of Phil's other asspatters and keeps herself locked down tight. If you've fucked Phil, or met with him and continue to talk with him after, there's a really good chance you're a broken garbage person who will be entertaining.

What...the...FUCK?! Who...who the fuck paints with their own menstrual blood (or any menstrual blood for that matter)? Yeah, I know, "Autistic RadFem Lefties, but still that shit is fucked up and grody.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Robin is a sad jew living in a group home who paints with her menstrual blood.
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Damn, that only one small step above just shitting your pants and selling it as art.

 

[Adamska]

I've seen people paint with their own blood before, but doing fingerpainting with a used tampon is a first.

And honestly this was a marvelous idea in retrospect; watching Phil squeal since he lost his biggest source of attention is deeply satisfying, since it gives him less stuff to focus on besides acknowledging he's unhappy and a fuck-up.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Did the crazy racist get a thread?

Yup, that's Vanessa Gonzalez, her threads over in Rat Kings.

 

[Taily Puff]

Seems like there is two parts to a cow.

There's only one real thing that makes a lolcow.

Everyone fucks up sometimes. Everyone.
A rare few correct themselves and move on without note, but sadly most people see their own fuckup and try to double down on it.
MOST people, after a double fuckup, realize they're not going to snatch victory out of their embarrassment, nod sagely, and admit defeat.
Some people throw everything they have down, an d decide to swing away yet again, heaven or hell. Some people even manage to win at this point.

Lolcows see three failures in a row, take out a line of credit, and double down a fourth time on their own atrocious decision making process.

Phil's doubled down on his failures a few hundred times now, which given how doubling works means he's actually start getting into numbers normally reserved for astrological events. It would actually be sort of impressive if the result wasn't a fat ugly mentally ill homeless tranny with no friends.

 

[introman]

Last time I saw a similar pattern - Philly moved from Philadephia; after burning every one of his friends. I expect a move soon to Canada or a place with a lot of crusty LGBT people (Austin????).

 

[Picklechu]

Last time I saw a similar pattern - Philly moved from Philadephia; after burning every one of his friends. I expect a move soon to Canada or a place with a lot of crusty LGBT people (Austin????).

My guess as to where he'll go if he completely burns through every possible asspatter on the West Coast has always been Austin or Salt Lake City. SLC has one of the highest proportions of LGBT people in the country, plus he'd have lots of Mormons to try and offend for oppression points. Plus, it's white enough that he won't have to be too concerned about running into a scary brown person persyn.

 

[MMX]

Last time I saw a similar pattern - Philly moved from Philadephia; after burning every one of his friends. I expect a move soon to Canada or a place with a lot of crusty LGBT people (Austin????).

I can never say for certain but phil was considering Canada (or atleast telling his few Canadian tranny friends he was) but Kylie brookes managed to convince him its worse than Korea.
These days phil will block you for the crime of saying anything postive about canada.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

What...the...FUCK?! Who...who the fuck paints with their own menstrual blood (or any menstrual blood for that matter)? Yeah, I know, "Autistic RadFem Lefties, but still that shit is fucked up and grody.

It's an old trick in artistic circles: if you have no talent, and your subject material has been done countless times before, use an "edgy" medium to get attention for an otherwise unremarkable work.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

It's an old trick in artistic circles: if you have no talent, and your subject material has been done countless times before, use an "edgy" medium to get attention for an otherwise unremarkable work.

It reminds me of my favorite scenes from Ghost World

skip to 4:19 for "tampon in a teacup"

 

[MMX]

It's an old trick in artistic circles: if you have no talent, and your subject material has been done countless times before, use an "edgy" medium to get attention for an otherwise unremarkable work.

Warhol used urine in his paints, i wouldnt call him talentless.
The use of elephant dung and semen in paints was very widespread at one point.

But markles art is pretty much shit tier

 

[HickoryDickory]

Warhol used urine in his paints, i wouldnt call him talentless.
They use of elephant dung and semen in pants was very widespread at one point.

But markles art is pretty much shit tier

It's pretty generic and is more of something that was trendy around 2010 or sommat. Just something to shock normies and make wannabe art snobs feel hauty about what deep meanings it has.

The Asian MtF kid that put lipstick on her anus and "kissed" tissues for people to buy has more meaning than menstral art.

 

[MMX]

It's pretty generic and is more of something that was trendy around 2010 or sommat. Just something to shock normies and make wannabe art snobs feel hauty about what deep meanings it has.

The Asian MtF kid that put lipstick on her anus and "kissed" tissues for people to buy has more meaning than menstral art.

I just noticed the typo of elephant dung and semen in pants.....

Now thats art

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I expect a move soon to Canada or a place with a lot of crusty LGBT people (Austin????).

It'd have to be something pretty big to break Phil out of that Oregon <--> California routine. Like something big caused him to move out of the East Coast in the first place.

What are the odds of Phil moving back in with his mom and that old cosplaying animu & deviantART life?

 

[MMX]

What are the odds of Phil moving back in with his mom and that old cosplaying animu & deviantART life?

The only reason phils mother contacts her boy is to get him to pay her back the money he owes.
I would say its unlikely as it would require phil to give up 90% of his persona, to admit defeat and potentially pay rent.
It also brings him into contact with his brother which frankly terrifys him.
Even if he did move him i doubt "the dale" would tolerate his shit.

The only way i see phil moving home is if he gets seriously ill so has an excuse or if his mother and brother get ill and he can spin it as hes doing them the favour by moving home.

 

[Ravenor]

It'd have to be something pretty big to break Phil out of that Oregon <--> California routine.

That migration is one he also addopted from some one else, it's prity common from what I can tell amongst some groups.

The only way i see phil moving home is if he gets seriously ill so has an excuse or if his mother and brother get ill and he can spin it as hes doing them the favour by moving home.

I wouldn't be so sure mate, he's getting seriously desperate and is genuinely worried about the review an loosing the SSDI money that's the only thing allowing him to live his current lifestyle he looses that and he'll run home just so he can eat.